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Sayings of caution
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"never trust a man with a comb over if he's going to lie to himself he will lie to you too" Lol that's good. Seems to be lot of hair related ones. | |||
"never trust a man with a comb over if he's going to lie to himself he will lie to you too" Ha love that one  | |||
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"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes." That's brilliant. Little Britain springs to mind. | |||
"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes." love it | |||
"Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes." Newer trust a woman in a wheelchair with dirty shoes  | |||
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"Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break. Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house. " | |||
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"Never trust a fart " Never sit beside one who let's one go | |||
"Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break. Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house. " I am sure she didn't lick it off a stone.. | |||
"Never trust teenages who are pleading with you to go out cause they think you need a break. Nice try to my daughter who wants me out the house. I am sure she didn't lick it off a stone.. "I love that saying it's si bloody true too. | |||
"Never trust a fart Never sit beside one who let's one go "Ah sure wimmin don't fart | |||
"Never trust a fart Never sit beside one who let's one go
Ah sure wimmin don't fart "No they don't. ...They just cough in there knickers | |||
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"Never trust a fart Never sit beside one who let's one go
Ah sure wimmin don't fart
No they don't. ...They just cough in there knickers"That's if they're wearing knickers | |||
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"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me "tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me | |||
"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me"So it is!!! my apologies... What's the one cmere till I kill ya??? | |||
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"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me
So it is!!! my apologies... What's the one cmere till I kill ya??? "Apologies accepted. Or this one...cmere till I reeeeef ya | |||
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"Never marry anyone that owns a cat."  | |||
"If ye fall off that wall and break your leg, don't blame me tut tut it's. ..If u fall off that wall and break ur legs don't come running to me
So it is!!! my apologies... What's the one cmere till I kill ya???
Apologies accepted. Or this one...cmere till I reeeeef ya"Ha ha!!!! Haven't heard that in years!!!! | |||
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"Don't piss on your own doorstep." ......don't piss on your gf...unless she SPECFICALLY asks you to...... | |||
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"Never trust a man in a white car/van" why not | |||
