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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you don't wipe your bum properly the hair will contract what I call "dingleberries" in the cold weather the "dingleberries" turn into "mustiles" then they freeze and fall off themshelves others call em "willnots" cos they will not come off what do you call yours

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha wtf

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Ohhhhhhhhh gawd!!!!!! I nearly had a heart attack laughing at that ye manky mare!!!!!!!

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By *addy36Man over a year ago

Mayo

I've heard some call them clingons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha way too much information

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear God man did your mammy never teach you to wipe your arse ?

ya gotta be clean

sparkling bums only please !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs brown wouldn't even make that statement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you don't wipe your bum properly the hair will contract what I call "dingleberries" in the cold weather the "dingleberries" turn into "mustiles" then they freeze and fall off themshelves others call em "willnots" cos they will not come off what do you call yours"

If they "willnot" come off then bend over and i'll grab the lighter and the can of petrol