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over a year ago
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With all the problems people on fab seem to have I have decided to start a agony aunt post. What ever is boderin you let me know and maybe I can help you. |
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I have a cut on my lip, and I keep poking it with my tongue.. But that's just making it worse
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My mate and his stepmother have been riding like mad in the cattle shed, but vindictively recording it and making the dad watch..
Both these problems are as made up as the actual agony aunt columns, but any advice would be great |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a cut on my lip, and I keep poking it with my tongue.. But that's just making it worse
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My mate and his stepmother have been riding like mad in the cattle shed, but vindictively recording it and making the dad watch..
Both these problems are as made up as the actual agony aunt columns, but any advice would be great " Well that one about the cattle shed is a load of BULL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a cut on my lip, and I keep poking it with my tongue.. But that's just making it worse
OR
My mate and his stepmother have been riding like mad in the cattle shed, but vindictively recording it and making the dad watch..
Both these problems are as made up as the actual agony aunt columns, but any advice would be great Well that one about the cattle shed is a load of BULL"
Agreed, MOOving on.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Aunty Wellhung,
My problem is some what very embarrassing but I just don't know how to stop. You see I'm a fan of those paper celebrity masks that you find in party shops and I make all my meets wear them.
I have a huge collection and at first I was very picky about the ones I got my meets to wear. I began fucking the likes of Clooney, Depp and Dicaprio and in group situation it was fucking mind blowing although they were shite at doing the accents. As I got more into it I've noticed my morals are slipping. I've now fucked Simon Cowell, Enda Kenny, Harry Hill, Borat but he did have a great cock and even a dodgy looking Leprechaun on St Patrick's day. My question is Aunty Wellhung, what one will I buy next?
From a very hungover and horny Miss Paperplates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Aunty Wellhung,
My problem is some what very embarrassing but I just don't know how to stop. You see I'm a fan of those paper celebrity masks that you find in party shops and I make all my meets wear them.
I have a huge collection and at first I was very picky about the ones I got my meets to wear. I began fucking the likes of Clooney, Depp and Dicaprio and in group situation it was fucking mind blowing although they were shite at doing the accents. As I got more into it I've noticed my morals are slipping. I've now fucked Simon Cowell, Enda Kenny, Harry Hill, Borat but he did have a great cock and even a dodgy looking Leprechaun on St Patrick's day. My question is Aunty Wellhung, what one will I buy next?
From a very hungover and horny Miss Paperplates."
Surely you've fucked nixon though right?? He is like mask basics |
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"Dear Aunty Wellhung,
My problem is some what very embarrassing but I just don't know how to stop. You see I'm a fan of those paper celebrity masks that you find in party shops and I make all my meets wear them.
I have a huge collection and at first I was very picky about the ones I got my meets to wear. I began fucking the likes of Clooney, Depp and Dicaprio and in group situation it was fucking mind blowing although they were shite at doing the accents. As I got more into it I've noticed my morals are slipping. I've now fucked Simon Cowell, Enda Kenny, Harry Hill, Borat but he did have a great cock and even a dodgy looking Leprechaun on St Patrick's day. My question is Aunty Wellhung, what one will I buy next?
From a very hungover and horny Miss Paperplates." Well we had prince Charles in sligo a few weeks ago would you give him a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Aunty Wellhung,
My problem is some what very embarrassing but I just don't know how to stop. You see I'm a fan of those paper celebrity masks that you find in party shops and I make all my meets wear them.
I have a huge collection and at first I was very picky about the ones I got my meets to wear. I began fucking the likes of Clooney, Depp and Dicaprio and in group situation it was fucking mind blowing although they were shite at doing the accents. As I got more into it I've noticed my morals are slipping. I've now fucked Simon Cowell, Enda Kenny, Harry Hill, Borat but he did have a great cock and even a dodgy looking Leprechaun on St Patrick's day. My question is Aunty Wellhung, what one will I buy next?
From a very hungover and horny Miss Paperplates.Well we had prince Charles in sligo a few weeks ago would you give him a go"
Thanks Aunty Wellhung. One must try it. And, to spice it up I'll buy Camilla so she can watch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Aunty Wellhung,
My problem is some what very embarrassing but I just don't know how to stop. You see I'm a fan of those paper celebrity masks that you find in party shops and I make all my meets wear them.
I have a huge collection and at first I was very picky about the ones I got my meets to wear. I began fucking the likes of Clooney, Depp and Dicaprio and in group situation it was fucking mind blowing although they were shite at doing the accents. As I got more into it I've noticed my morals are slipping. I've now fucked Simon Cowell, Enda Kenny, Harry Hill, Borat but he did have a great cock and even a dodgy looking Leprechaun on St Patrick's day. My question is Aunty Wellhung, what one will I buy next?
From a very hungover and horny Miss Paperplates.Well we had prince Charles in sligo a few weeks ago would you give him a go
Thanks Aunty Wellhung. One must try it. And, to spice it up I'll buy Camilla so she can watch." With the face on her you Definitely need a mask on her |
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"Dear Agony Aunt, please help. I woke up with a terrible head ache. It feels like its going to pop ! Its throbbing and pulsing......is there a cure." Are you sure it's your head that's throbbing and pulsing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear agony aunt,
There seems to be a man masquerading as an agony aunt but he's not great, have you any advice to help him improve
Sincerely
Concerned citizen |
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"Dear agony aunt,
There seems to be a man masquerading as an agony aunt but he's not great, have you any advice to help him improve
Sincerely
Concerned citizen" Have fate in him I'm sure he knows what he's doing |
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"Dear Agony Aunt, please help. I woke up with a terrible head ache. It feels like its going to pop ! Its throbbing and pulsing......is there a cure.Are you sure it's your head that's throbbing and pulsing. "
Oh its definitely the head, sore red swollen....would a massage help ? |
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"Dear Agony Aunt, please help. I woke up with a terrible head ache. It feels like its going to pop ! Its throbbing and pulsing......is there a cure.Are you sure it's your head that's throbbing and pulsing.
Oh its definitely the head, sore red swollen....would a massage help ?"
A few more tugs should do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Agony Aunt, please help. I woke up with a terrible head ache. It feels like its going to pop ! Its throbbing and pulsing......is there a cure.Are you sure it's your head that's throbbing and pulsing.
Oh its definitely the head, sore red swollen....would a massage help ?
A few more tugs should do it! "
I dont want to 'pull it off'
Oh maybe I do ! |
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Dear Aunty ...
For years my mind has been tortured with wondering why socks end up living under beds...
Despite placing the socks in my drawers ( no pun intended ) they appear to find their way under the beds..
I can`t eat,sleep or function normaly , my Doctor has recommended counselling , but perhaps you could help...
Yours hopefuly.... |
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"Dear Aunty ...
For years my mind has been tortured with wondering why socks end up living under beds...
Despite placing the socks in my drawers ( no pun intended ) they appear to find their way under the beds..
I can`t eat,sleep or function normaly , my Doctor has recommended counselling , but perhaps you could help...
Yours hopefuly...." IS there a foot in the socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Aunty ...
For years my mind has been tortured with wondering why socks end up living under beds...
Despite placing the socks in my drawers ( no pun intended ) they appear to find their way under the beds..
I can`t eat,sleep or function normaly , my Doctor has recommended counselling , but perhaps you could help...
Yours hopefuly....IS there a foot in the socks"
Yes way too many to count |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I downloaded the film fifty shades of grey and it's not downloading on my ipad via iTunes " I might have to make a house visit to help you get things down
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"Dear Aunty
l how have constipation and someone suggested that l treat it like a mathematical problem and work it out with a pencil
what would your advise be " Make sure the pencil don't get broken when you trying to work it out or you really would have a Problem |
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