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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss,

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss, "

Lol no!!!! It's her orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss,

Lol no!!!! It's her orgasm "

...that ...or ive been getting pissed on for yrs....lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good"."

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that "

okay. ..orgasmic piddling then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)"
...nothing to do with the shape of your hands. ..its how you apply them...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good"."

Lol lol love this

Op it's NOT feckin piss!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that okay. ..orgasmic piddling then..."

Only if you look like a newbie, piddling takes ages, I prefer 'orgasmic gushing'.

Knew I should have worked harder on my kegels...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that okay. ..orgasmic piddling then..."

The tsunami effect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)...nothing to do with the shape of your hands. ..its how you apply them...lol"

Oh? Not cupped around your mouth yelling "please look at meeeeeeee"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that okay. ..orgasmic piddling then...

Only if you look like a newbie, piddling takes ages, I prefer 'orgasmic gushing'.

Knew I should have worked harder on my kegels..."

I can't help it if im polite. .

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

It actually nothing to do with a man's hand's it's about the women letting go some won't cause sensation it like wanting to go to toilet.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)"

It's about the motion in the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's peeing with excitement. Only about 50% contain trace chemicals that are associated with orgasm.

Scans have proven the bladder fills and empties and that the liquid is 99.9% urine, with the additional chemicals usually being lubrication and in some women a trace chemical that is excreted from womens "prostate" (skenes) gland (that is an indicator a real orgasam happened).

A woman squirting does not mean she has orgasmed. It just means her bladder emptied.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Told ya.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"It's peeing with excitement. Only about 50% contain trace chemicals that are associated with orgasm.

Scans have proven the bladder fills and empties and that the liquid is 99.9% urine, with the additional chemicals usually being lubrication and in some women a trace chemical that is excreted from womens "prostate" (skenes) gland (that is an indicator a real orgasam happened).

A woman squirting does not mean she has orgasmed. It just means her bladder emptied."

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done "

Ain't that the truth!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


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Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth! "

I'm nodding in silence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done "

Nearly everyone has to pee after sex. They think its our bodies cleaning itself out. Urine is sterile (in most people) and a spermicide.

They even have scans of an empty bladder filling just before squirting, emptying, and then refilling straight after squirting (why the bladder fills so fast no one knows yet).

Its possible you are orgasming when you squirt, only you know. As a guy, I cant say I made a girl cum just because she squirted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now I need to pee!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


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Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth! "

And theres me saying I don't do watersports

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around


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Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence "

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!! "

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The smell of piss changes depending on a lot of things, how long its been in the bladder, what you ate etc, it does not have a single smell.

If you insist it is not piss, then what organ makes the liquid, can you point it out on a diagram of the human body please.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"The smell of piss changes depending on a lot of things, how long its been in the bladder, what you ate etc, it does not have a single smell.

If you insist it is not piss, then what organ makes the liquid, can you point it out on a diagram of the human body please."

Heres the medical bit,,its prostate plasma produced by the skenes gland or a woman's prostate...It can be a clear white liquid but not necessarily as thin in volume as urine,, it depends on individual women in the production of the liquid

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around


"The smell of piss changes depending on a lot of things, how long its been in the bladder, what you ate etc, it does not have a single smell.

If you insist it is not piss, then what organ makes the liquid, can you point it out on a diagram of the human body please."

Am the utereus maybe. I've always described it to the sensation of when my waters break in childbirth.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"The smell of piss changes depending on a lot of things, how long its been in the bladder, what you ate etc, it does not have a single smell.

If you insist it is not piss, then what organ makes the liquid, can you point it out on a diagram of the human body please.

Am the utereus maybe. I've always described it to the sensation of when my waters break in childbirth. "

That's true,, a feeling of pressure before ejaculation causes the sensation .... It's deadly too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good"."

OMG Candy....you've ruined all my amazing fab memories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss, "

popcorn anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow "

sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"The smell of piss changes depending on a lot of things, how long its been in the bladder, what you ate etc, it does not have a single smell.

If you insist it is not piss, then what organ makes the liquid, can you point it out on a diagram of the human body please.

Heres the medical bit,,its prostate plasma produced by the skenes gland or a woman's prostate...It can be a clear white liquid but not necessarily as thin in volume as urine,, it depends on individual women in the production of the liquid "

That is secreted trough the same tube as urine hence the first of it may have traces of urea in it generally when a woman squirts she does not nessiarly orgasm

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"The smell of piss changes depending on a lot of things, how long its been in the bladder, what you ate etc, it does not have a single smell.

If you insist it is not piss, then what organ makes the liquid, can you point it out on a diagram of the human body please.

Heres the medical bit,,its prostate plasma produced by the skenes gland or a woman's prostate...It can be a clear white liquid but not necessarily as thin in volume as urine,, it depends on individual women in the production of the liquid

That is secreted trough the same tube as urine hence the first of it may have traces of urea in it generally when a woman squirts she does not nessiarly orgasm "

Well it's a bullseye for me

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. .."

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss, "

Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet "

...do you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss, "

Who cares once she's enjoying herself??

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you? "

Ive been told on numerous occasions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions "

ah...hearsay evidence. ..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. .."

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist

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By *ong riderMan  over a year ago

belfast


"When a girl squirts, is that the girl having a piss,

popcorn anyone?"

What an educational thread! But what role has popcorn in the the procedure?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist "

lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ..."

Spilled violently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently "

...sippy cup?...lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol"

Jugfuls is there even such a word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word "

..of course there is....in your world. ....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ...."

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird "

..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol"

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol "

...ye it doesn't seem important when your legs are buckling I suppose. ...lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol ...ye it doesn't seem important when your legs are buckling I suppose. ...lol"

Doesn't seem sexy somehow having to use a jug for fluid measurement when all ye wanna do is let it go,,, shit I'm singing that damn song now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol ...ye it doesn't seem important when your legs are buckling I suppose. ...lol

Doesn't seem sexy somehow having to use a jug for fluid measurement when all ye wanna do is let it go,,, shit I'm singing that damn song now "

lol...you lie in the wet spot then....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol ...ye it doesn't seem important when your legs are buckling I suppose. ...lol

Doesn't seem sexy somehow having to use a jug for fluid measurement when all ye wanna do is let it go,,, shit I'm singing that damn song now lol...you lie in the wet spot then...."

That's why plastic sheeting is so handy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol ...ye it doesn't seem important when your legs are buckling I suppose. ...lol

Doesn't seem sexy somehow having to use a jug for fluid measurement when all ye wanna do is let it go,,, shit I'm singing that damn song now lol...you lie in the wet spot then....

That's why plastic sheeting is so handy "

...you just made the Christmas card list

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done

Ain't that the truth!

I'm nodding in silence

You'd imagine it would smell like piss then!!!

Was told mine tasted sweet ...

Sweet piss just doesn't sit right with me somehow sweet piss....kinda like sweet chilli sauce. ...its just so wrong. ..

I don't even like sweet things so I dunno how I taste sweet ...do you?

Ive been told on numerous occasions ah...hearsay evidence. ..

As much as I'd like to be a contortionist lol....cup.....or maybe your cup runneth over. ...

Spilled violently ...sippy cup?...lol

Jugfuls is there even such a word ..of course there is....in your world. ....

I'm saying it out loud here,, it sounds weird ..well Kate can flood the place. ...but never measured the actual quantity. ...lol

It's not high on my to do list either... Lol ...ye it doesn't seem important when your legs are buckling I suppose. ...lol

Doesn't seem sexy somehow having to use a jug for fluid measurement when all ye wanna do is let it go,,, shit I'm singing that damn song now lol...you lie in the wet spot then....

That's why plastic sheeting is so handy ...you just made the Christmas card list "

I'm bowing down as youve made me feel so privileged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

"

lol let us have our fantasy. ...squirt.....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

"

I'm confused myself now!!

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple  over a year ago

Nearby


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that "

Were u wetting itself or having an orgasm? Hmmmm, the dilemma

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple  over a year ago

Nearby


"Sometimes...we just have to go so we invented a new word, and started just going...well, whenever. Haven't you ever been approached by a woman at a bus stop/train station for a bit of 'youknowwhat' only to drop the hand and all of a sudden, she's soaking wet? Followed by "ooh, you're good".

Ok i just wet meself laughing at that

Were u wetting itself or having an orgasm? Hmmmm, the dilemma "

Urself* f**king autocorrect

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By *owdyBoobyMan  over a year ago

limerick


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)...nothing to do with the shape of your hands. ..its how you apply them...lol"

Very very true.

Many men claim to be able to make women squirt but most cant.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple  over a year ago

Nearby


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)...nothing to do with the shape of your hands. ..its how you apply them...lol

Very very true.

Many men claim to be able to make women squirt but most cant."

Niall is the only man so far that has made me squirt

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

"

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........"

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? "

thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee..."

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking "

love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol"

Just do as your told

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told "

....(sits quietly in corner)

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)"

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy "

have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. .. "

Wanna show me??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? "

..lol our latest pic....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic...."

I'm feeling the pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain "

you approve? ....lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol"

I'll sit in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner "

......there's a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Squirt on me any time miss dirty

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl "

You have me cornered now

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Squirt on me any time miss dirty "

It could be pee J....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Squirt on me any time miss dirty

It could be pee J.... "

I trust you

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Squirt on me any time miss dirty

It could be pee J....

I trust you "

Glad I have your vote of confidence

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around

Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health"

Will my avocado green bathroom suite give a false reading?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's peeing with excitement. Only about 50% contain trace chemicals that are associated with orgasm.

Scans have proven the bladder fills and empties and that the liquid is 99.9% urine, with the additional chemicals usually being lubrication and in some women a trace chemical that is excreted from womens "prostate" (skenes) gland (that is an indicator a real orgasam happened).

A woman squirting does not mean she has orgasmed. It just means her bladder emptied."

I LOVE YOU

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health"

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold. "

Amazeballs

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold. "

Ua may need to get that looked at

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By *obbie65Man  over a year ago

kildare

It doesn't taste of piss , or smell like piss. It's feels more slippery like natural lubricant.

Also I haven't noticed a woman's thighs quiver when they pee - I have seen that when squirting.

No expert here - but all good in the varied experiences that fabland offers.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"It doesn't taste of piss , or smell like piss. It's feels more slippery like natural lubricant.

Also I haven't noticed a woman's thighs quiver when they pee - I have seen that when squirting.

No expert here - but all good in the varied experiences that fabland offers.

"

Wahay!!!!! well said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's peeing with excitement. Only about 50% contain trace chemicals that are associated with orgasm.

Scans have proven the bladder fills and empties and that the liquid is 99.9% urine, with the additional chemicals usually being lubrication and in some women a trace chemical that is excreted from womens "prostate" (skenes) gland (that is an indicator a real orgasam happened).

A woman squirting does not mean she has orgasmed. It just means her bladder emptied.

Then ive been peeing half my damn life so and still needed to pee after the deed is done "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold.

Ua may need to get that looked at "

So true C.J.

Any ladies care to look at it?My pee that is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)...nothing to do with the shape of your hands. ..its how you apply them...lol"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold.

Ua may need to get that looked at

So true C.J.

Any ladies care to look at it?My pee that is "

It's waste fluid for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold.

Ua may need to get that looked at

So true C.J.

Any ladies care to look at it?My pee that is

It's waste fluid for a reason "

To you and me is it might be waste fluid. But there are people that find it useful

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Just in case your wondering what the colour of your pee means:

http://magazine.good.is/infographics/pee-says-about-your-health

My pee is blue and black. No wait, it's white and gold.

Ua may need to get that looked at

So true C.J.

Any ladies care to look at it?My pee that is

It's waste fluid for a reason

To you and me is it might be waste fluid. But there are people that find it useful "

Maybe but I declare i dont do watersports so that's me out of the loop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better out than in I say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now "

cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ..."

Can I come out now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now "

aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi... "

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long "

you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)... "

Duh you never told me to come out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out "

......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. .... "

I don't want an ass like Kates

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates "

.....she asked for it......literally. ..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. .. "

Brave lady!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! "

....fun was had by all....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all.... "

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all....

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl "

....so your not ruling it out completely. ...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all....

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl ....so your not ruling it out completely. ... "

I'm totally ruling it out,,my back is staying firmly against the wall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all....

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl ....so your not ruling it out completely. ...

I'm totally ruling it out,,my back is staying firmly against the wall "

.......chicken. ...

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)"

I dare you...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all....

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl ....so your not ruling it out completely. ...

I'm totally ruling it out,,my back is staying firmly against the wall .......chicken. ... "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you... "

Game On!!!!!

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all....

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl ....so your not ruling it out completely. ...

I'm totally ruling it out,,my back is staying firmly against the wall .......chicken. ...

Definitely "

.......wheres your sense of adventure?

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By *tanonieMan  over a year ago

killorglin

Jesus its getting very technical on here Ijust go with the flow eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!

"

You know where I am

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By *isdirtygirlWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"This is like a fuck kiss pass thread...

Piss

or

Squirt...

I'm confused myself now!!

we like the idea that its some kind of orgasmic honey. ...not so gone on pee........

Course it's orgasmic honey,, us women produce the stuff right? thank christ...here was me thinking I was licking pee...

I think we ve come to the conclusion that it's not pee so keep licking love it when you get all masterful. ..lol

Just do as your told ....(sits quietly in corner)

Good boy have you seen kates ass.....be afraid. ....be very afraid. ..

Wanna show me?? ..lol our latest pic....

I'm feeling the pain you approve? ....lol

I'll sit in the corner ......there's a good girl

You have me cornered now cornered isnt good im guessing. ...

Can I come out now aren't you already out. ...must have read your profile wrong. ...thought you were bi...

Ive an ass like lard from sitting there so long you've been on the naughty step all this time? ... ( avoids remarks about ladies bottoms)...

Duh you never told me to come out ......I never realised I was so masterful. ....

I don't want an ass like Kates .....she asked for it......literally. ..

Brave lady!!!! ....fun was had by all....

I'd be on a rubber ring if I had that done,, she's a very brave girl ....so your not ruling it out completely. ...

I'm totally ruling it out,,my back is staying firmly against the wall .......chicken. ...

Definitely .......wheres your sense of adventure? "

It's in my ass against the wall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!

You know where I am "

..........is this like....." thanks for a great meet. ..you know who you are"... bullshit?

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!

You know where I am "

Pity so far away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!

You know where I am ..........is this like....." thanks for a great meet. ..you know who you are"... bullshit?"

*hugs*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!

You know where I am

Pity so far away "

You're definition of far away is an hour?

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick


"I've a special knack (nack???) for making women squirt (piss) I think it's shape of my hands.. (they're normal)

I dare you...

Game On!!!!!

You know where I am

Pity so far away

You're definition of far away is an hour? "

Make it 1,5 hour from my place lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love heart I wonder where halfway is

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick

In the middle of the field somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the middle of the field somewhere... "
classy

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick


"In the middle of the field somewhere... classy"

U like classy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the middle of the field somewhere... classy

U like classy"

At times

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By *oveheart666Woman  over a year ago

limerick


"In the middle of the field somewhere... classy

U like classy

At times "

Lovely

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