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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I for one love a shit joke! They're even better than good jokes. Surely y'all know some truly truly terrible jokes?
With that said:
Why won't biggies smalls go on holiday?
He hates Tupac
Did u hear about the gay magician?
He disappeared with a poof! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A guy asks a trainer in the gym
I want to impress that minter over there, which machine can i use?
Trainer says The same machine that impresses every woman use the ATM manchine!! |
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"Best worst joke i ever heard was by an English man i worked with ha ha ha
In an "English accent "
Why did the Monkey fall outta the tree
" cause it were dead "  ha ha ha ha "
It was much better the second time alright!  |
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Paddy is walking past Johnny's house and sees a big sign up saying "boat for sale". He walks up to the door and talks to Johnny. "Jaysus Johnny" says he "I've lived beside you for fifty years and I've never seen you with a boat. All I've ever seen you with was a car and a tractor, but no boat".
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"That's right", says Johnny "a car and a tractor, and dey're boat for sale"! |
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"Paddy is walking past Johnny's house and sees a big sign up saying "boat for sale". He walks up to the door and talks to Johnny. "Jaysus Johnny" says he "I've lived beside you for fifty years and I've never seen you with a boat. All I've ever seen you with was a car and a tractor, but no boat".
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"That's right", says Johnny "a car and a tractor, and dey're boat for sale"! "
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