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over a year ago
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Had a bunch of kids visit the farm...
The rooster was perched on the back of the bull..
Little girl points and shouts " look at the cock on the bull"....  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"So I'm working in a shop for the summer where we sell cones! This older man came in looking a bit serious. I said "your looking very serious"!!! Next thing he asks me for a "69"!!!! I mean I mean a 99. Wel I couldn't stop giggling to myself!!!
Has anything similar happened anyone??  "
Bet he's now thinking well she didn't slap my face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a bunch of kids visit the farm...
The rooster was perched on the back of the bull..
Little girl points and shouts " look at the cock on the bull".... "
That's a cock & bull story!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did he really ask for a '69' accidently, that is actually gas!!! I mean we joke about it on here but to hear that for real!!! lol!
he actually asked for a 69... It made my day!!! Im still laughing!I rid the same to a ice cream man in a van
up to the van and said can I have a 69 please with a flake  "
Where were ye gna put the flake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working in a coop.. old man kept asking how hard and long could i screw.. over and over went scarlet. His wife kindly pointed out that he meant he wanted a long hardwood screw  |
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I was once at a deli and a lovely lady asked what would you like?? I said punani obviously ment panini she had a Lil giggle but never corrected me I was |
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"Working in a coop.. old man kept asking how hard and long could i screw.. over and over went scarlet. His wife kindly pointed out that he meant he wanted a long hardwood screw "
Bet ya never thought to ask if he wanted spanks or spax (screw manufacturers brand name).They cum in a tightly packed tidy box. |
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