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over a year ago
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"Might as well ask what's everyone's opinions on white van drivers ???
Everything goes lets see how gets peaed off first lol "
Is the driver or the van white ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody called 
Oh? Do u do house calls cj? I didn't realise that. 
Do u need warming up I can do after hrs at reasonable rates  "
You do????? I must remember that for future reference  |
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"Yellow vans are my favourite
Lmfao. Oh I know why
And no its not dhl mwahahahaha its a very distinctive individual who drives said yellow van. Best reason ever for a house call"
It most certainly is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those vans that are mobile pooch parlours are great
Wouldn't drive one though
Any particular reason why Miss!!!?
Pussys and pooches dont mix Posie!!! "
I walked into that one didn't I!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish I had a van...white, blue, red, any colour...for nice road trips 
Shall I call round and pick u up "
Big van With the mattress I'm the back is it cj? Classy |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Wish I had a van...white, blue, red, any colour...for nice road trips
Shall I call round and pick u up
Big van With the mattress I'm the back is it cj? Classy"
No I just pull up beside them slide open the door and scream get in the van |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish I had a van...white, blue, red, any colour...for nice road trips
Shall I call round and pick u up
Big van With the mattress I'm the back is it cj? Classy
No I just pull up beside them slide open the door and scream get in the van "
Have you tried the rag soaked in chloroform? Makes things quieter |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Wish I had a van...white, blue, red, any colour...for nice road trips
Shall I call round and pick u up
Big van With the mattress I'm the back is it cj? Classy
No I just pull up beside them slide open the door and scream get in the van
Have you tried the rag soaked in chloroform? Makes things quieter "
Yes but I found anytime I tried it I passed out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets
Mine don't bulge I removed the lining "
I'd say you remove the entire pocket that way you can spend the whole day with your hand in your pocket and keep the lad entertained  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets you've seen me! Where????
Feck you!! When I got in all you had were a few jelly babies in them "
What were u told a bout taking sweets from strange men  |
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"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets you've seen me! Where????
Feck you!! When I got in all you had were a few jelly babies in them
What were u told a bout taking sweets from strange men "
I know..but I thought it might have been a stick of rock |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets
Mine don't bulge I removed the lining
I'd say you remove the entire pocket that way you can spend the whole day with your hand in your pocket and keep the lad entertained "
I don't know what ur talking about |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets you've seen me! Where????
Feck you!! When I got in all you had were a few jelly babies in them
What were u told a bout taking sweets from strange men
I know..but I thought it might have been a stick of rock "
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Don't u know its always gob stoppers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets you've seen me! Where????
Feck you!! When I got in all you had were a few jelly babies in them
What were u told a bout taking sweets from strange men
I know..but I thought it might have been a stick of rock .
Don't u know its always gob stoppers "
You cheeky pup!!
And take your hands out of your pockets!!! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Beware of men in vans with bulging pockets you've seen me! Where????
Feck you!! When I got in all you had were a few jelly babies in them
What were u told a bout taking sweets from strange men
I know..but I thought it might have been a stick of rock .
Don't u know its always gob stoppers
You cheeky pup!!
And take your hands out of your pockets!!! "
But its cold outside |
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Something wrong with white vans?
