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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone ever done that thing where you call out someone's name that's in your house and then you have to start cranking it and then cum before they get to your door? Well it's terrifyingly pleasurable and exhausting at the same time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone ever done that thing where you call out someone's name that's in your house and then you have to start cranking it and then cum before they get to your door? Well it's terrifyingly pleasurable and exhausting at the same time! "
Whaaaa? You have a group of friends who come over, wank and leave????? Why???
More to the point why the hell am I asking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been on the receiving end unfortunately
On the receiving end of a guy masturbating....ahem hmmmm really? 
"Cough cough" "
Maybe I should elaborate. I was living with a couple of lads in college. We were only there about a week. I was watching TV with one of them and the other fella was in his bedroom. He started shouting for help, really screaming. I ran, opened his door and made eye contact with him just as he came all over his nipples. I didn't stay there much longer. It turned out though, after subsequent events that his head wasn't really firing on all cylinders. Not that you'd have to be mentally unwell to do this, it sounds like fun. But only with girls or hot trannies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been on the receiving end unfortunately
On the receiving end of a guy masturbating....ahem hmmmm really?
"Cough cough"
Maybe I should elaborate. I was living with a couple of lads in college. We were only there about a week. I was watching TV with one of them and the other fella was in his bedroom. He started shouting for help, really screaming. I ran, opened his door and made eye contact with him just as he came all over his nipples. I didn't stay there much longer. It turned out though, after subsequent events that his head wasn't really firing on all cylinders. Not that you'd have to be mentally unwell to do this, it sounds like fun. But only with girls or hot trannies"
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"I've been on the receiving end unfortunately
On the receiving end of a guy masturbating....ahem hmmmm really?
"Cough cough"
Maybe I should elaborate. I was living with a couple of lads in college. We were only there about a week. I was watching TV with one of them and the other fella was in his bedroom. He started shouting for help, really screaming. I ran, opened his door and made eye contact with him just as he came all over his nipples. I didn't stay there much longer. It turned out though, after subsequent events that his head wasn't really firing on all cylinders. Not that you'd have to be mentally unwell to do this, it sounds like fun. But only with girls or hot trannies"
Girls or hot trannies !!!! - what planet you on - breaking my ass laughing.
And yes - you would have to be mentally unwell to do it .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been on the receiving end unfortunately
On the receiving end of a guy masturbating....ahem hmmmm really?
"Cough cough"
Maybe I should elaborate. I was living with a couple of lads in college. We were only there about a week. I was watching TV with one of them and the other fella was in his bedroom. He started shouting for help, really screaming. I ran, opened his door and made eye contact with him just as he came all over his nipples. I didn't stay there much longer. It turned out though, after subsequent events that his head wasn't really firing on all cylinders. Not that you'd have to be mentally unwell to do this, it sounds like fun. But only with girls or hot trannies"
...I haven't the energy to look. ..but going by the hot trannies remark....im guessing you're straight. .  |
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"Has anyone ever done that thing where you call out someone's name that's in your house and then you have to start cranking it and then cum before they get to your door? Well it's terrifyingly pleasurable and exhausting at the same time! "
Lmfao. |
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"I've been on the receiving end unfortunately
On the receiving end of a guy masturbating....ahem hmmmm really?
"Cough cough"
Maybe I should elaborate. I was living with a couple of lads in college. We were only there about a week. I was watching TV with one of them and the other fella was in his bedroom. He started shouting for help, really screaming. I ran, opened his door and made eye contact with him just as he came all over his nipples. I didn't stay there much longer. It turned out though, after subsequent events that his head wasn't really firing on all cylinders. Not that you'd have to be mentally unwell to do this, it sounds like fun. But only with girls or hot trannies"
This post is forum gold. Is there an award for the maddest forum shit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been on the receiving end unfortunately
On the receiving end of a guy masturbating....ahem hmmmm really?
"Cough cough"
Maybe I should elaborate. I was living with a couple of lads in college. We were only there about a week. I was watching TV with one of them and the other fella was in his bedroom. He started shouting for help, really screaming. I ran, opened his door and made eye contact with him just as he came all over his nipples. I didn't stay there much longer. It turned out though, after subsequent events that his head wasn't really firing on all cylinders. Not that you'd have to be mentally unwell to do this, it sounds like fun. But only with girls or hot trannies...I haven't the energy to look. ..but going by the hot trannies remark....im guessing you're straight. . "
Classic gold! |
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit 
What could've possibly gone wrong?
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Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment "
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!! |
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!! "
Did you come before you came?  |
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"Has anyone ever done that thing where you call out someone's name that's in your house and then you have to start cranking it and then cum before they get to your door? Well it's terrifyingly pleasurable and exhausting at the same time! "
what happens if u Don't cum before they reach your door..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came? "
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!! |
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!! "
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me?  |
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!!
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me? "
They say after doing a "stretch" in prison, your farts don't make a noise.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!!
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me?
They say after doing a "stretch" in prison, your farts don't make a noise. "
Sounds painful! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!!
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me? "
Yep, try shouting my name next time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!!
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me?
They say after doing a "stretch" in prison, your farts don't make a noise. "
Maybe it's something to do with being 'well stretched'? |
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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!!
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me?
They say after doing a "stretch" in prison, your farts don't make a noise. "
Am in bits laughin!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It never worked properly in my bedsit
What could've possibly gone wrong?
Living alone may not have helped. I'd call out someone's name and fiddle with myself for hours on end without any pressure. It just wasn't the same. Eventually I started dialling 999 but having to get up and open the door spoiled the moment
And there was I, wondering where I was going wrong.........
Then I realised I was calling my own name out!!
Did you come before you came?
No, but as soon as I turned my back BOOM!!
Damn, mine never made a noise like that. Is there something wrong with me?
Yep, try shouting my name next time! "
Lol people would pay to watch that |
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