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This is impossible !!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've been on here a few months and had a couple of chats etc with several people .. But damn .. It's difficult to get verified via a meet ( even a beer / coffee in a public place !!!!)

Suggestions / volunteers anybody ?

Thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been on here a few months and had a couple of chats etc with several people .. But damn .. It's difficult to get verified via a meet ( even a beer / coffee in a public place !!!!)

Suggestions / volunteers anybody ?

Thanks in advance"

Athlone next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to ask

Why is your cock sticking out of chives/grass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would love to but working all week.. Thanks for the kind offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ha ha ... It was nearby ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would love to but working all week.. Thanks for the kind offer

At night time as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thats true ! Can you be flexible on time ?

Feeling loved already .. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have to ask

Why is your cock sticking out of chives/grass?"

I had to look...

are you about to squat on a pot plant?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would love to but working all week.. Thanks for the kind offer

Maybe if you tried to adapt, even just a little bit, you might have more success...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

change your profile pic a good body shot also change ur profile a small bit get rid of the bio bit, join in on the forums and get noticed hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's something I never thought of .. I like the outdoors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thats true ! Can you be flexible on time ?

Feeling loved already .. Thanks "

Well what time suits you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"change your profile pic a good body shot also change ur profile a small bit get rid of the bio bit, join in on the forums and get noticed hope this helps."

I don't find anything wrong with your bio bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks ... I'll take all the tips you folks advise .. And be more flexible when possible .. I think I was just getting fed up with the lack of response / interest ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think your profile is fine though I'd rethink the public pic with the plant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you in Athlone this day week then 8pm -11.30 (close)

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

Looks like you're teabagging a punk in your pic

Lots of socials seem to be happening so get yourself to 1. And your profile is fine but some more pics. And have an avatar pic.way more likely to get reply. Imo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you have written is fine, but I need more pics. It's not just guys who are visual

And lose the greenery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See you in Athlone this day week then 8pm -11.30 (close)

He's not available

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See you in Athlone this day week then 8pm -11.30 (close)

He's not available "
he didnt even ask what time or details or anything. Just immediately dismissed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See you in Athlone this day week then 8pm -11.30 (close)

He's not available "
they never are ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's weird that a plant has you dripping out of the top of your willy

or were you just watering the plant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See you in Athlone this day week then 8pm -11.30 (close)

He's not available he didnt even ask what time or details or anything. Just immediately dismissed.

I PMd and the night didnt suit. Ill give him the benefit of the doubt cos he suggested another night and I feel bad now for bringing up his greenery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's weird that a plant has you dripping out of the top of your willy

or were you just watering the plant

You said willy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am starting to think again that it is all natural selection and it should stay that way.

If an adult man cannot figure it out for himself how to make things work, what's the point to hand things to him on a silver platter. He will later pretend that he is more than he really is and fool others on the site. There are plenty of single lads here that have no problems with getting verified or getting meets, so it is possible with some thought put in the process. It's not a rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is da plant available for coffee??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

I fabbed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

The plant seems to prefer 'Man Juice' to coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

I fabbed it.

Fuck it I'm fabbin it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

The plant seems to prefer 'Man Juice' to coffee!!

I've plenty of both

wait maybe the plant would prefer green tea boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

I fabbed it.

Fuck it I'm fabbin it too

Hahhahaha me too

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Sorry op but I can't stop laughing at the picture.

It's the plant I suppose it's different from sky remotes but a plant! !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

"
ha ha you won't need fertiliser with your bulge in your trousers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

The plant seems to prefer 'Man Juice' to coffee!!

I've plenty of both

wait maybe the plant would prefer green tea boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

C'mon, reveal yours so we can poke fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

Oh I swear Kaiser you're cracking me up here. I'm pissin myself.

Everyone fab the pic GO ON

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

Oh I swear Kaiser you're cracking me up here. I'm pissin myself.

Everyone fab the pic GO ON"

lol, is this really a thing now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is da plant available for coffee??

I fabbed it.

Fuck it I'm fabbin it too

Hahhahaha me too

me to hee hee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't the grass that tickled your ass, it was my little finger.... magic... moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard of having green fingers,

But........

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

Oh I swear Kaiser you're cracking me up here. I'm pissin myself.

Everyone fab the pic GO ON"
I fabbed ..... its brilliant well done op.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"I've heard of having green fingers,

But........

"
ha ha foofoo go on get your plant out beat that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't read this thread any longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't read this thread any longer "

Hahahhahahha I've tears in me eyes and fluid coming outta me arse hole. It's GOLD! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please ask the plant to pm me!! I can provide fertiliser and a window that simply draws in the sun

C'mon, reveal yours so we can poke fun

Im saving mine for plant don't want it green with envy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone fab the pic GO ON"

This man deserves the top fab pic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't read this thread any longer

Hahahhahahha I've tears in me eyes and fluid coming outta me arse hole. It's GOLD! !

I mistakenly read it from the start again. I love FAB

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

The man is a genius he's going get mails glory now wanting to meet him.

I think a couples profile is on the cards here.

One man and his plant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The man is a genius he's going get mails glory now wanting to meet him.

I think a couples profile is on the cards here.

One man and his plant."

Oh let me!!!!!!!!

You've started me laughing again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahah

Please stop

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"The man is a genius he's going get mails glory now wanting to meet him.

I think a couples profile is on the cards here.

One man and his plant.

Oh let me!!!!!!!!

You've started me laughing again

"
it's the best tonic for me I look at picture and I'm crying laughing if I read the thread I be worse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet he sings this

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground

There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant

Think he'll move that rubber tree plant

Anyone knows an ant, can't

Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes

He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin' low

'Stead of lettin' go

Just remember that ant

Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall

There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram

Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam

No one could make that ram, scram

He kept buttin' that dam

'Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes

He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin' bad

'stead of feelin' sad

Just remember that ram

Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon

They'll be bursted soon

They're just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another problem kerplop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet he sings this

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground

There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant

Think he'll move that rubber tree plant

Anyone knows an ant, can't

Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes

He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin' low

'Stead of lettin' go

Just remember that ant

Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall

There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram

Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam

No one could make that ram, scram

He kept buttin' that dam

'Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes

He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin' bad

'stead of feelin' sad

Just remember that ram

Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon

They'll be bursted soon

They're just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another problem kerplop

Ok I stopped laughing now and have this expression

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

"I bet he sings this

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground

There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant

Think he'll move that rubber tree plant

Anyone knows an ant, can't

Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes

He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin' low

'Stead of lettin' go

Just remember that ant

Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall

There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram

Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam

No one could make that ram, scram

He kept buttin' that dam

'Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes

He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin' bad

'stead of feelin' sad

Just remember that ram

Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon

They'll be bursted soon

They're just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another problem kerplop

What was that the theme tune from?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet he sings this

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground

There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant

Think he'll move that rubber tree plant

Anyone knows an ant, can't

Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes

He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin' low

'Stead of lettin' go

Just remember that ant

Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall

There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram

Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam

No one could make that ram, scram

He kept buttin' that dam

'Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes

He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin' bad

'stead of feelin' sad

Just remember that ram

Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon

They'll be bursted soon

They're just bound to go pop

Oops there goes another problem kerplop

What was that the theme tune from?"

The Rubber Tree Plant by Frank Sintra didnt mean to offend anyone but i been singing it all nite lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Holy shit ... It was a moment of inspiration (desperation) to put some vibrant colour into the picture .., the comments are hilarious ... Thanks all .. LOL LOL LOL ..

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

It was also the theme tune on some show. I'll google.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Holy shit ... It was a moment of inspiration (desperation) to put some vibrant colour into the picture .., the comments are hilarious ... Thanks all .. LOL LOL LOL ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy shit ... It was a moment of inspiration (desperation) to put some vibrant colour into the picture .., the comments are hilarious ... Thanks all .. LOL LOL LOL .. "

fair play mate best of luck.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahah

Please stop

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holy shit ... It was a moment of inspiration (desperation) to put some vibrant colour into the picture .., the comments are hilarious ... Thanks all .. LOL LOL LOL .. "

Ah I do like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cheers ..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Cheers .."

So Mr.Plant,, youve survived the monsoon on your forest

.....welcome to fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just about ... Thanks to everybody .. I'm still grinning widely .. What a good laugh ..

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

Coming soon on the discovery channel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no more ya all so funny I'm doubled up here tears streaming down my face getting funny looks ....and can't say why...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My lord....

That

Pic

Has to

GO!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And tweek the profile, and pics obviously!

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By *heoldhippyMan over a year ago

Midleton

Did the plant give informed consent??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been on here a few months and had a couple of chats etc with several people .. But damn .. It's difficult to get verified via a meet ( even a beer / coffee in a public place !!!!)

Suggestions / volunteers anybody ?

Thanks in advance"
I feel your pain pal I'm on here a year and I only found the forums today lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"I've been on here a few months and had a couple of chats etc with several people .. But damn .. It's difficult to get verified via a meet ( even a beer / coffee in a public place !!!!)

Suggestions / volunteers anybody ?

Thanks in advanceI feel your pain pal I'm on here a year and I only found the forums today lol "

Scooby I'm in shock at you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha why is that dear?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Haha why is that dear? "

Lol a year and you found the forums today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not going to fab the plant..I want to smoke it...which leads to a dubious joke...a man went to the doctor. ..he had a lettuce leaf growing out of his ass...the doctor said. ..bad news im afraid.......its just the tip of the iceberg. .....boom boom. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol