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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob! 
It's only freakin' Monday!  
Things can only get better, right?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob! .....hah.. real pain. .....getting your mickey caught in the zip. .
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right? "
Sorry for laughing but that is brilliant !! Lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right?
Sorry for laughing but that is brilliant !! Lol!!! "
Feck off.... Cheeky!  |
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right? "
snap...I just after cutting my head of the door of the van..suppose that's what I get for sneaking off work early....
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right? "
Ha Ha!!!!! Poor you!!! sorry!  |
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Cracking my toe has to be the worse thing ever and I'm forever doing it against a table or chair,,the pain goes straight to my brain and feel my head will explode, plus the ugly face that's pulled while I'm hopping around ain't a pretty sight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol sorry to laugh but ive done this before too
My worst is in bed texting on my iPhone and I keep dropping it on my face!! "
Two very hot guys have just asked me,at work, what's happened my gob! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fell out of the shower when i slipped sharing it with a friend and took the shower door with me "
Oh I've such a fear of that happening during a meet
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I fell out of the shower when i slipped sharing it with a friend and took the shower door with me
Oh I've such a fear of that happening during a meet
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That would be a fairly cringy moment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol sorry to laugh but ive done this before too
My worst is in bed texting on my iPhone and I keep dropping it on my face!! "
This!!!!!! And I wear glasses, always afraid I'll crack them, supposedly scratch proof but I have my doubts about smash proof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohh troy here i take this award.
I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!
Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.
But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.
I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!
It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!
I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!
 idiot!! Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ohh troy here i take this award.
I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!
Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.
But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.
I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!
It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!
I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!
idiot!! Hahaha "
Lol, we can share the award! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohh troy here i take this award.
I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!
Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.
But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.
I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!
It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!
I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!
idiot!! Hahaha
Lol, we can share the award! "
Consider the podium shared |
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"Ohh troy here i take this award.
I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!
Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.
But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.
I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!
It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!
I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!
idiot!! Hahaha "
are u related to Frank Spencer by any chance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Just to keep you all abreast of my situation... I have a nice swollen bottom lip today topped off with a stunningly beautiful purple bruise.
Ever so sexy.... (not!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right? "
aye right boldgirl you've been doin that shot glass challenge tell the truth lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"......award goes to myself.
I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!
It's only freakin' Monday!
Things can only get better, right? aye right boldgirl you've been doin that shot glass challenge tell the truth lol "
I'm afraid changing bed sheets is as exciting as it got. I have a great punch though
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