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"I'll have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and lots of ice...please! ![]() lol on its way take a seat. ![]() | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please Biggles my friend ![]() On the way to yea red hun. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() I want you to serve me..... naked ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() pmsl ha ha ha be nice lol. | |||
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"A Miller please xx" Same for me please.. | |||
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"A Miller please xx" here u go seemore hun sit back and relax. | |||
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"Jameson ginger ale and a slice of lime plz" sure can mate juke box in the corner. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() stripping is for thursday nights ha ha. | |||
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"Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness " work all tunes welcome my friend. | |||
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"A Guinness for me biggles" Grand job cj here yea go buddy enjoy. | |||
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"Jaysus youre fierce busy tonight biggles ![]() packed for a tuesday lol. | |||
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"Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness " \Metalica/ Rules | |||
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"I'll have a large bottle of cider and what's all them stains on the pool table" ha ha ha ammm errr not sure there ha ha. ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl ha ha ha ha ![]() | |||
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"Fucking hell few hot women in here tonight... Pour me another please " on the way boc. | |||
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"ah biggs honey can I have a very large glass of red wine please? *collapses into the big squishy sofa next to the open fire... bliss* " yea sure can belle hun ![]() | |||
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"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot ![]() goldie behave lol. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morgan spice and lemonade please ![]() ![]() oh here yea go toxic enjoy. | |||
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"Morgans and ginger - oh, and some nuts too please. And whatever you're having yourself ![]() why thank u very much lou i think i have a carlsberg lol. | |||
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"Sitting in the corner, watching the room, sipping slowly on my Miller, waiting to see if someone catches my eye.. ![]() Feck that... get in and enjoy yourself | |||
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"You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow ![]() jump behind there lol. | |||
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"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where's the fun in that ?? ![]() | |||
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"I need a bucket of ice please..... so the guys can cool down that sit next to me!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ha ha a bucket it is lol. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey.. ![]() | |||
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"hi can i have a vodka martini please shaken not stirred thank you ![]() sure can Rocky. | |||
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"You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow ![]() Can I jump up instead? ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If that happens first aid box is on the wall there beside the pool table lol | |||
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"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...the customer is always right ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a sex on the beach when ur ready kind sir ![]() Ohhh my kind of drink lol. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mines a guiness bigsy ![]() you certainly can do lol. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() and a double it is here have fun and enjoy. | |||
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"Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty Stick on another pint biggs" pint on the way mate get that juke box going | |||
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"Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty Stick on another pint biggs" I'm on it like a car bonnet ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Feck.. I've got it wrong. But the durex chewing gum is going out like crazy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a Jameson served. With a naked woman" here ould jim lol. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good. | |||
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"hi misteriousmel all ok for tomorrow ![]() All ready to go Looking forward to it.... hiccup | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() ![]() ha ha only if ur good goldie. | |||
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"Can we smoke in here" beer garden out the back mate. | |||
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"good crowd in tonight" great crowd in busty ![]() | |||
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"good crowd in tonight great crowd in busty ![]() it's busty too ![]() | |||
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"cracking champions league game tonight real madrid 3 schalke 3 " yep a great game mate. ![]() | |||
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"good crowd in tonight great crowd in busty ![]() ![]() it sure is lol. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Mr.Biggles ![]() stick on a bit of Suggs..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can we smoke in here beer garden out the back mate." Love it! Even the virtual bar is NO SMOKING. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() ![]() Oh I'm good ![]() | |||
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"Evening Mr.Biggles ![]() Aviation on the way juke box should be fine if the lads havent broken it by headbanging lol. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() ![]() ![]() ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha. | |||
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"Anyone for mixed doubles on the American pool table." Change is on the table. *asks hubs what American pool is. | |||
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"Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x" of course yea can sub here yea go. | |||
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"Can we smoke in here beer garden out the back mate. Love it! Even the virtual bar is NO SMOKING." pmsl very strict with the rules i am lol. | |||
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"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything ![]() lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table. ![]() | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ![]() ![]() ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... ![]() | |||
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"dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in." Mr69: Not gonna need it for the match, it's a cracker & it's nearly done. Come on Schalke! Pint please Biggles. | |||
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"Anyone for a game of 25... The women will probably want to play strip poker though ![]() ![]() I've won already lol ![]() | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ![]() ![]() ![]() it would need to be lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything ![]() ![]() lol could be the drink ![]() | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ![]() ![]() ![]() Then you can shake what your momma gave ya to leave your hat on ![]() ![]() | |||
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"dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in. Mr69: Not gonna need it for the match, it's a cracker & it's nearly done. Come on Schalke! Pint please Biggles." on the way mr 69 some game alrite. | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A wee jemmy and water mr biggles please and what ever your having yourself ![]() jemmy and water here mate ah sure i have an ould carlsberg thanks. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() .. TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... Have ye any homes to go to....I'm on a promise... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything ![]() ![]() ![]() i think it was me and the landlady called mavis on it lastnite giving it socks ha ha ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ![]() ![]() I agree ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here ![]() ![]() ![]() I can see straight up your skirt there boc ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We'll it's a good chat up line n u got a lot of people chatting to u. My name is Adrian good evening to all peeps out there. " Hi Adrian ....your round | |||
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"Just finished work.....Biggles double Morgans and orange please and whatever you want huni ![]() jaysis the ould captain is popular tonite lol thank u very much blondie i have a carlsberg.relax and enjoy. | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ya see anything nice ![]() | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?" I canr lol but yea could always show me how ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ssshhh... I'm not that easy!!! Now go finish your shift. I'll have another long island tea please | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good gracious great balls of fire ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My round what r u having Biggles " cheers mate a carlbergs again please jaysis i be pissed before closen lol. | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?" Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? ![]() | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() ![]() ![]() Think you took that in the wrong context Biggles ![]() | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis? Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? ![]() oh ha ha ha ha ha. ![]() | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here ![]() ![]() ![]() Charming !! | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl goldie ha ha ha. | |||
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"A nice pint of bud. I don't care it's a school night. And a packet of dry roasted peanuts. And put the music up please ...." A pint it of bud it is lol. | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis? Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? ![]() the very one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman ![]() ah here yea go ball hun have a goodone. | |||
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"MeL what's d story about tomorow lunchtime " Ever hear of discretion??? Won't be revealing anything in a packed bar. Will pm you tomorrow as arranged | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end ![]() DING DING DING BONG the bells ringing now cj. ![]() | |||
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"Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman ![]() Sorry think Lowland s slightly distracted............. | |||
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"Can I have a Heineken. How is all ![]() All is grand inde and a heinie its is. | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end ![]() I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up ![]() | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end ![]() ![]() spoil sport lol ha ha ha ![]() | |||
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"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on ![]() Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way. ![]() | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end ![]() ![]() ![]() I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend? | |||
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"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on ![]() ![]() You read my mind ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end ![]() ![]() ![]() hmmm let me see how about the biggler lol. | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end ![]() ![]() ![]() sounds interesting.......gimme one of those | |||
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"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ha ha ha ha lol ![]() | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir ![]() shots on the way and first ones are free. | |||
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"Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall?.. The cocktail of course ![]() ![]() Haha no tails allowed only cock u want it u have to take it all ![]() | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir ![]() Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir ![]() Oh candy, I knew I loved ya ![]() | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir ![]() ![]() ![]() Not ur first time ![]() | |||
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"Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!! " two pints of heino it is mate. ![]() | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Who said shots? bottoms up!" Me, or the shots. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Who said shots? bottoms up! Me, or the shots. ![]() ![]() You always come first before the shots Candy ![]() | |||
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" Not ur first time ![]() ![]() ![]() Its the company ur keeping dirty men ![]() | |||
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"Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!! two pints of heino it is mate. ![]() fuck it I doubt they'll last too long. Throw me on a third for good luck | |||
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" Not ur first time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But thats how i like my men ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x" Always love chatting with my favourite girl ![]() | |||
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"Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance " You made it!! Fancy a dance? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw ![]() woops sorry was perving there lol ftershock was it here yea go. | |||
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"Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance You made it!! Fancy a dance? ![]() ![]() Just in - let me get a drink - and wait for the slow ones. | |||
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"Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw ![]() Thank you kind barmen ![]() ![]() | |||
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