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over a year ago
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"Some have theirs stuck to their forehead  "
Years ago me and one of my friends were outside the local nightclub stuffing our little piggy faces with chips and garlic sauce and god knows what else, a fella walked over to us, we thought he was gonna ask us for chips so immediately went in to protection mode, instead he whipped out his cock and slapped my friend in the forehead and ran off. We have always affectionately referred to her as dick head. Ahh still makes me laugh (no chips were harmed) |
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"Some have theirs stuck to their forehead
Years ago me and one of my friends were outside the local nightclub stuffing our little piggy faces with chips and garlic sauce and god knows what else, a fella walked over to us, we thought he was gonna ask us for chips so immediately went in to protection mode, instead he whipped out his cock and slapped my friend in the forehead and ran off. We have always affectionately referred to her as dick head. Ahh still makes me laugh (no chips were harmed)"
Ha ha!!!! Ohhhh god!!! Im in hysterics here at that!!  |
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"Some have theirs stuck to their forehead
Years ago me and one of my friends were outside the local nightclub stuffing our little piggy faces with chips and garlic sauce and god knows what else, a fella walked over to us, we thought he was gonna ask us for chips so immediately went in to protection mode, instead he whipped out his cock and slapped my friend in the forehead and ran off. We have always affectionately referred to her as dick head. Ahh still makes me laugh (no chips were harmed)
Ha ha!!!! Ohhhh god!!! Im in hysterics here at that!! "
It was the funniest thing ever, the two of us sat there for a few mins saying wtf just happened and then wee'd ourselves laughing, he literally slapped his cock off her forehead and ran off. So random |
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"Some have theirs stuck to their forehead
Ah. You've met Richard Cranium too have you?
Candy, I actually get that one!! Feeling quite smart now "
Lol! That thought of a man walking around with a flaccid penis attached to his forehead always makes me chuckle Lolli. You can bet they'd always be trimmed then! |
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"Some have theirs stuck to their forehead
Years ago me and one of my friends were outside the local nightclub stuffing our little piggy faces with chips and garlic sauce and god knows what else, a fella walked over to us, we thought he was gonna ask us for chips so immediately went in to protection mode, instead he whipped out his cock and slapped my friend in the forehead and ran off. We have always affectionately referred to her as dick head. Ahh still makes me laugh (no chips were harmed)"
oh god that's brilliant.
my friend was flashed out one day coming towards with it in his hand like a weapon. She gave him the best answer and he ran off.
I don't know why your bragging with that thing I've seen bigger and better.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some have theirs stuck to their forehead
Years ago me and one of my friends were outside the local nightclub stuffing our little piggy faces with chips and garlic sauce and god knows what else, a fella walked over to us, we thought he was gonna ask us for chips so immediately went in to protection mode, instead he whipped out his cock and slapped my friend in the forehead and ran off. We have always affectionately referred to her as dick head. Ahh still makes me laugh (no chips were harmed)oh god that's brilliant.
my friend was flashed out one day coming towards with it in his hand like a weapon. She gave him the best answer and he ran off.
I don't know why your bragging with that thing I've seen bigger and better.
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Ha ha perfect!!!! |
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By *ardy cowboy OP Man
over a year ago
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Did your parents walk in when you were posting this, and u couldn't type Penis?"
that's rite they did.how about the biggest DICK. How does that suit your form of English. Are you a polite spoken dude |
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