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My parents used to take students years ago mainly Japanese. My daughter at the time was a toddler. His English was very limited I was on the floor playing with my daughter. She at this stage at the other side of the room. The lad walked in and sat on the sofa I jumped up pitting my arms out saying 'Come on darling bath time for you" obviously meaning for my daughter.
He jumped up saying ok yes please.
With that i said " oh no not you your a big boy you bath yourself "
My partner at the time was sitting in the other chair crying with laughter.
For the time left the student had he avoided me like the plague. |
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"My parents used to take students years ago mainly Japanese. My daughter at the time was a toddler. His English was very limited I was on the floor playing with my daughter. She at this stage at the other side of the room. The lad walked in and sat on the sofa I jumped up pitting my arms out saying 'Come on darling bath time for you" obviously meaning for my daughter.
He jumped up saying ok yes please.
With that i said " oh no not you your a big boy you bath yourself "
My partner at the time was sitting in the other chair crying with laughter.
For the time left the student had he avoided me like the plague. "
Lol hilarious  |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"My parents used to take students years ago mainly Japanese. My daughter at the time was a toddler. His English was very limited I was on the floor playing with my daughter. She at this stage at the other side of the room. The lad walked in and sat on the sofa I jumped up pitting my arms out saying 'Come on darling bath time for you" obviously meaning for my daughter.
He jumped up saying ok yes please.
With that i said " oh no not you your a big boy you bath yourself "
My partner at the time was sitting in the other chair crying with laughter.
For the time left the student had he avoided me like the plague. "
you can bath me anytime ill bring my rubber ducky  |
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"Texting my male not attractive to me in any way manager a "thank you for the great anal earlier...It made my day" message. Obviously I meant email but predictive text fucked me over  
Aw im crying laughing here at that!!!  "
Feckin predictive text!!
Or Freudian slip?  |
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"Texting my male not attractive to me in any way manager a "thank you for the great anal earlier...It made my day" message. Obviously I meant email but predictive text fucked me over
Aw im crying laughing here at that!!!
Feckin predictive text!!
Or Freudian slip? "
Definitely not a Freudian slip for him! !  ...now if he was hot and dominant that might have been the case lol  |
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Bringing an older woman back to the parents place I met on a night out. The walls are kinda thin and the morning session didnt help either but as she went downstairs to get a taxi all I could hear upstairs were footsteps then my mom "gillian!?" To which the reply was "maura!!??" And then 2 awkward hello's. Didnt speak to my mom for about 3 days after that hahaha I've used different names here also |
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"Bringing an older woman back to the parents place I met on a night out. The walls are kinda thin and the morning session didnt help either but as she went downstairs to get a taxi all I could hear upstairs were footsteps then my mom "gillian!?" To which the reply was "maura!!??" And then 2 awkward hello's. Didnt speak to my mom for about 3 days after that hahaha I've used different names here also"
rotflmao |
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Family member not me.
Woke up killed with haemorrhoids went to bathroom cabinet for the cream.
Slapped it on seconds later burning sensation.
Turned the light on to discover it was deep heat cream not the piles cream spent the night in a cold bath |
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I've had so many... my most recent, Thought I was alone in the gym one night, Nicki minaj Anaconda comes on, my headphones are in I started doing the dance in the Gym in front of the big mirrors, i was really going for it and half the men's team come in I don't see them, And they see my whole "performance" gyrating, grinding & twerking against the dumbell stand, haven't lived it down
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By (user no longer on site)
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I went into the post office once anyway instead of handing the lady the behind the counter 4 euro for a tv stamp .I handed over a condom that was in my wallet ha ha |
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By *igsonMan
over a year ago
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"I've had so many... my most recent, Thought I was alone in the gym one night, Nicki minaj Anaconda comes on, my headphones are in I started doing the dance in the Gym in front of the big mirrors, i was really going for it and half the men's team come in I don't see them, And they see my whole "performance" gyrating, grinding & twerking against the dumbell stand, haven't lived it down
I think u shld join my gym I love to see that
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I was texting my sister recently about a night out we'd had and #bestnightever but my phone auto corrected to #belfastwhores (because I had looked up the twitter page with the fab pics on it) that was a tough one to explain |
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"I was texting my sister recently about a night out we'd had and #bestnightever but my phone auto corrected to #belfastwhores (because I had looked up the twitter page with the fab pics on it) that was a tough one to explain "
Belfast whores ? Time to head to Twitter I think |
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picked up older women at local went back to hers had great time following weekend my mom came home and told me that older women was her friend and had told i was a great shag lol didnt know where to turn |
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"I was texting my sister recently about a night out we'd had and #bestnightever but my phone auto corrected to #belfastwhores (because I had looked up the twitter page with the fab pics on it) that was a tough one to explain
Belfast whores ? Time to head to Twitter I think"
I went looking for it so I could report it, some eejit stole a load of pics from fab and made a twitter page with them it was really bad form  |
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"I was texting my sister recently about a night out we'd had and #bestnightever but my phone auto corrected to #belfastwhores (because I had looked up the twitter page with the fab pics on it) that was a tough one to explain
Belfast whores ? Time to head to Twitter I think
I went looking for it so I could report it, some eejit stole a load of pics from fab and made a twitter page with them it was really bad form "
Oh now that is bad form altogether |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nothing sexual ..... Sitting in the classroom one day.... Half asleep
Raised my hand and said " hi mammy I need to go to the toilet"
Never lived it down for 4 years. Lol |
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I was 16 or so drinking in the park as you do at 16 I was with a girl at the time and we got it on, I shoved my cock up to hard and snapped the bit off skin on my foreskin lol it was bleeding bad I felt a lil sting didn't think much of it, so as I finished I pulled out my lil friend to find blood all down there,I said you could of told me it was that time of the month, she says its not me an I discovered it was my winky and collapsed woke up on the deck with her and her mates standing over me I'll never live that down lol |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"I've had so many... my most recent, Thought I was alone in the gym one night, Nicki minaj Anaconda comes on, my headphones are in I started doing the dance in the Gym in front of the big mirrors, i was really going for it and half the men's team come in I don't see them, And they see my whole "performance" gyrating, grinding & twerking against the dumbell stand, haven't lived it down
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now thats a sight I want to see |
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This happens quite a bit. Waitress brings meal and says 'enjoy' to which I reply 'you too.' Person at check in desk says 'enjoy your flight' to which I reply 'you too.' |
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"This happens quite a bit. Waitress brings meal and says 'enjoy' to which I reply 'you too.' Person at check in desk says 'enjoy your flight' to which I reply 'you too.'"
PURE MORTO |
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By *an19Man
over a year ago
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Ok I was about 16, at my girlfriend house. When I went in herself and her mother were in the sitting room, M (my girlfriend) was lying on the couch under a blanket, I sat down on a arm chair beside her and was talking to her mother for a few min. M's parents were going out for a while so when they left I couldn't hold back. Myself and M started going at it, after going down on her and getting her off it was my turn, God we were going at it hot and heavy and just before I blew the load we heard the front door open , I jumped off and trying to pull up my pants the sitting room door opened and in walks the mother. I sat down quick and tried to cover myself with M's blanket , my pants were still half way down and I had a horn I could have beat loins into a den with. M was naked from the waist down but fully covered by the blanket , she was grand. M's mother sat down right accross from me. I was still trying to pull my pants up under the blanket while sitting down, not a easy job and been hawk eyed all the time. After about what felt like a life time I just stood up in front of her pulled up my pants and walked out. God it was so embarrassing but I had to go. I never went back to the house after that. |
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with a girl on her couch, my hand has been busy at her clit
she rolls me on my back and proceeds to give me a blowjob
while she is busy her dog gets busy licking my outstretched hand that I had been using
i just let the dog lick away
worrying that he was accustomed to the taste |
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By *an19Man
over a year ago
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"with a girl on her couch, my hand has been busy at her clit
she rolls me on my back and proceeds to give me a blowjob
while she is busy her dog gets busy licking my outstretched hand that I had been using
i just let the dog lick away
worrying that he was accustomed to the taste"
He was probably wondering where was the peanut butter. |
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After spending the night in a girls house, I was told to go and have breakfast with mammy and daddy, everything was going well until the mother asked if I slept with her daughter, Jesus I nearly died... |
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"with a girl on her couch, my hand has been busy at her clit
she rolls me on my back and proceeds to give me a blowjob
while she is busy her dog gets busy licking my outstretched hand that I had been using
i just let the dog lick away
worrying that he was accustomed to the taste
He was probably wondering where was the peanut butter."
haha nice |
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"After spending the night in a girls house, I was told to go and have breakfast with mammy and daddy, everything was going well until the mother asked if I slept with her daughter, Jesus I nearly died... "
did you not say yeah and you are next? |
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Best thread on here in a while I'm in stitches at these stories was talking too a woman today who's not long out of a mental hospital when she mentioned some one I said too her don't mind that lad he's stone mad then the penny dropped what I'd said and I scuttled away |
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"Best thread on here in a while I'm in stitches at these stories was talking too a woman today who's not long out of a mental hospital when she mentioned some one I said too her don't mind that lad he's stone mad then the penny dropped what I'd said and I scuttled away"
was reffing a Gaa match in west cork, a mixed match with girls and boys. The girls are allowed to pick the ball the directly from the floor, but the guys have to put their foot under the ball to jab it into their hands. Well a guy came out and and picked the ball straight off the floor so I blew the whistle and gave a free. The guy said what was that for and I explained the guys need to put their foot under the ball but girls can pick it straight off the floor, and he/she said but I am a girl,I nearly died |
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Was going at it hot and heavy one night with a girl who was. ..lets say slightly noisy. ....I tried to shut her up....but fuck she was moaning loudly. ...her dad put his head round the door. ..and said....ffs shut up. ..you have all in the house wakened. ...never to return. ... |
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Went to a wedding years ago with my then gf and after spending the day drinking went up to our room where we both conked. Next think I know ( I was sleep walking ) and woke up outside in the hall with only my boxers on. Banging on door but gf was out of it and didn't hear me. Took elevator down to reception where I told the guy on reception I'd lost my key.that was fine till we were checking out in morning and told the girls my room number and they both pissed themselves laughing. I never did explain to my confused gf what they were laughing about lol |
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