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The worst gift a partner has ever bought you?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An ex-partner once bought me one of those abdominal toner things where you stick on the pads and almost electrocute yourself. She also bought me a bottle of aftershave. If I was fat and smelly I would have seen the point in it 
I suppose it is the thought that counts though.. Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you still got the electric toner?"
It's in the hall cupboard somewhere...lol.. Might hook it up to my balls later to see if I can dance like Michael Jackson |
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"Have you still got the electric toner?
It's in the hall cupboard somewhere...lol.. Might hook it up to my balls later to see if I can dance like Michael Jackson "
Nah, hang on to it. Next party, see who can lift a pint from the floor and drink it after you've attached the pads on arm & shoulder muscles. As he gets half way to his mouth, hit the power.(you might want to not use a real glass). |
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"Have you still got the electric toner?
It's in the hall cupboard somewhere...lol.. Might hook it up to my balls later to see if I can dance like Michael Jackson
Nah, hang on to it. Next party, see who can lift a pint from the floor and drink it after you've attached the pads on arm & shoulder muscles. As he gets half way to his mouth, hit the power.(you might want to not use a real glass)."
Ha ha might actually have a use for it now candy ?? |
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I once bought a really expensive perfume for a Christmas present....... Wrapped hers and my mothers in same wrapping ..... As both were roughly same size I got them mixed up.
Got a nasty text on Christmas morning .... Calling me a cheap bastard !! Lol
Took a bit of explaining ...... At least it wasn't sexy lingerie!!! Lol |
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"I once bought a really expensive perfume for a Christmas present....... Wrapped hers and my mothers in same wrapping ..... As both were roughly same size I got them mixed up.
Got a nasty text on Christmas morning .... Calling me a cheap bastard !! Lol
Took a bit of explaining ...... At least it wasn't sexy lingerie!!! Lol"
So it's ok to buy your mother a cheap gift? |
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"I once bought a really expensive perfume for a Christmas present....... Wrapped hers and my mothers in same wrapping ..... As both were roughly same size I got them mixed up.
Got a nasty text on Christmas morning .... Calling me a cheap bastard !! Lol
Took a bit of explaining ...... At least it wasn't sexy lingerie!!! Lol
So it's ok to buy your mother a cheap gift?"
Wasn't cheap...... Just not something you'd give to a girlfriend !! Lol |
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