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over a year ago
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Broke my bed a few months ago and thought I'd cleared everything away. Went to work and left my father to fix the new bed when it arrived. Came home to find a vibrating anal wand, a paddles and several condom wrappers on my bed. Still haven't lived it down with the family  |
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"Broke my bed a few months ago and thought I'd cleared everything away. Went to work and left my father to fix the new bed when it arrived. Came home to find a vibrating anal wand, a paddles and several condom wrappers on my bed. Still haven't lived it down with the family "
you might need to learn how to fix a bed so  |
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Standing in a queue in the bank, perving on fab on my phone and I get a whisper in my ear saying" hello fellow fabber," so I turned to find 2 guys grinning and laughing at my scarlet face!! I got their usernames anyway and they're good mates now  tall men see everyyythinng!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was with a guy who came BUCKETS!! ... Like youd think hes all done.. but it still kept cumming! *you know who you are*
anyway, after some amaze sex and all sorts of fun, he said he wanted to cum in my mouth!
It began! Hes just cumming and cumming and cumming! My bright idea was to save it in my mouth till he was all done but by the end it was too much and i choked and spat it all out! it was that choking gagging gurgle sound! It was all over the ground :-/
.. i can still remember the sound i made 
.. i dont think either of us will ever forget that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One Christmas I had the girls over for drinks, one came late straight from work so she got ready in my bedroom while we were downstairs. I totally forgot I'd been playing earlier that evening and my dildo was left out, big 8'' cock like dildo..... Anyway the following day I'd my family over for dinner, we sat in the living room after eating and my granny then says your Christmas tree is lovely but what kind of decoration is that?!
My friend had stuck my big dildo in my Christmas tree!!!! Morto isn't the word!! Hillarious though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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While myself and an old flame were having some fun in a local park thinking we were being discreet and quiet a voice piped up saying "we can hear you". So we stopped but stayed in position, the voice was her older brother who was also my best mate and he dodn't know we were together |
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Met my mum one morning having been out playing night before. Standing in queue at coffee counter and I hand her my bag so I can juggle the tray better. 'whats that in ur bag she asks,it weighs a tonne and I think ur phone is vibrating' at which point I nearly drop the tray because she has the bag open and proceeds to stick her hand in only to pull out my vibrator and a buttplug.Needless to say I couldn't eat my cake that day and my mothers visit was a little uncomfortable  |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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"Broke my bed a few months ago and thought I'd cleared everything away. Went to work and left my father to fix the new bed when it arrived. Came home to find a vibrating anal wand, a paddles and several condom wrappers on my bed. Still haven't lived it down with the family "
But u never said how u broke ur bed ???
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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Last week went to collect by rental car. Had to open the iPad to show them details. Oops there's that well known site for all to see, rental staff and those behind. Now how did that get there. Moving along quickly.
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"Just so you ye know security cameras in shops can zoom in on messages on fones just be careful when bored in que ?? "
I really hope this isn't true, I got a phone call at work the other day from my boss asking me to do something if I could stop texting long enough, clearly he was upstairs looking at the cameras, if he saw the context of my message then he now knows the detailed version of my gangbang fantast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was moving house and my brother was taking my bedside locker out to the removal van, I told him to tape the door closed as I wasn't emptying it. Low and behold 10 minutes later he struts down the drive, wiggling his hips with my purple strap on on him shouting 'just call me Barney baby'. He still calls me Barney |
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Daughter finding the rabbit and putting it in her own toy box as she thought it was a light sabre (she was 5 at the time) she then went asking family if anyone had seen it after we had stashed it away properly. .. she described it in fine detail to all the family, had to tell her I'd throw her old toy out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was moving house and my brother was taking my bedside locker out to the removal van, I told him to tape the door closed as I wasn't emptying it. Low and behold 10 minutes later he struts down the drive, wiggling his hips with my purple strap on on him shouting 'just call me Barney baby'. He still calls me Barney "
I presume he had it as a tail for barney? |
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When I was younger and still at home used to have a shed attached to the house where we used to have the washing machine ect.. So one night I had lady company.. She was giving me the most amazing oral session when I heard someone come over the back wall... I dived out the door with the jeans around my ankles.. It was my brother.. He forgot his key.. Still reminded of this today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Broke my bed a few months ago and thought I'd cleared everything away. Went to work and left my father to fix the new bed when it arrived. Came home to find a vibrating anal wand, a paddles and several condom wrappers on my bed. Still haven't lived it down with the family
But u never said how u broke ur bed ???
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Well that was almost as embarrassing as was my fifth bed went through in 6 years, only one broke from sex though, was hard explaining that away loads more embarrassing moments though |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Tears rolling down my face laughing.
Reminds me when we were at the airport and the sisters little one says mammy your bag is buzzing your bag is buzzing as loud as possible! Well the sister was strawberry red in the queue when the kid goes I know what it is and pulls out her tooth brush !I nearly fucking died laughing "
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I was moving house and my brother was taking my bedside locker out to the removal van, I told him to tape the door closed as I wasn't emptying it. Low and behold 10 minutes later he struts down the drive, wiggling his hips with my purple strap on on him shouting 'just call me Barney baby'. He still calls me Barney "
U do know that's going to stick Barney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Suppose it could be worse. Could be having an auld cyber sex session and pulling the mickey off yourself only to find you forgot to switch your cam off in a chatroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just so you ye know security cameras in shops can zoom in on messages on fones just be careful when bored in que ?? "
and anyone whose doing it is liable for a serious fine or even a short prison sentence thanks to the data protection act |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was moving house and my brother was taking my bedside locker out to the removal van, I told him to tape the door closed as I wasn't emptying it. Low and behold 10 minutes later he struts down the drive, wiggling his hips with my purple strap on on him shouting 'just call me Barney baby'. He still calls me Barney
U do know that's going to stick Barney "
haha I won't respond to that name, unless I'm wearing it |
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