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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so my partners not a fan off oral im suffering for years now with her phobia off putting meat in her mouth.
Iv tried for about 6 months now to give myself head but gave up cause it was easyer than having a rib removed. Tho sometimes id gladly give up a rib for a nice blow job.
So heres my question ppl.
what male toy would be best to recreate that bliss off oral???
& as her punishment ill sent her to buy whatever you guys come up with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..
Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs
LMFAO"
Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess  |
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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago
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"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..
Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs
LMFAO
Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess "
Honest to god...wat a set-up!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..
Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs
LMFAO
Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess
Honest to god...wat a set-up!!!!"
Totally Jodie but,hey gotta give him credit for initiative the feicker. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So ill be trying this next week with
anal matters 
Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol. "
pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure.
and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So ill be trying this next week with
anal matters
Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol.
pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure.
and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life"
Yeah.......methinks the general public have learned a lesson now Mr pineapple I for one will be taking ur cries of woe is me with a bucket of salt lol. In fact if Jodie ever decides to test ur 'hard' life I may have a few suggestions for suitable 'rewards' just,for you  |
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.
Said like a man of experience.....lol
wonder does he heat it up first lol"
No...no...no, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus mister safeword... don't share ....ollie may make me redundant as a result .. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.
Said like a man of experience.....lol
wonder does he heat it up first lol
No...no...no, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus mister safeword... don't share ....ollie may make me redundant as a result .. Lol"
Awwwwww apples,there isn't a grapefruit on earth that could compare with ur sweetness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So ill be trying this next week with
anal matters
Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol.
pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure.
and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life
Yeah.......methinks the general public have learned a lesson now Mr pineapple I for one will be taking ur cries of woe is me with a bucket of salt lol. In fact if Jodie ever decides to test ur 'hard' life I may have a few suggestions for suitable 'rewards' just,for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha
so am i the butt of the joke now ffs jodie "
Cant see ur butt, or seymour butt, either way ive heard it has no sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)
Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol
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Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration???? |
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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)
Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol
Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????"
Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)
Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol
Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????
Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol"
Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. |
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"so my partners not a fan off oral im suffering for years now with her phobia off putting meat in her mouth.
Iv tried for about 6 months now to give myself head but gave up cause it was easyer than having a rib removed. Tho sometimes id gladly give up a rib for a nice blow job.
So heres my question ppl.
what male toy would be best to recreate that bliss off oral???
& as her punishment ill sent her to buy whatever you guys come up with "
get yourself a suckling calf |
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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)
Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol
Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????
Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol
Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. "
Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)
Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol
Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????
Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol
Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol.
Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol"
Lol big smile now even bigger one later. |
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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)
Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol
Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????
Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol
Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol.
Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol
Lol big smile now even bigger one later. "
Haha sure i mite let him take a picture cos it will last longer pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.
one wonders how u know this lol........"
Would u believe I actually read this myself on faceache a few weeks back. True I swear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get one of them Japanese sex bots
have you got a spare 3000 lol "
3k? jesus you'd be getting a second hand one lol you'd be talking 20k minimum for these yolks |
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you seem to know how to handle a hardon and that 1 story i wouldnt mind living out 
