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over a year ago
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"Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint 
Fat chance of that she cant see."
Poor girl cant see and has a smelly pussy not much going well for her  |
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"Perhaps she will see the thread and take the hint
Fat chance of that she cant see.
Poor girl cant see and has a smelly pussy not much going well for her "
All she needs to do now is get rid of the wheel chair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved
Will she not suss me out if im force feeding her pineapple all the time."
Depends where u force the pineapple  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved
Whole or sliced?
Its a bit prickly."
Prickly and smelly ... think Cj is right time for a new one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just say nothing and feed her a heap of pineapple, problem solved
Will she not suss me out if im force feeding her pineapple all the time."
she'll think it's romantic, bring her to peoples park for a picnic once a day  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Jayus luke deflate her stick her in the washing machine and hang her out to dry
There's great drying there u know
Other than that just head to the sex shop and by a new girlfriend
Payday looms"
Be sure to get the punchture repair kit they aren't making em like they used to |
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"Jayus luke deflate her stick her in the washing machine and hang her out to dry
There's great drying there u know
Other than that just head to the sex shop and by a new girlfriend
Payday looms
Be sure to get the punchture repair kit they aren't making em like they used to "
Shoddy Chinese child labour what is the world coming to. Now miss do you have any dolls left that dont come with a wheelchair. |
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Just to clear this up for the men... A mild vaginal "fishy "smell is perfectly normal and healthy,, just think about it,, dark moist conditions,, its A bacteria found in all women to prevent infection,,its not there through food or liquid intake,, the body naturally produces it..
The warning signs of a bad infection is when the odour is very very pungent and strong. Soaps and shower gels should never be used or face cloths when washing. Water and your hand are perfectly sufficient to keep it clean. So ladies it's all good.
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Just to clear this up for the men... A mild vaginal "fishy "smell is perfectly normal and healthy,, just think about it,, dark moist conditions,, its A bacteria found in all women to prevent infection,,its not there through food or liquid intake,, the body naturally produces it..
The warning signs of a bad infection is when the odour is very very pungent and strong. Soaps and shower gels should never be used or face cloths when washing. Water and your hand are perfectly sufficient to keep it clean. So ladies it's all good.
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Ye can't beat fish on Fridays
If we could change it so bath Saturdays came just before fishy Friday we be away with it |
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"Hows does one broach the subject of hygiene.
Fuck her in the shower that way ul be definite she's not smelli g "
Genius, cheers problem sovlved crisis overted.
..........?.Bath even
Lovely its bath time. But ive already had 12 today already. Well hun you can never be too clean now can you. Well ok so. |
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"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her
Her personal stuff Ben talked about here 
Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI"
I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her
Her personal stuff Ben talked about here
Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI
I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation."
U really need to visit the sex shop Ben is susis husband the new swinging inflatable cpl |
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"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her
Her personal stuff Ben talked about here
Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI
I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation."
As for the 20psi jibe I think thats just a low blow. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"God help ta poor girl my heart goes out to her
Her personal stuff Ben talked about here
Ffs its Luke she inflated to 20PSI
I dont know who Ben is but i dont think hed appricate being mentioned in this conversation.
As for the 20psi jibe I think thats just a low blow."
Pmsi good one |
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""... You're like "What's he think?"
Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink
What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?"
Ive got 99 bottles but a bitch aint one.
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 problems and you're hearin them all
99 ways, 99 lines
99 rhymes fit 99 times |
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""... You're like "What's he think?"
Cause a milk and Kahlua is a pussy drink
What's a dime piece worth if her pussy stinks?"
Ive got 99 bottles but a bitch aint one.
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Big shout out to google translate. Dont want people thinking im down with the ghetto slang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smells like rancid tuna steak down there by now."
Tight going I'd say the both of ye could do with getting checked out hygiene folks #1 gagging thinking about it |
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