I'm off to confession tonight.
Not me personally little one is.
Honestly how many times have we been to confession.
I have been once. !!!
If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY. |
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"I'm off to confession tonight.
Not me personally little one is.
Honestly how many times have we been to confession.
I have been once. !!!
If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY."
You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol  |
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"I'm off to confession tonight.
Not me personally little one is.
Honestly how many times have we been to confession.
I have been once. !!!
If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.
You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol "
that's what I'm worried About |
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I can hear the priest now... "You did WHAT? You filthy jezebel! HOW MANY? But how? Where did they all put... No, surely that's not possible! Get out of my church now, and wipe the seat before you go!" |
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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm off to confession tonight.
Not me personally little one is.
Honestly how many times have we been to confession.
I have been once. !!!
If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.
You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol "
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4 weeks ago at a parental night for communion children plus going to mass for 6 months prior to the childs day is " compulsory"
I think my penance is enough for attending and Jesus loved Mary Magdalene anyway  |
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"I'm off to confession tonight.
Not me personally little one is.
Honestly how many times have we been to confession.
I have been once. !!!
If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.
You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol that's what I'm worried About "
Try splashing some holy water on yourself first and see if you can stick the burning lol |
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this reminds me of the story of the girl who went to confession and told the priest that she had a bad habit of wearing short skirts and no knickers. He told her that for her penance she should do one our Father, three hail Marys and as many cartwheels as she could manage down the centre aisle. |
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"this reminds me of the story of the girl who went to confession and told the priest that she had a bad habit of wearing short skirts and no knickers. He told her that for her penance she should do one our Father, three hail Marys and as many cartwheels as she could manage down the centre aisle. "
Woohooo!! |
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"I asked (English)Mr69 & he said they don't even have confession over there. So is it just a Catholic thing?
I think so Candy,,asking for absolution of sins,doing penance to be a holier person  "
Lol! the 3 I've got make me holy enough. |
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Two lads sitting in the back seat.. One goes into the confession box and tells the priest he shagged a married woman with loose morals. "was it Mary Malone?" asks the priest. "Nó" says he. "Was it Linda O Brien?" "No" came the reply. "Well it must have been Margaret Murphy then?" says the priest. "No" says yer man and declares that he's not telling. The priest gives him an earful and a shit load of penance to do before dismissing him. His buddy is waiting outside and asks if the priest gave him a hard time. "He did indeed" says he,"and he also gave me three hot tips for tonight!"  |
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"I most confess I rather like the fact you went back to the old name
 I concur! "
oh thank you I did like it but I was ohhhh is Betty your real name ohhhh betty.... and was told... Betty jokes was getting a joke and some numpty said I had stolen my own pictures. Awww come on idiot!!! |
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