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i just found the whole "if your not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me quite funny , nothing about personality or what type of guy she is after , just big dick she doesn't care what its attached too , once its big  |
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over a year ago
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"i just found the whole "if your not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me quite funny , nothing about personality or what type of guy she is after , just big dick she doesn't care what its attached too , once its big "
........don't mail her then..... |
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"i just found the whole "if your not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me quite funny , nothing about personality or what type of guy she is after , just big dick she doesn't care what its attached too , once its big "
it's probably attached to an even bigger prick |
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over a year ago
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"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children
Depends on amount of children and type of birth,, the more that's had naturally,, the muscles weaken  "
I wasn't saying it in a smart way either. I was just trying to give done sort of explanation to the OPs comment |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children
Depends on amount of children and type of birth,, the more that's had naturally,, the muscles weaken "
Don't know why you all don't just lay an egg and hatch it
Ill be having a word with God when I see him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the ladies don't know what to write here
I commented and look where that got me
yea..We all know your a sword swallower now  "
Time for me to run away to the circus |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"the ladies don't know what to write here
I commented and look where that got me
yea..We all know your a sword swallower now
Time for me to run away to the circus "
Please don't, you're no clown! The same can't be said for some others though sadly......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry  , i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months "
I'm not offended
I got the strangest compliment ever.
You're a weird little man |
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"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry , i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months
I'm not offended
I got the strangest compliment ever.
You're a weird little man "
Lol could be worse your gynaecologist could of said it |
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"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry , i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months
I'm not offended
I got the strangest compliment ever.
You're a weird little man "
Don't forget he's a gynaecology expert too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if i offended any ladies here i am sorry , i just recommend pelvic exercises 3 times daily for 6 months
I'm not offended
I got the strangest compliment ever.
You're a weird little man
Lol could be worse your gynaecologist could of said it "
I'm ok though mines tight apparently it's the ones with the flappy flanges he has the problem with lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i was not aiming at anyone , i am sure there is a few who read that chose not to comment for there own personal reasons i am talkin bout them"
....maybe they didn't read it....u may have overestimated your popularity. ..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the ladies don't know what to write here
I commented and look where that got me
yea..We all know your a sword swallower now
Time for me to run away to the circus "
I'll pitch a tent and draw funny shapes on my fac . I'm sure mia has some funny colours here somewhere... Hmmmm
See ya soon so yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the ladies don't know what to write here
I commented and look where that got me
yea..We all know your a sword swallower now
Time for me to run away to the circus
I'll pitch a tent and draw funny shapes on my fac . I'm sure mia has some funny colours here somewhere... Hmmmm
See ya soon so yeah"
I thought ur tent was permanently pitched for me anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the ladies don't know what to write here
I commented and look where that got me
yea..We all know your a sword swallower now
Time for me to run away to the circus
I'll pitch a tent and draw funny shapes on my fac . I'm sure mia has some funny colours here somewhere... Hmmmm
See ya soon so yeah
I thought ur tent was permanently pitched for me anyway. "
There's only so long she'll hold up under this weather... I wouldn't chance leaving it any longer to help with supporting it haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I came across a pussy that was so big and loose, I had to send in a Canary first to make sure it was safe!!  "
Must have been your loss, bet ya the canary had a good time |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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The third attempt might work...lol
Here is what I learned today: men with big dicks are big pricks, giving birth makes you a loose pussy and pelvic exercise is the golden egg! 
Happy Easter everyone!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have just been informed canaries were sent down tunnels to check for toxic gas , "
What genius did you have to ask to find that out? Who is your source of wisdom? They sound pretty smart! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"spicy , the lovely spicy , can't wait to get my claws on you again , tightest one i ever had"
Must be all that pelvic excercises training you recommended... I'd easily snap you like a twig at this stage |
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over a year ago
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The problem is people are quick to find one definitive answer when the truth is that not every woman wants the same thing. Some girls literally can't handle a big cock. Some NEED a big cock or they don't feel anything. Not all pussies are made the same. The g-spot is only 2-3 inches deep in a vagina and you can hit that using different positions. On average though, I'd say most woman want a dick that's not too big but not too small. Around 6-7 inches with good girth is ideal for most women  |
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"The problem is people are quick to find one definitive answer when the truth is that not every woman wants the same thing. Some girls literally can't handle a big cock. Some NEED a big cock or they don't feel anything. Not all pussies are made the same. The g-spot is only 2-3 inches deep in a vagina and you can hit that using different positions. On average though, I'd say most woman want a dick that's not too big but not too small. Around 6-7 inches with good girth is ideal for most women "
lol..With all these measurements are u putting ur cock in or putting carpet in.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never heard such dishonourable talk about such honourable pussy in my life.
Round house kicks to the face, for the lot of yis, cept the ladies with the honourable pussy so tight and clean it makes me squeem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never heard such dishonourable talk about such honourable pussy in my life.
Round house kicks to the face, for the lot of yis, cept the ladies with the honourable pussy so tight and clean it makes me squeem."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
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Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why do you have to get all personal with women who have a special preference? at least they're honest.
Would you rather have them to meet you and then tell you to your face that they think your cock is too small?
Other people write in their profiles that they have preference for e.g. athletic, taller (than themselves), curvy, BBW - it's what they like. If I read in a man's profile that he likes slim girls, I wouldn't get offended, just because I don't fit his preference.
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders. "
True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best advice my mother ever gave me was "every time you look in the mirror do your pelvic floor exercises" just so happens im vain! Lol I can jump on a trampoline with the best of them and that's after 2 babies!
The reason I like a big cock is Because it can really hit the spot. I also like to feel stretched and full oh and I do like a good mouth full
Saying that average can be good too but small.... well I just wouldn't bother |
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.
True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing). "
From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
Awh damn I have all my teeth "
I am sure we will find the way so the both of us could enjoy the deep throat fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My view on this one is simple, its not the size of the pencil tis how you write with it.
As regards pussy's, number of children doesn't matter, age doesn't matter....the one I'm in is the best one. |
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"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well. "
It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day... |
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"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day..."
But if a girl can properly deepthroat you can be sure the basics are taken care of.
Feel free to start the perfect blowjob thread |
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"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day..."
She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My view on this one is simple, its not the size of the pencil tis how you write with it.
As regards pussy's, number of children doesn't matter, age doesn't matter....the one I'm in is the best one. "
I agree with the first part....if you got a big dick and horrible technique, it wont matter how big you are because its still horrible sex. People can learn a lot from watching Nina Hartley`s video on sex techniques it made me realize porn is about as realistic as professional wrestling |
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.
True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).
From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well. "
69 for you, you're a pointer! |
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"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day...
She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth..."
I can't work out the mechanics of that? Space is already limited. Maybe I'm doing it wrong
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.
True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).
From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
69 for you, you're a pointer!"
I love 69 but what's a pointer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day...
She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth...
I can't work out the mechanics of that? Space is already limited. Maybe I'm doing it wrong
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Hang her head upside down over a sofa or the side of a bed and you'll be fine. |
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"Must remember to put on my profile: ladies with tight pussy and deep throats and no teeth may apply only... Hahaha...
Not too tight,not too loose but most important is a mouth that opens wide enough. I can live without deepthroat, just a novelty but teeth should only dig into my neck, bottom lip or shoulders.
True. Not too tight though because I have a good girth. Either no teeth or widely opening mouth (I am not giving up on the deep throat - fecking love that thing).
From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
69 for you, you're a pointer!
I love 69 but what's a pointer?"
Knees for a Hanger, 69 for a Pointer, figure it out! You gotta work that mouth until it opens wiiiide. |
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over a year ago
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Had all my babies by emergency section. But after exploring a few I'm noticing that just cause it looks tight and neat on outside doesn't automatically make it tight inside  but most men here should know that.. |
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"From a porn aesthetic deep throat is good, but really pushing to the hilt and taking it all hurts, the back of most throats is rough or something. Only one girl did it well.
It's not easy to find the perfect throat and the girl that actually enjoys it. I truly enjoy going all in and have no problems with the rough throat, it's the teeth that scratch my cock that bother me, if it is too strong, it can hurt the next day...
She needs to open wider, put your fingers over her lower teeth...
I can't work out the mechanics of that? Space is already limited. Maybe I'm doing it wrong
Hang her head upside down over a sofa or the side of a bed and you'll be fine. "
true that is a nice one |
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thanks to everyone who posted on my forum , you are all great ! i would like to thank my Mam and dad wit out them this forum would not have happened ! happy fabbing people , and remember safe sex is a must |
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Reminds me of a message my girlfriend got after attending an ann summers party. Please reselect your order, the item you have chosen from our wall display is actually our fire extinguisher and cannot be sold. |
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"i just found the whole "if your not bigger than 7 inches don't bother mailing me quite funny , nothing about personality or what type of guy she is after , just big dick she doesn't care what its attached too , once its big "
Guilty!! |
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"I had a child and mine is quite tight! Not sure it is always to do with having children "
I had a child and my foof wasn't touched doing it lol still good as new!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep. Guys like to take everything on here as an attack "
....we don't mind getting into a heated debate with someone. ...but when some people seem to follow you all over the forums. ..just seems kinda weird behaviour. ...lol imagine meeting someone like that....
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"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care
you have such a beautiful way with words laelaps
I try my best "
Your best is definitely working |
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"Yep. Guys like to take everything on here as an attack ....we don't mind getting into a heated debate with someone. ...but when some people seem to follow you all over the forums. ..just seems kinda weird behaviour. ...lol imagine meeting someone like that...."
Love to meet you but you to far away sorry.
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you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared |
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"I like them big for my throat otherwise I don't really care
you have such a beautiful way with words laelaps
I try my best
Your best is definitely working"
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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There's plenty of big dicks on here.....some even have above average cocks
To be honest, for me it's not the size it's how they handle it. And as for childbirth giving you a loose one, I've had 4 kids and been told I still have a tight one lol |
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"There's plenty of big dicks on here.....some even have above average cocks
To be honest, for me it's not the size it's how they handle it. And as for childbirth giving you a loose one, I've had 4 kids and been told I still have a tight one lol "
Above average is a great compliment considering how much porn has ruined us lol. ..
Like every nurse or teacher I meet 1st thing I think is Porn porn lol |
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"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber
Oh and a gard
You could stretch that out to a gardener ....a butcher a baker.....
No, "gard" morphs much better into gardener "
.....ah ye....push your own agenda. ..... |
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"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber
Oh and a gard
You could stretch that out to a gardener "
the pizza guy can bring a 12incher.
the plumber can plug her holes.
The guard would take down more than her name and address.
mick what can the Gardner bring to the table.  |
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"For me is either the pizza delivery guy or a plumber
Oh and a gard
You could stretch that out to a gardener
the pizza guy can bring a 12incher.
the plumber can plug her holes.
The guard would take down more than her name and address.
mick what can the Gardner bring to the table. "
A big root |
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and some of the tightest i had were mammys 
