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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone else receive messages from someone in meath trying to save my soul from eternal damnation because of my life choices by being on the swing scene |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank 
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?  "
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence "
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now "
Are u deflated  |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated "
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise "
As long as it's yours MM... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise "
Hellman's or Heinz's |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
Hellman's or Heinz's "
Blenders, I believe. |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM..."
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
Hellman's or Heinz's
Blenders, I believe. "
Awe a mixture |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me. "
Is it talking to u saying go on I know u want to lick me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me. "
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for" |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
Hellman's or Heinz's
Blenders, I believe.
Awe a mixture "
Who knows, multiple men may have been milked during production? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for""
I bet he scooped it up |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for""
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy. "
When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy. "
Eeeewwww let u handle this one candy |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.
When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue."
Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.
When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.
Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me! "
What's a priest going to do for u with a lap full of mayonnaise |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.
When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.
Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me!
What's a priest going to do for u with a lap full of mayonnaise"
Don't answer that |
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"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner
And yes I said rant not wank
I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?
He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence
Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now
Are u deflated
Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise
As long as it's yours MM...
It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.
And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"
It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.
When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.
Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me!
What's a priest going to do for u with a lap full of mayonnaise"
They used to go mad for that stuff years ago. He could also bless me in case I get pregnant. |
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