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"I'll have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and lots of ice...please! " lol on its way take a seat. | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please Biggles my friend " On the way to yea red hun. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... " I want you to serve me..... naked | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... " pmsl ha ha ha be nice lol. | |||
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"A Miller please xx" Same for me please.. | |||
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"A Miller please xx" here u go seemore hun sit back and relax. | |||
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"Jameson ginger ale and a slice of lime plz" sure can mate juke box in the corner. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked " stripping is for thursday nights ha ha. | |||
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"Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness " work all tunes welcome my friend. | |||
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"A Guinness for me biggles" Grand job cj here yea go buddy enjoy. | |||
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"Jaysus youre fierce busy tonight biggles " packed for a tuesday lol. | |||
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"Can I put Metallica unforgiven II on the juke box if so sure I might as well stay for a pint of Guinness " \Metalica/ Rules | |||
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"I'll have a large bottle of cider and what's all them stains on the pool table" ha ha ha ammm errr not sure there ha ha. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked " ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... " pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha. | |||
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"Fucking hell few hot women in here tonight... Pour me another please " on the way boc. | |||
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"ah biggs honey can I have a very large glass of red wine please? *collapses into the big squishy sofa next to the open fire... bliss* " yea sure can belle hun | |||
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"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot " goldie behave lol. ha ha. | |||
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"Morgan spice and lemonade please " oh here yea go toxic enjoy. | |||
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"Morgans and ginger - oh, and some nuts too please. And whatever you're having yourself " why thank u very much lou i think i have a carlsberg lol. | |||
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"Sitting in the corner, watching the room, sipping slowly on my Miller, waiting to see if someone catches my eye.. " Feck that... get in and enjoy yourself | |||
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"You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow " jump behind there lol. | |||
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"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot goldie behave lol. ha ha." Where's the fun in that ?? | |||
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"I need a bucket of ice please..... so the guys can cool down that sit next to me!!!! " ha ha a bucket it is lol. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha." ...ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey.. | |||
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"hi can i have a vodka martini please shaken not stirred thank you " sure can Rocky. | |||
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"You need extra staff,, the servicing is too slow jump behind there lol." Can I jump up instead? | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha....ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey.. " If that happens first aid box is on the wall there beside the pool table lol | |||
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"Can I have the barman please,-He's hot goldie behave lol. ha ha." ...the customer is always right | |||
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"I'll have a sex on the beach when ur ready kind sir " Ohhh my kind of drink lol. | |||
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"Mines a guiness bigsy " you certainly can do lol. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double " and a double it is here have fun and enjoy. | |||
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"Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty Stick on another pint biggs" pint on the way mate get that juke box going | |||
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"Someone stick a coin in the jutebox see can we get a few of these gals up on the bar shaking booty Stick on another pint biggs" I'm on it like a car bonnet | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... pmsl ha ha ha ha oh we have draft here low ha ha....ah you'll have to do something about the draught... I'm naked ffs... I could get a crik in my mickey.. If that happens first aid box is on the wall there beside the pool table lol " Feck.. I've got it wrong. But the durex chewing gum is going out like crazy... | |||
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"Can I have a Jameson served. With a naked woman" here ould jim lol. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double " Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... " I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good. | |||
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"hi misteriousmel all ok for tomorrow" All ready to go Looking forward to it.... hiccup | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile " ha ha only if ur good goldie. | |||
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"Can we smoke in here" beer garden out the back mate. | |||
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"good crowd in tonight" great crowd in busty i mean busy for a tuesday nite lol. | |||
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"good crowd in tonight great crowd in busty i mean busy for a tuesday nite lol." it's busty too | |||
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"cracking champions league game tonight real madrid 3 schalke 3 " yep a great game mate. | |||
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"good crowd in tonight great crowd in busty i mean busy for a tuesday nite lol. it's busty too " it sure is lol. | |||
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"Evening Mr.Biggles I know how you barmen luuuurve making cocktails, I'll have an Aviation please. *hands you recipe Is the juke box working?" stick on a bit of Suggs..... | |||
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"Can we smoke in here beer garden out the back mate." Love it! Even the virtual bar is NO SMOKING. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile ha ha only if ur good goldie." Oh I'm good | |||
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"Evening Mr.Biggles I know how you barmen luuuurve making cocktails, I'll have an Aviation please. *hands you recipe Is the juke box working?" Aviation on the way juke box should be fine if the lads havent broken it by headbanging lol. | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile ha ha only if ur good goldie. Oh I'm good " ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha. | |||
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"Anyone for mixed doubles on the American pool table." Change is on the table. *asks hubs what American pool is. | |||
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"Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x" of course yea can sub here yea go. | |||
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"Can we smoke in here beer garden out the back mate. Love it! Even the virtual bar is NO SMOKING." pmsl very strict with the rules i am lol. | |||
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"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything " lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table. | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already " ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... | |||
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"dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in." Mr69: Not gonna need it for the match, it's a cracker & it's nearly done. Come on Schalke! Pint please Biggles. | |||
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"Anyone for a game of 25... The women will probably want to play strip poker though" I've won already lol | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... " it would need to be lol | |||
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"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table. " lol could be the drink effecting the eyes lol | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... " Then you can shake what your momma gave ya to leave your hat on | |||
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"dont forget ladys and gents they are also a tuesday night lock in. Mr69: Not gonna need it for the match, it's a cracker & it's nearly done. Come on Schalke! Pint please Biggles." on the way mr 69 some game alrite. | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already ...cue the hot chocolate on the jukebox... "I believe in miracles"... Then you can shake what your momma gave ya to leave your hat on " | |||
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"A wee jemmy and water mr biggles please and what ever your having yourself " jemmy and water here mate ah sure i have an ould carlsberg thanks. | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good." .. TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... Have ye any homes to go to....I'm on a promise... | |||
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"Can I have a Morgan's with orange and another cue please this ones not potting anything lol a morgans it there a bit of a slanty on the ould pool table. lol could be the drink effecting the eyes lol" i think it was me and the landlady called mavis on it lastnite giving it socks ha ha | |||
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"The lads should do a full monty dance as lowland is naked already " I agree | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate " I can see straight up your skirt there boc | |||
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"We'll it's a good chat up line n u got a lot of people chatting to u. My name is Adrian good evening to all peeps out there. " Hi Adrian ....your round | |||
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"Just finished work.....Biggles double Morgans and orange please and whatever you want huni " jaysis the ould captain is popular tonite lol thank u very much blondie i have a carlsberg.relax and enjoy. | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate I can see straight up your skirt there boc " Ya see anything nice | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?" I canr lol but yea could always show me how he he he.(bighs is been a pervy barman tonite) | |||
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"Can I have a job....I'd love to give darts to some here... I want you to serve me..... naked ...would you like to see my credentials... Services with a smile where would you put my tip... I'm still waiting on the ice....... tips received at end of night........ . If your good... TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... Have ye any homes to go to....I'm on a promise... " Ssshhh... I'm not that easy!!! Now go finish your shift. I'll have another long island tea please | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate I can see straight up your skirt there boc Ya see anything nice" Good gracious great balls of fire | |||
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"My round what r u having Biggles " cheers mate a carlbergs again please jaysis i be pissed before closen lol. | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis?" Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile ha ha only if ur good goldie. Oh I'm good ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha." Think you took that in the wrong context Biggles | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis? Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? " oh ha ha ha ha ha. | |||
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"Bingo must be over early tonight lot of auld ones in here some women to gossip pint there mate " Charming !! | |||
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"Ooooh biggles, may I please have a southern comfort and White please, oh actually make it a double Oh I ll have one of those also please Biggles,it's been awhile ha ha only if ur good goldie. Oh I'm good ha ha i find that hard to believe goldie ha ha. Think you took that in the wrong context Biggles " pmsl goldie ha ha ha. | |||
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"A nice pint of bud. I don't care it's a school night. And a packet of dry roasted peanuts. And put the music up please ...." A pint it of bud it is lol. | |||
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"hey Biggs.....can you make Porn Star Martinis? Is that the one he stirs with his dipstick? " the very one | |||
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"Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman " ah here yea go ball hun have a goodone. | |||
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"MeL what's d story about tomorow lunchtime " Ever hear of discretion??? Won't be revealing anything in a packed bar. Will pm you tomorrow as arranged | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end " DING DING DING BONG the bells ringing now cj. | |||
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"Still waiting for my cocktail Mr biggles or lowlandman " Sorry think Lowland s slightly distracted............. | |||
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"Can I have a Heineken. How is all " All is grand inde and a heinie its is. | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end " I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up " spoil sport lol ha ha ha | |||
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"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on " Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way. | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up spoil sport lol ha ha ha " I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend? | |||
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"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way. " You read my mind | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up spoil sport lol ha ha ha I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend? " hmmm let me see how about the biggler lol. | |||
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"Hey Biggs ring the bell there for the ladies to flash their boobs Stick on another pint while ur down that end I've been flashing mine all night......not one offer of a drink. I may cover them up spoil sport lol ha ha ha I might have another drink first.....whaddya recommend? hmmm let me see how about the biggler lol." sounds interesting.......gimme one of those | |||
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"Biggles...Any chance of a stiff one I need one after all the shite goings on Ah stiffie it is lol (drink everyone) on the way. You read my mind " ha ha ha ha lol | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir " shots on the way and first ones are free. | |||
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"Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall?.. The cocktail of course " Haha no tails allowed only cock u want it u have to take it all | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir " Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir " Oh candy, I knew I loved ya | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray " Not ur first time | |||
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"Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!! " two pints of heino it is mate. | |||
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"Lets do shots. Line them up Mr Biggles please sir Mmmmmmm........on a school night too. Being lend astray Not ur first time " Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately | |||
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"Who said shots? bottoms up!" Me, or the shots. | |||
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"Who said shots? bottoms up! Me, or the shots. " You always come first before the shots Candy | |||
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" Not ur first time Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately" Its the company ur keeping dirty men | |||
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"Throw me on two pints of Heineken there!! two pints of heino it is mate. " fuck it I doubt they'll last too long. Throw me on a third for good luck | |||
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" Not ur first time Lol.......being lead astray quite abit lately Its the company ur keeping dirty men " But thats how i like my men | |||
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"Sure I'll get the bottle to share, Red please, Squish in beside Belle for a catch up x" Always love chatting with my favourite girl | |||
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"Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance " You made it!! Fancy a dance? | |||
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"Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw " woops sorry was perving there lol ftershock was it here yea go. | |||
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"Will someone put money in the dukebox ffs - I need a dance You made it!! Fancy a dance? " Just in - let me get a drink - and wait for the slow ones. | |||
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"Blue after shock with cola, please! Oh and piece of lemon..and don't forget straw woops sorry was perving there lol ftershock was it here yea go." Thank you kind barmen | |||
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