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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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At work today and the lads wete all talking about their weekend and what they were getting up too. Some are young and all they were talking about was the birds they had TRYED to pull in their locals.
Some were old and all they talked about was the weather ( what else )
Then there was me!! what did you get up to the asked?
Fuck all i said i washed the car fixed the dogs box up just ur every day shit lads
All the while biteing my tounge!!
if only ye knew what we got up ta. But if i told ye id have to kill ye  
Any1 else laugh to themselfs listening to ppl,s wild weekends at work???
i think its gas and 1 off the best parts about being a fabber.
SECRETS!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked one Monday morning what I got up to one weekend.
"Ah the usual, an orgy!" I replied.
They didn't believe me  "
That's called hiding in plain sight Mingo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was asked one Monday morning what I got up to one weekend.
"Ah the usual, an orgy!" I replied.
They didn't believe me "
yeah i often wonder maybe just tell em what ye did sure they wont believe ye ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lie and my family still say ur off been s filthy fuck aren Ya I jus laugh haha"
ash ur a dead give away. Maybe leave the house before you put on the kinky outfits next time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah its funny saying nah it was quiet enough had a few drinks with a friend....not yeah I kissed nearly every man and woman in the club...  twas great craic all together |
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"I lie and my family still say ur off been s filthy fuck aren Ya I jus laugh haha
ash ur a dead give away. Maybe leave the house before you put on the kinky outfits next time "
what kinky outfits? Haha it's the Facebook thing cause I'm always likin filth they just presume haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more |
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"I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more "
should of just slapped ur tits out and shouted woooooo wouldn't of made u any less odd haha |
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"I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more should of just slapped ur tits out and shouted woooooo wouldn't of made u any less odd haha "
I for 1 would like to see that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more "
Ah lolli I just burst out laughing!! For your hen party classic, how sad does that sound Comical.
I told one friend today who knows I'm a filthy fucker, she just said what's next ffs?!
I said any suggestions?! Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At work today and the lads wete all talking about their weekend and what they were getting up too. Some are young and all they were talking about was the birds they had TRYED to pull in their locals.
Some were old and all they talked about was the weather ( what else )
Then there was me!! what did you get up to the asked?
Fuck all i said i washed the car fixed the dogs box up just ur every day shit lads
All the while biteing my tounge!!
if only ye knew what we got up ta. But if i told ye id have to kill ye
Any1 else laugh to themselfs listening to ppl,s wild weekends at work???
i think its gas and 1 off the best parts about us being a fabber.
SECRETS!!!!"
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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I work in peoples homes had a cpl telling me about the swingers club in town i nodded and asked had they being the look of shock and discust was hillarious, as i thought to my self where i was sat night with two flaking women on my arm. |
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"I fucked up in work last wk and said to the lads over lunch "loads of the girls ordered sashes for my hen party the wkend" they all looked at me like I had ten heads and asked me why was I having a hens when I was single so I said "ah it's just for the laugh, we're all going out dressed up and pretending it's my hens" they said I was so weird!! Lucky they all think I'm odd as fuck anyway so they didn't question me any more should of just slapped ur tits out and shouted woooooo wouldn't of made u any less odd haha "
Ha ha hilarious!
I work with mostly lads so there is always riding talk but I think a lot of the time the have been drinking that all talk tea. My Mother tells me I'm a dirty little fecker and is no hope for me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Friends and family know I'm a filthy fecker so dont hide what I do. The girls in work however are convinced I'm a serial dater from seeing me with different guys, I;m trying hard to keep my innocent facade in place there |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"I work in peoples homes had a cpl telling me about the swingers club in town i nodded and asked had they being the look of shock and discust was hillarious, as i thought to my self where i was sat night with two flaking women on my arm. "
What's a flaking woman  |
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"I work in peoples homes had a cpl telling me about the swingers club in town i nodded and asked had they being the look of shock and discust was hillarious, as i thought to my self where i was sat night with two flaking women on my arm.
What's a flaking woman "
women with leprosy |
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