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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mam 5 more minutes all i want is 5 more mintues in bed ffs. Covers his ears with the pillows. Get the fuck outa my room mom its Sat ffs.
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......you live with your mommy. ...lol |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning everyone! it's pajamas day! hell yes slide over we can spoon 
hey! spooning leads to forking my friend halol ouch crash and burn hardy "
Jayus hardy don't crash yet at least wait till she's finished forking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all, sooooo pissed off, first sat I have off in bloody ages and the stupid bitch next door wakes me at 8, I could honestly kill her "
Lol how did she wake u ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song....  "
..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..  |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. .. "
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead "
......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... . |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... ."
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too "
.....laid by our own hens.... |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens.... "
Hens lay toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast "
.....ah....another city dweller.... |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast "
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out "
Hope its not burnt .
The toast I mean |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out
Hope its not burnt .
The toast I mean"
As she puts her toast into the bin |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast .....ah....another city dweller...."
Baramhas,old English pheasant fowl,vorkwrks, Indian runners, moscoveys,ruddy shell,calls and others amongst out flock but not a toastie in sight |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out
Hope its not burnt .
The toast I mean
As she puts her toast into the bin "
Burn fecking water some would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast .....ah....another city dweller....
Baramhas,old English pheasant fowl,vorkwrks, Indian runners, moscoveys,ruddy shell,calls and others amongst out flock but not a toastie in sight"
......jaysus. ...that Google is a fierce yoke... |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out
Hope its not burnt .
The toast I mean
As she puts her toast into the bin
Burn fecking water some would "
I was busy commenting Cj and forgot to put water into the kettle but did switch it on |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out
Hope its not burnt .
The toast I mean
As she puts her toast into the bin
Burn fecking water some would
I was busy commenting Cj and forgot to put water into the kettle but did switch it on "
yea yea I know what u were doing |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast .....ah....another city dweller....
Baramhas,old English pheasant fowl,vorkwrks, Indian runners, moscoveys,ruddy shell,calls and others amongst out flock but not a toastie in sight......jaysus. ...that Google is a fierce yoke..."
Nope not a google search in sight |
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning.. I like mine with a kiss
Morning fabbers ........like my eggs....unfertilised....
That's not the next line to my song.... ..ok.. go for it...we will join in the chorus. ..
You ruined the moment, I'm having toast instead ......we apologise unreservedly. ..we're from the country you see... .
So,,, you have eggs and toast there too .....laid by our own hens....
Hens lay toast
I'd say that's sore squeezing a large sliced pan out
Hope its not burnt .
The toast I mean
As she puts her toast into the bin
Burn fecking water some would
I was busy commenting Cj and forgot to put water into the kettle but did switch it on yea yea I know what u were doing "
Well I own one pair of hands only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning
Morning and I have a question?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea??? 
Thanks - now I've got Spongebob in my head  "
haha! i can take his place  songebob square pants! |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
Enniskillen |
"Good morning
Morning and I have a question?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea???
Thanks - now I've got Spongebob in my head
Crabby patties for breakfast is it
Wheres squidward "
I've just seen Spongebob in a new light |
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"Good morning
Morning and I have a question?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea???
Thanks - now I've got Spongebob in my head
Crabby patties for breakfast is it
Wheres squidward "
Peeping over your Spongebob boxers |
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