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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone suffer from any injuries sustained in the heat of passion that they had trouble explaining to friends or family or their other half. I was beaten so badly by a stripper with a belt on my stag that I was left with stripy bruises on mu bum |
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Was once called to give assistance to a guy with a sexual injury, he was having a great time with a woman, she was at the edge of a table and he was standing, he pulled out to give it loads thrusting back in but missed her and hit the edge of the table. Poor fella, his cock bent at an angle and his erection wouldn't go away, in fact became more swollen. Applied an ice pack and transported him to hospital, we gave him the nickname L-wank for the journey |
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"Was once called to give assistance to a guy with a sexual injury, he was having a great time with a woman, she was at the edge of a table and he was standing, he pulled out to give it loads thrusting back in but missed her and hit the edge of the table. Poor fella, his cock bent at an angle and his erection wouldn't go away, in fact became more swollen. Applied an ice pack and transported him to hospital, we gave him the nickname L-wank for the journey "
Ouch I just cringed a little   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cracked ribs.. Pulled muscles bruising on some hard to explain places... "
Pulled muscles and bruising can understand , but cracked ribs, Jesus you don't play around |
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"Cracked ribs.. Pulled muscles bruising on some hard to explain places...
Pulled muscles and bruising can understand , but cracked ribs, Jesus you don't play around "
Doggy style outdoors and was being fucked pretty hard in the heat of the moment lost grip and fell down on a load rocks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cracked ribs.. Pulled muscles bruising on some hard to explain places...
Pulled muscles and bruising can understand , but cracked ribs, Jesus you don't play around
Doggy style outdoors and was being fucked pretty hard in the heat of the moment lost grip and fell down on a load rocks... "
Ouch , same kind of thing happened to a friend of mine, no cracked ribs but she did get a nasty cut on her face from a rock, still has a little bit of a scar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cracked ribs.. Pulled muscles bruising on some hard to explain places...
Pulled muscles and bruising can understand , but cracked ribs, Jesus you don't play around
Doggy style outdoors and was being fucked pretty hard in the heat of the moment lost grip and fell down on a load rocks...
Ouch , same kind of thing happened to a friend of mine, no cracked ribs but she did get a nasty cut on her face from a rock, still has a little bit of a scar "
Ohh god I can imagine...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was once called to give assistance to a guy with a sexual injury, he was having a great time with a woman, she was at the edge of a table and he was standing, he pulled out to give it loads thrusting back in but missed her and hit the edge of the table. Poor fella, his cock bent at an angle and his erection wouldn't go away, in fact became more swollen. Applied an ice pack and transported him to hospital, we gave him the nickname L-wank for the journey
Ouch I just cringed a little "
So did I and I don't even have a willy |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Cracked ribs.. Pulled muscles bruising on some hard to explain places...
Pulled muscles and bruising can understand , but cracked ribs, Jesus you don't play around
Doggy style outdoors and was being fucked pretty hard in the heat of the moment lost grip and fell down on a load rocks...
Ouch , same kind of thing happened to a friend of mine, no cracked ribs but she did get a nasty cut on her face from a rock, still has a little bit of a scar "
I bet she goes red when asked about her war wounds  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cracked ribs.. Pulled muscles bruising on some hard to explain places...
Pulled muscles and bruising can understand , but cracked ribs, Jesus you don't play around
Doggy style outdoors and was being fucked pretty hard in the heat of the moment lost grip and fell down on a load rocks... "
Ha hope you didn't let that little incident put you off doggy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Out the back of the local hall as a young fella I got cut along the underside of little yosser while having a quicki with the then girlfriend. .
she had kept her jeans on but open however declined to inform me that there was a safety pin in lieu of her zip which had broken and as i withdrew I found the fookin safety pin 
ended up with my dad in a&e both of us morto (and kinda proud) I was 15 lol
still have a faint 2inch scar
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