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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need tips with shaving the crack ,
I can manage the cock and balls , but I don't know where to start with the crack?
Any tips would be very helpful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need tips with shaving the crack ,
I can manage the cock and balls , but I don't know where to start with the crack?
Any tips would be very helpful "
Get it waxed  (jilly) will do it for ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect  "
How mean are you 
OP, taking bambi's advice could leave you very raw and possibly damaged. Veet works for some, when used properly, but you're only meant to leave it on a few minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?  "
You's are so mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong? "
The King of advice on shaving balls Mikey  red or white wine???? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You's are so mean "
Could have said sand paper starting with a good 40 grit building to a 4000 there be some shine off it then |
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
The King of advice on shaving balls Mikey red or white wine????"
In all fairness though, it was the closest shave I ever managed. Doing it sober leaves you conscious of the danger and you're over cautious. It was only the next morning I realised what I could have done. The itch afterwards is really annoying though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
How mean are you
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not very  except Thursday mornings and Tuesday evenings between 4.45 and 6.27 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong? "
You're twice as bad |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
The King of advice on shaving balls Mikey red or white wine????
In all fairness though, it was the closest shave I ever managed. Doing it sober leaves you conscious of the danger and you're over cautious. It was only the next morning I realised what I could have done. The itch afterwards is really annoying though. "
Still roll around laughing at that night priceless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You's are so mean
Could have said sand paper starting with a good 40 grit building to a 4000 there be some shine off it then "
Comment of the week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
The King of advice on shaving balls Mikey red or white wine????
In all fairness though, it was the closest shave I ever managed. Doing it sober leaves you conscious of the danger and you're over cautious. It was only the next morning I realised what I could have done. The itch afterwards is really annoying though.
Still roll around laughing at that night priceless"
Walking like you had ants in your pants
I still laugh when I see a shaving thread too...It's the first thing I ever think of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
How mean are you
not very except Thursday mornings and Tuesday evenings between 4.45 and 6.27 "
Just got you at a bad time then  |
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad "
Moi? Surely not?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not? "
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man |
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man "
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr! "
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first  |
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr!
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first "
Bring your sheep shearing equipment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr!
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first
Bring your sheep shearing equipment! "
You're confusing me with another donegal woman, I have no sheep |
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr!
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first
Bring your sheep shearing equipment!
You're confusing me with another donegal woman, I have no sheep "
The fecking place is full of them. I'm sure you could get your hands on a shears easy enough! |
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" Sure what could go wrong? "
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr!
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first
Bring your sheep shearing equipment!
You're confusing me with another donegal woman, I have no sheep
The fecking place is full of them. I'm sure you could get your hands on a shears easy enough! "
I'll just bring the veet, a sharp knife and something to dull the pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr!
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first
Bring your sheep shearing equipment!
You're confusing me with another donegal woman, I have no sheep
The fecking place is full of them. I'm sure you could get your hands on a shears easy enough! "
Prefer electric shears or hand shears I gots both...  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Use veet. Slap a load on all areas. Leave 15-20 mins for maximum effect
Make sure you have some cracked skin in there to give it a good grip. Sure what could go wrong?
You're twice as bad
Moi? Surely not?
Ok then, three times as bad, you bad, bad, bad man
You'll have to spank me so, cos I'd hate that! Phwooarr!
Ah no, I couldn't do that......unless you shave your crack first
Bring your sheep shearing equipment!
You're confusing me with another donegal woman, I have no sheep
The fecking place is full of them. I'm sure you could get your hands on a shears easy enough!
Prefer electric shears or hand shears I gots both... "
U may be better off with a Wacker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise. "
 those strangled, withering squeals like a squeezed balloon deflating when it finally breaks free. |
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" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise.
those strangled, withering squeals like a squeezed balloon deflating when it finally breaks free."
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise.
those strangled, withering squeals like a squeezed balloon deflating when it finally breaks free."
U know them alright  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise. "
lol only you could come up with this ya nut |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise.
those strangled, withering squeals like a squeezed balloon deflating when it finally breaks free.
U know them alright "
Only been told CJ... ladies don't toot. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise.
those strangled, withering squeals like a squeezed balloon deflating when it finally breaks free.
U know them alright
Only been told CJ... ladies don't toot."
My arse they don't some of the best crowd clears have emminated from a cute blonde with butter don't melt look expression on her face |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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" Sure what could go wrong?
All boys enjoy a little manscaping, but I've a strict anti-crack shaving stance.
You have to learn to respect the bum fur.
Its there for a reason. Ventilation.
Every time you try to launch a trouser cough, it'll just sit there stuck between your cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, resulting in frustrating cheek squeaks that roll up or down like a marble producing a distinct anus applause clap noise. "
I'm getting strange looks here in Costa.....just read this and let out a noise somewhere between a laugh and a snort. Thanks for the chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever had a wet shave from a barber??
I ask because I was in Croatia recently with hubs, he went in to have one and when the barber had finished slapping him he put a flaming taper into his ear to remove those man-ear hairs.
So perhaps some rubbing alcohol & some Swan Vestas?? |
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