Hi. I pulled a muscle while cycling and I need a physio. Now I'm not going to google physio's in my area of ask my doctor for a referral.
I'm going to post here in the hope that there is a physio on Fab who is into guys who allegedly keep fit (and publishes the fact for all to see) and who will offer her services to a complete stranger like me who posts a thread like this.
I'm hoping that as she rubs my fabulous leg she will get so turned on that she will want to ride me.
I'm hoping that if that happens I'll get her physio services and a ride. You see, that will save me emailing about 100 women looking for the ride or posting in the meets section.
So basically I want a ride, in a round about way.
Next week I'll be curious about ironing, I think ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hoping that if that happens I'll get her physio services and a ride. You see, that will save me emailing about 100 women looking for the ride or posting in the meets section.
So basically I want a ride, in a round about way.
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At least your being honest  |
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"So this is only open to female physios? or are males welcome also?
Males are welcome as well. Least I'll get a rub down, at a minimum."
Good to know, otherwise I would have to accuse you of being sexist! Still can't help though! |
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"So this is only open to female physios? or are males welcome also?
Males are welcome as well. Least I'll get a rub down, at a minimum.
Good to know, otherwise I would have to accuse you of being sexist! Still can't help though! "
Not even a little auld rub, no? |
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"So this is only open to female physios? or are males welcome also?
Males are welcome as well. Least I'll get a rub down, at a minimum.
Good to know, otherwise I would have to accuse you of being sexist! Still can't help though!
Not even a little auld rub, no?"
Well I'm no professional...  |
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"I was at a physio once. Very attractive girl working on my back. I got a erection...which only added to my discomfort as I was face down..with my back in spasm."
I went to get phisio and this lovely foreign girl was working on me, halfway through the session I got a hard on, she looked down and said, do u vant a vank, I said, yes please she then left the room for a few minutes, when she came back she said, are you finished.  |
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"What do you offer in return?  some lidl cakes and a compressor
I'm in! The compressor convinced me!  ill even throw in electric chainsaw
now steady on!  "
awww its ok...it has a safety trigger and blade break....its loaded with saftey features |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"What do you offer in return? some lidl cakes and a compressor
I'm in! The compressor convinced me! ill even throw in electric chainsaw
now steady on! awww its ok...it has a safety trigger and blade break....its loaded with saftey features"
Okay I go for it, always wanted to shout once "TIMBER" when tree is about to fall  |
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