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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think prob all women are capable it's whether the man can get them there and if they willing to let go  ) some use it as a spectators sport though which is just pretty messy  but yea unreal feeling |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition "
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll! |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition "
Usually is amongst men, who can do what the best, who has the biggest, last the longest, I don't think women are as bothered maybe I'm
Wrong prob why so many women enjoy female company these days  |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
Usually is amongst men, who can do what the best, who has the biggest, last the longest, I don't think women are as bothered maybe I'm
Wrong prob why so many women enjoy female company these days "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I do love guys that can make me squirt, but find quite a few that once they know you can, just focus on making you squirt, can make things a bit boring if thats all they want to do. |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!"
omg now theres a party game for the next party  |
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"I do love guys that can make me squirt, but find quite a few that once they know you can, just focus on making you squirt, can make things a bit boring if thats all they want to do. "
Mine's moved on to doing other areas to see if he can get the same result....*not boring yet |
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"I do love guys that can make me squirt, but find quite a few that once they know you can, just focus on making you squirt, can make things a bit boring if thats all they want to do. "
Have to completely agree! And if you squirt too much before actual sex my pussy tightens up to where sex is painful!!
But to the op, I wouldn't consider squirting to be watersports! |
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"I do love guys that can make me squirt, but find quite a few that once they know you can, just focus on making you squirt, can make things a bit boring if thats all they want to do.
Have to completely agree! And if you squirt too much before actual sex my pussy tightens up to where sex is painful!!
But to the op, I wouldn't consider squirting to be watersports!"
That's true Katie,, they're 2 different things |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party "
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles  |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles "
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles "
Don't forget your waders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed "
What about the crowd Miss?
Man-chanical for me, the fingers usually do it. |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed
What about the crowd Miss?
Man-chanical for me, the fingers usually do it."
So a line of ladies,, men in a 69 position over the ladies could work |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed
What about the crowd Miss?
Man-chanical for me, the fingers usually do it.
So a line of ladies,, men in a 69 position over the ladies could work "
where is this happening im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed
What about the crowd Miss?
Man-chanical for me, the fingers usually do it.
So a line of ladies,, men in a 69 position over the ladies could work "
Ah, the secret weapon! Build, build, build then gag & shoot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed
What about the crowd Miss?
Man-chanical for me, the fingers usually do it."
I'm very man-chanical |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
I'll bring measuring tape and safety googles
Mechanical dildos included maybe?? squirt fest guaranteed
What about the crowd Miss?
Man-chanical for me, the fingers usually do it.
So a line of ladies,, men in a 69 position over the ladies could work
Ah, the secret weapon! Build, build, build then gag & shoot!"
This is becoming my bold bitches Monday fantasy |
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By *ohnbi01Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not."
Yada, yada, yada. |
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"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well"
It can be very messy but I actually don't care,,i need loads of foreplay and sex beforehand to get me to that point of gushing and usually it's his arm or chest that I squirt on... |
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"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well
It can be very messy but I actually don't care,,i need loads of foreplay and sex beforehand to get me to that point of gushing and usually it's his arm or chest that I squirt on... "
this is noted |
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"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well"
A wet room is handy alright... |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not."
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party "
i want to have a go at this competition!!!! |
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"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well
A wet room is handy alright..."
It's inevitable |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not.
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this? "
We've had that conversation alright. The jury is still out though. |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not.
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this?
We've had that conversation alright. The jury is still out though. "
Mc as a woman i know the difference between peeing and squirting and in all honesty,both are quite different  |
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Mc as a woman i know the difference between peeing and squirting and in all honesty,both are quite different "
The world of science is having difficulty with it though. One would have thought it would be easy enough to prove one way or the other. I have no opinion. I squirt all the time. |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not.
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this?
We've had that conversation alright. The jury is still out though.
Mc as a woman i know the difference between peeing and squirting and in all honesty,both are quite different "
I hope it's not pee. I've had it in me mouth |
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By *ohnbi01Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well
It can be very messy but I actually don't care,,i need loads of foreplay and sex beforehand to get me to that point of gushing and usually it's his arm or chest that I squirt on... "
She was totally different, only had to touch her and she was off.
It done wonders for my confidence at the time. I taught I was after turning into Don jaun overnight |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not.
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this?
We've had that conversation alright. The jury is still out though.
Mc as a woman i know the difference between peeing and squirting and in all honesty,both are quite different
I hope it's not pee. I've had it in me mouth "
Prostate plasma coming from the skenes gland in a woman,, it comes through the urea where she pees from and trace elements of urine can be present but it's her orgasm otherwise, there's no smell,, its a whiteish colour liquid thicker than pee but not as thick as what a man produces |
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"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well
It can be very messy but I actually don't care,,i need loads of foreplay and sex beforehand to get me to that point of gushing and usually it's his arm or chest that I squirt on...
She was totally different, only had to touch her and she was off.
It done wonders for my confidence at the time. I taught I was after turning into Don jaun overnight "
You must have hit her g spot fairly quickly for that to happen |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not.
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this?
We've had that conversation alright. The jury is still out though.
Mc as a woman i know the difference between peeing and squirting and in all honesty,both are quite different
I hope it's not pee. I've had it in me mouth
Prostate plasma coming from the skenes gland in a woman,, it comes through the urea where she pees from and trace elements of urine can be present but it's her orgasm otherwise, there's no smell,, its a whiteish colour liquid thicker than pee but not as thick as what a man produces "
Gwan ya good thing!!!! U tell em!!! Ill 100% back u up on that one... |
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"There is no skill to it at all. Its peeing with excitment.
Its just inhibitions. If a girl feels it happening and holds it back it could stop her from orgasaming. Letting go means she might reach orgasam quicker.
50 percent of squirts dont reach orgasam anyway just get close.
The real skill in sex isnt making a squirter squirt, or giving someone their first squirt, its taking someone as far as they want to go.
If they only want to get close to orgasam before they squirm and stop themeleves pushing you off, or they want to orgasam but dont want to squirt and you have to play with them for longer, or if they want to squirt..
Anyway, im not fussed about a girl being able to do it or not.
It is NOT peeing with excitement,, didn't we have a conversation before about this?
We've had that conversation alright. The jury is still out though.
Mc as a woman i know the difference between peeing and squirting and in all honesty,both are quite different
I hope it's not pee. I've had it in me mouth
Prostate plasma coming from the skenes gland in a woman,, it comes through the urea where she pees from and trace elements of urine can be present but it's her orgasm otherwise, there's no smell,, its a whiteish colour liquid thicker than pee but not as thick as what a man produces
Gwan ya good thing!!!! U tell em!!! Ill 100% back u up on that one... "
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!! "
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.  |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner. "
ye may just give it to me now!!!! |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!! "
You and i.should have a squirting competition... |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition... "
Ill get my referee's jersey ready so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition... "
I'll get the tape measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition... "
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel???? |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel???? "
I can double up on my responsibilities |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel????
I can double up on my responsibilities "
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel???? "
ill bring my stimulating machine, it's great for getting wimmen to gush..I call it the JUICER  |
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Well I have never squirted and im starting to feel like im missing out on Something! Although I must say I have had some blow your head off orgasams so as long as they keep coming im happy..,, |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel???? "
Ill just bring my index finger yell be fine. |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel????
ill bring my stimulating machine, it's great for getting wimmen to gush..I call it the JUICER "
Do morphy Richards make them?? |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel????
Ill just bring my index finger yell be fine. "
ha u wont be comin near me with an index finger or any finger for That matter. I can make myself squirt anyway.. |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel????
Ill just bring my index finger yell be fine.
ha u wont be comin near me with an index finger or any finger for That matter. I can make myself squirt anyway.. "
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"A water sport
Just want to see what the ppl of Fab think on this one."
Call it what you like.........as long as she's getting the ultimate in orgasms , that's all that matters !!   |
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel????
ill bring my stimulating machine, it's great for getting wimmen to gush..I call it the JUICER
Do morphy Richards make them?? "
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"Nah. One thing does not a sport make.
its only a sport if there is competition
I wouldn't be able to stop giggling Laid...a line of ladies and you with a tape measure...or distance rings made out of loo roll!
omg now theres a party game for the next party
i want to have a go at this competition!!!!
Chocolate fondue set for the winner.
ye may just give it to me now!!!!
You and i.should have a squirting competition...
yes please..... right so we have the judge.. now do we get some men to stimulate us aswel????
Ill just bring my index finger yell be fine.
ha u wont be comin near me with an index finger or any finger for That matter. I can make myself squirt anyway.. "
Disqualified from the off. |
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"I don't think I'm designed to squirt. I've lost count of the guys who promise they'll make me
Ive come across a few myself Lae "
Lol; I don't think it's even what they're doing but more just that my body won't! But then it turns into a gynaecology examination almost |
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"I don't think I'm designed to squirt. I've lost count of the guys who promise they'll make me
Ive come across a few myself Lae
Lol; I don't think it's even what they're doing but more just that my body won't! But then it turns into a gynaecology examination almost "
Maybe you're not "there " to the point where you want to? Or they're doing something wrong,, i was in my mid 30s before i discovered I could,, you're only a young one,, loadsa time for you to find out |
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"I don't think I'm designed to squirt. I've lost count of the guys who promise they'll make me
Ive come across a few myself Lae
Lol; I don't think it's even what they're doing but more just that my body won't! But then it turns into a gynaecology examination almost
Maybe you're not "there " to the point where you want to? Or they're doing something wrong,, i was in my mid 30s before i discovered I could,, you're only a young one,, loadsa time for you to find out "
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"I've given three ladies there first squirting experience what can I say I'm an expert
Together at the same time??
I've only two hands
So you're not so much of an expert then,,,, "
Yes I am care to try |
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"I've given three ladies there first squirting experience what can I say I'm an expert
Together at the same time??
I've only two hands
So you're not so much of an expert then,,,,
Yes I am care to try "
Ahh but I'm not a first time squirter,, I'd be more of an expert there too.... |
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"I've given three ladies there first squirting experience what can I say I'm an expert
Together at the same time??
I've only two hands
So you're not so much of an expert then,,,,
Yes I am care to try
Ahh but I'm not a first time squirter,, I'd be more of an expert there too.... "
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"Is this topic flushed out yet ?
I think you drowned it
Gin and tonic on the way home ? Xx
Drowning your sorrows? "
I was offering you one but maybe barley water is more appropriate |
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"Is this topic flushed out yet ?
I think you drowned it
Gin and tonic on the way home ? Xx
Drowning your sorrows?
I was offering you one but maybe barley water is more appropriate "
I don't do gin and no thank you! |
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"Harsh ..... I am intrigued by you and I can't apologise for that "
Ok I'll be as nice as i can about this,, I'm very flattered you are intrigued and as you are airing this on a public forum I'm afraid I'm not intrigued by you.there's no offence towards you whatsoever so thanks but no thanks |
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"Went out with a lady once for about a month. She was a prolific squirter. Think that's why she always insisted on staying over in my place when we were having sex.
Had to invest in a plastic mattress cover for a finish, was spending a fortune on the laundry as well"
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"Well that love story died quickly
Sank like the titanic
Always wanted to be a bridesmaid
Gutted now
You could be the bride "
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Together at the same time??
I've only two hands
So you're not so much of an expert then,,,,
Yes I am care to try "
3 times does not an expert make. |
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"I do love guys that can make me squirt, but find quite a few that once they know you can, just focus on making you squirt, can make things a bit boring if thats all they want to do.
Have to completely agree! And if you squirt too much before actual sex my pussy tightens up to where sex is painful!!
But to the op, I wouldn't consider squirting to be watersports!"
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"A water sport
Just want to see what the ppl of Fab think on this one.
Call it what you like.........as long as she's getting the ultimate in orgasms , that's all that matters !! "
Squirting is not am orgasm |
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