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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok just looking to see if were like minded or openminded  if you were going to a swing/swink party and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel  "
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms, lube and Roger ( just in case)
You just wasted your third pick! Why would you need Roger when I'm there "
Did say just in case  hmmmm maybe some music so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms, lube and Roger ( just in case)
You just wasted your third pick! Why would you need Roger when I'm there
Did say just in case hmmmm maybe some music so "
That would be a better choice  |
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By *an19Man
over a year ago
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"Ok just looking to see if were like minded or openminded if you were going to a swing/swink party and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be ???? "
You, condoms & a horse whip.
Giddy up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just looking to see if were like minded or openminded if you were going to a swing/swink party and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be ???? "
You and two more just like you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok just looking to see if were like minded or openminded if you were going to a swing/swink party and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be ????
You, condoms & a horse whip.
Giddy up. "
Yee ha lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok just looking to see if were like minded or openminded if you were going to a swing/swink party and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be ????
You and two more just like you."
Your not very safe are ya  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Condoms jump leads and a packet of hob nobs
Jump leads for what??? lol to get the lift pump fired up again
viagra does the same thing
Or u could just get on ur knees
And say ahhhhh "
Slurp |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Condoms jump leads and a packet of hob nobs
Jump leads for what??? lol to get the lift pump fired up again
viagra does the same thing
Or u could just get on ur knees
And say ahhhhh poor Cj you may bring a resuscitator lol thank god for auto correct "
No fear even when I am at my worst it manages to stand (so far anyway)
Do they make T shaped coffins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms jump leads and a packet of hob nobs
Jump leads for what??? lol to get the lift pump fired up again
viagra does the same thing
Or u could just get on ur knees
And say ahhhhh poor Cj you may bring a resuscitator lol thank god for auto correct
No fear even when I am at my worst it manages to stand (so far anyway)
Do they make T shaped coffins :
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what a great business idea for the dragons den lol... Or just get a hammer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms, A lady lol, Sun tan oil.
Oh i said a lady because i didnt want to offend anyone by leaving someone out. but it def be a lucky fabber lol."
Very diplomatic you sluuuut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms, A lady lol, Sun tan oil.
Oh i said a lady because i didnt want to offend anyone by leaving someone out. but it def be a lucky fabber lol.
Very diplomatic you sluuuut "
ha ha ha it had to be done lol. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Condoms jump leads and a packet of hob nobs
Jump leads for what??? lol to get the lift pump fired up again
viagra does the same thing
Or u could just get on ur knees
And say ahhhhh poor Cj you may bring a resuscitator lol thank god for auto correct
No fear even when I am at my worst it manages to stand (so far anyway)
Do they make T shaped coffins :
what a great business idea for the dragons den lol... Or just get a hammer "
Even in my happy place u intend inflicting pain on me we may just have to see who gets the upper hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms jump leads and a packet of hob nobs
Jump leads for what??? lol to get the lift pump fired up again
viagra does the same thing
Or u could just get on ur knees
And say ahhhhh poor Cj you may bring a resuscitator lol thank god for auto correct
No fear even when I am at my worst it manages to stand (so far anyway)
Do they make T shaped coffins :
what a great business idea for the dragons den lol... Or just get a hammer
Even in my happy place u intend inflicting pain on me we may just have to see who gets the upper hand "
I'm sorry Cj I'll be gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
You can bring a big a cane and discipline him
"
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"Ok just looking to see if were like minded or openminded if you were going to a swing/swink party and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be ???? "
I'll only bring two things you,and condoms no need for baggage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
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why the handcuffs ? ...
if your on a desert island where will they escape to |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Why do u say that with an evil glint in ur eye shit you have me Sussed
I had u sussed a long time ago knew it was only time before u let ur guard down why Cj I'm flattered you noticed little moi "
I couldn't miss u that ass PIC made me stand and take notice
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"Tin opener. Swiss army knife and mag lite
Swiss army knife has a tin opener. What a waist of an item  "
come on....waste of time....what happens when you get the munchies and your presented with a tin of curried beans......you will hd delighted with the tin opener....as for the swiss army knife...its got a scissors....always handy....tooth pick....screwdriver..cork screw....bottle opener...always sought after at any sort of gathering |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do u say that with an evil glint in ur eye shit you have me Sussed
I had u sussed a long time ago knew it was only time before u let ur guard down why Cj I'm flattered you noticed little moi
I couldn't miss u that ass PIC made me stand and take notice
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Attention ( military) style lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
You can bring a big a cane and discipline him
"
Discipline..   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
You can bring a big a cane and discipline him
Discipline.. "
Respect my authority lol bring the cuffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
You can bring a big a cane and discipline him
Discipline..
Respect my authority lol bring the cuffs "
I need to bing her as well minx and cuffs are such a vivid dream need turned to reality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
You can bring a big a cane and discipline him
Discipline..
Respect my authority lol bring the cuffs
I need to bing her as well minx and cuffs are such a vivid dream need turned to reality "
You'll need a helicopter to bring that dream together lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Condoms,, lube and a towel
My my you are always ready with the answers it brilliant if get the same but handcuffs instead of towel so
Condoms - Flavored Lube - Handcuffs
Im very dissapointed
You can bring a big a cane and discipline him
Discipline..
Respect my authority lol bring the cuffs
I need to bing her as well minx and cuffs are such a vivid dream need turned to reality
You'll need a helicopter to bring that dream together lol "
Or a little trip down the road which ever ends with cuffs and minx |
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"Tin opener. Swiss army knife and mag lite
Swiss army knife has a tin opener. What a waist of an item come on....waste of time....what happens when you get the munchies and your presented with a tin of curried beans......you will hd delighted with the tin opener....as for the swiss army knife...its got a
scissors....always handy....tooth
pick....screwdriver..cork screw....bottle opener...always sought after at any sort of gathering"
No i mean the tin opener, as you all ready have one in the Swiss Army Knife, so no need for the tin opener |
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