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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As you may be aware occasionally peeps on here like to impart wicked untruths about fellow fabbers.
Lets twist that a little bit today and play a game 
so you need to tell a gratuitous lie about the poster above you. Only one rule applies, make it as funny as possible
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It's also not widely known that CJ was a trained ballet dancer who served his apprenticeship with the Bolshoi Ballet. He currently holds the world record for the longest dance while wearing steel toed boots and another for the most obscenities shouted in a Limerick accent while performing Swan Lake and carrying five flick knives in hidden compartments in his tutu. |
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As for Rosebud. She's known as the mother Teresa of Waterford. She wanders the streets at night looking for lost souls to rescue, then shags them senseless before eating them alive the next morning! |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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"CJ47 loves to suck cock and loves to receive it up the Ass!!  "
And of the subject of that ass I believe that one time you were using an inflatable dildo but then decided to remove the inflation bulb and blow up party balloons instead.
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"Yossers chest hair isn't real. Well it's real but it wasn't originally grown on his chest "
Lovecunny was a typo that he got stuck with. He meant to type love bunny as he has a big thing for little fluffy bunnies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yossers chest hair isn't real. Well it's real but it wasn't originally grown on his chest
Lovecunny was a typo that he got stuck with. He meant to type love bunny as he has a big thing for little fluffy bunnies! "
Mick McCarthey is in actuall fact the ex Ireland manager ..... He just dies his hair on fab so no one notices .....just forgot to change his name !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mick McCarthey is in actuall fact the ex Ireland manager ..... He just dies his hair on fab so no one notices .....just forgot to change his name !!"
Joe Brigg's doesn't have private health insurance and had no choice but to write into embarrassing bodies. He was chosen to take part in the skype health checks. While being on live TV he was asked to strip down and bend over to show the doctors what the problem is. His profile picture was taken while he was still considering whether to actually go through with this. The outcome is unknown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not widely known that Yosser used to work in a sperm bank in England but got fired for drinking on the job  "
Drinking WHAT on the job?
The produce?  |
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