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"So whats the weirdest chat up lines that ye heard lmao" do u come here often | |||
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"you could draw rats "You could draw rats eh!!! | |||
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"you could draw rats
You could draw rats eh!!!"As she's so enticing dimwit  | |||
"I could eat you out like a kebab "Why am I picturing a foo foo in pitta bread | |||
"you could draw rats
You could draw rats eh!!!
As she's so enticing dimwit "I had to have it explained to me - I'd think of it more of a put down than a compliment lol!! | |||
"you could draw rats
You could draw rats eh!!!
As she's so enticing dimwit "Lmao  | |||
"I could eat you out like a kebab
Why am I picturing a foo foo in pitta bread "Why was I thinking of fatty lamb meat and loads of cream.. | |||
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"Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass " Nice... | |||
"Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass
Nice..."Lmao oh fuckin hell lmao | |||
"So whats the weirdest chat up lines that ye heard lmao do u come here often" And she replied.....Actually, sometimes I fake it!  | |||
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"I haven't got hair like mel Gibson I don't have a body like rambo but I can lick like lassie WORKED FOR ME "Pmsl!!!!! | |||
"I could eat you out like a kebab
Why am I picturing a foo foo in pitta bread
Why was I thinking of fatty lamb meat and loads of cream.. " | |||
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"Listening to all ta chat around here about sky remotes and pics of comparisons to sky remotes it's prob Here love put your hand down me jocks and change ta channel "Bet the number 9 button is worn bare. Babe station and that. | |||
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"Have you got Ebola cause your eyes are bleeding gorgeous "Must steal that one I know a few it would work on. | |||
"Do you wanna call the bomb squad cos there's gonna be an explosion in your ass "now where did I leave my funnel... | |||
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