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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass 
Hairy Kitties 
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed* 
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer. "
I think there's a half pint glass too  |
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
I think there's a half pint glass too "
A mini champagne flute would be more my style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
I think there's a half pint glass too "
Oh. Now hang on, you didn't say it was a pint pot! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye
And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him
Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye
And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him
Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine"
Mmmmmm....nice  |
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer. "
Would you like ice with that Sir |
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"I saw a Scottish guy in a club who put a 6" Stiletto heel in his japs eye. I nearly got sick
ohhhh God I've a fit of the giggles after reading that!!  "
Wonders was it sharp like a pencil or blunt like a knife |
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
Would you like ice with that Sir"
No thank you. My cock is cool enough as it is!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big spoty asses lol
 yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks...  must squat and use nivea after showers lol "
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big spoty asses lol
yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lol"
could u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big spoty asses lol
yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl "
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men...  |
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"Big spoty asses lol
yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... "
He might like him a lot, love him even, possibly long time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big spoty asses lol
yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... "
thats not a bull thats me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big spoty asses lol
yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... thats not a bull thats me "
You must have been busy cause your sons and daughters are in the shed after been born.... |
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"He just pulled off a stiletto from a passing ladies foot and pushed it right into his japs eye Not for the faint hearted at allF.F.S that would bring a tear to a glass eye;-("
It could have torn his japs eye as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hairy as fuck fannies and cocks !!!
This is terrible but I've seen pics of cocks that barely make it through the hair.... Like hairy nipples for your groin !!! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha"
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago |
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago "
friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha"
flappy flaps |
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps"
haha is here like that? Haha |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha"
Pmsi guess what "hornyoldmans" status is |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha"
A friend of urs haha
Dave move away from the jar of liver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha"
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye
And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him
Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine"
Oh I loved him!
Must search him out again |
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By *.L.CMan
over a year ago
Kilmallock |
"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
A friend of urs haha
Dave move away from the jar of liver "
Lambs liver is ok lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flaps"
Jayus not much good here if ur not a fan of the flappy flaps |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye
And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him
Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine
Oh I loved him!
Must search him out again "
I knew ud be along |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Skid marks in guys photos.. Just wrong and I've seen many!
Also, cock shots taken right over a toilet bowl... Wrong wrong wrong! "
Come on why do the do that....can't they wipe their bums properly ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was younger I bought my partner one of those edible knickers
You know the ones that's made of hundred of little sweets on a string?
Anyway my mother came back mid way through our antics so off came the knickers and fired onto the top shelf in the bedroom.
Tidied ourselves up and went out.
Few days later I walk in to the living room and here are the family eating the hundreds of little sweets that my younger sister found and kindly took them all off the string and put into a bowl.
My whole family went down on my partner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any food item shoved up "there" .beer bottles .
Seen a pic the other day some woman had a toothbrush shoved in her bum
Another had a pic of her using a speculum gaping open
just wrong
barf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye
And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him
Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine
Oh I loved him!
Must search him out again
I knew ud be along "
You brought him up
Long live spoon guy! |
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
A friend of urs haha
Dave move away from the jar of liver "
haha he wouldn't talk to me for a few days if i even mentioned something like that haha |
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flaps"
u don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye
And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him
Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine
Oh I loved him!
Must search him out again
I knew ud be along
You brought him up
Long live spoon guy!"
He haunts my sleep and u and Lisa egging him on didn't help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Skid marks in guys photos.. Just wrong and I've seen many!
Also, cock shots taken right over a toilet bowl... Wrong wrong wrong!
Come on why do the do that....can't they wipe their bums properly ffs "
resession 1 whipe only must be |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
Malahide & Waterford |
"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
I think there's a half pint glass too
A mini champagne flute would be more my style "
Maybe it was a Dunkin Doenuts you were looking at.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha "
you get the meaning |
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha
you get the meaning "
haha I do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I was younger I bought my partner one of those edible knickers
You know the ones that's made of hundred of little sweets on a string?
Anyway my mother came back mid way through our antics so off came the knickers and fired onto the top shelf in the bedroom.
Tidied ourselves up and went out.
Few days later I walk in to the living room and here are the family eating the hundreds of little sweets that my younger sister found and kindly took them all off the string and put into a bowl.
My whole family went down on my partner "
Jeasus Christ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha
you get the meaning haha I do "
must fill you in on some thing in regards that too |
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha
What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha
you get the meaning haha I do
must fill you in on some thing in regards that too"
don't say it tell me ffs haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head
why did I Google that !!! "
sure while you at it check out special fried rice
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head
why did I Google that !!!
sure while you at it check out special fried rice
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DON'T FALL FOR THAT'S ONE!!
its not about Chinese food |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha "
I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. |
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha
I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. "
i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha |
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha
I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha "
yeah but it makes me lol!!! |
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha
I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha
yeah but it makes me lol!!! "
makes me happy that I make u lol haha |
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha
I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha "
you should write a book ash with your sayings |
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha
I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha you should write a book ash with your sayings "
I'd be locked up some of the stuff that comes out of my mouth haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head
why did I Google that !!!
sure while you at it check out special fried rice
DON'T FALL FOR THAT'S ONE!!
its not about Chinese food
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too late |
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