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I never expected to see that !
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Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"
what and you didnt join in  |
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"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69! "
You should have found a way to add yourself into the equation with a threesome as the final answer |
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"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69!
You should have found a way to add yourself into the equation with a threesome as the final answer"
'Scotty, could you beam me back in time to ................ |
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In my early years of swing my ex organised a party for me. I returned from a local chemist to get some forgotten razors for him and there was 6 of my sexiest friends dressed to kill in the hotel room waiting with strawberries and champagne.One of my best funniest memories ever |
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"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69!
You should have found a way to add yourself into the equation with a threesome as the final answer
'Scotty, could you beam me back in time to ................"
you should get the Mammys contact details |
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"
Hats off to that hot lady!!! |
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"
maybe they were looking for the ring  |
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?
maybe they were looking for the ring "
Could have been looking for a johnny cash moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?
maybe they were looking for the ring
Could have been looking for a johnny cash moment "
She had her mouth full....but maybe she was humming 'A Boy named Sue' |
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?
maybe they were looking for the ring
Could have been looking for a johnny cash moment
She had her mouth full....but maybe she was humming 'A Boy named Sue' "
Or a burning ring of fire |
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Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
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Was it a 2 + 2 ? |
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
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Well thats what ye thank dfs for at least they were comfy |
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
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it must have been a really small housing estate, if they had to put the sofa outside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
Was it a 2 + 2 ?"
Yes and they let us use the recliner to watch in comfort |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
Well thats what ye thank dfs for at least they were comfy "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
it must have been a really small housing estate, if they had to put the sofa outside."
It was a cumdesack |
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When i was 18 and still living with my parents I organised an anne summers party for me and my friends but the rep failed to show. We decided to play some silly games anyway, 'pass the vibrator' being one we remembered from a previous party, like pass-the-parcel but you couldn't use hands... Unfortunately I had no vibrator (being young and kind of innocent!!) So we decided to use a carrot... until my mother announced she had a vibrator we could use and disappeared to her bedroom to retrieve it!! |
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"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.
We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa
it must have been a really small housing estate, if they had to put the sofa outside.
It was a cumdesack "
ha ha!!! Omfg!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When i was 18 and still living with my parents I organised an anne summers party for me and my friends but the rep failed to show. We decided to play some silly games anyway, 'pass the vibrator' being one we remembered from a previous party, like pass-the-parcel but you couldn't use hands... Unfortunately I had no vibrator (being young and kind of innocent!!) So we decided to use a carrot... until my mother announced she had a vibrator we could use and disappeared to her bedroom to retrieve it!! "
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"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.
How bad? Best of both worlds if you ask me.
What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"
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A few years back I was having an affair with a girl in her mid-20s and we ended up going round to her mum's to get something one afternoon. I went to the bog and when I came back, mum was standing in the kitchen in her knickers and nothing else. Turned out she hadn't had sex for about 2 years and I was a little 'surprise!' She was mid-40s and fit so I didn't object, but the daughter wouldn't join in unfortunately and went for a walk while I serviced her mum! Bizarre. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A few years back I was having an affair with a girl in her mid-20s and we ended up going round to her mum's to get something one afternoon. I went to the bog and when I came back, mum was standing in the kitchen in her knickers and nothing else. Turned out she hadn't had sex for about 2 years and I was a little 'surprise!' She was mid-40s and fit
so I didn't object, but the daughter wouldn't join in unfortunately and went for a walk while I serviced her mum! Bizarre."
Basically a 'charity ride' Good man ! |
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