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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was told a great story by someone on here about a man who told a doctor he fell on a cucumber after trying to climb in a window and falling.
The doctor queried why there was a condom on the cucumber.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber  Seriously! That's fucking weird  its in hot photos"
Just seen it lmao, I actually seen a pic on here not long ago with someone who had 4!! Fingers in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber Seriously! That's fucking weird its in hot photos"
That looked more like a marrow lol;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber "
It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber Seriously! That's fucking weird "
nearly 900 people disagree with you hahaha
I'm one that agrees with you though |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber
It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol "
Hmmm u know ur vegs
Wait to ye find the one with the 1lt wine bottle |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"There was a photo last year in the new pics and she had a champagne bottle stuck in narrow side first and one with the handle of a hair brush both from across the water"
I wonder did she just pop the cork as she inserted it |
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By *rian78Man
over a year ago
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"There was a photo last year in the new pics and she had a champagne bottle stuck in narrow side first and one with the handle of a hair brush both from across the water
I wonder did she just pop the cork as she inserted it "
if she did fair job fishing it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,
How far did the ping pong pop
Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand  "
When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear |
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"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,
How far did the ping pong pop
Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand
When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear "
Apart from the sad side of it Lae,, I'm utterly amazed at how they do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ah,
What about the Priest that told A&E in Hospital, that he fell on a potato, while hanging curtains...naked.. in his kitchen. Serious! it made the news! Google it!
"I was told a great story by someone on here about a man who told a doctor he fell on a cucumber after trying to climb in a window and falling.
The doctor queried why there was a condom on the cucumber.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.
Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.
You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.
Then when she is ready, you pull it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always thought the female "Sure Deodorant Can" had a lot of questions to answer. Woaaaahhhhaaaa Serious! It is shaped like a Butt Plug!
"Ah,
What about the Priest that told A&E in Hospital, that he fell on a potato, while hanging curtains...naked.. in his kitchen. Serious! it made the news! Google it!
I was told a great story by someone on here about a man who told a doctor he fell on a cucumber after trying to climb in a window and falling.
The doctor queried why there was a condom on the cucumber.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,
How far did the ping pong pop
Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand
When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear
Apart from the sad side of it Lae,, I'm utterly amazed at how they do it "
They pump them full of gas or insert some other gas style pump device inside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.
Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.
You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.
Then when she is ready, you pull it out."
kinky have to try that one,tks for sharing,hahaha |
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"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,
How far did the ping pong pop
Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand
Keep practising you'll get there "
Think I'll be giving up the hobby if I've to be fitted with a device,,  |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.
Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.
You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.
Then when she is ready, you pull it out."
like starting an old lawn mower ?  |
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"Tried a golf ball once but it didn't have the same effect as a ping pong ball,
How far did the ping pong pop
Well it was nowhere near the ladies in Thailand
When I went to Thailand I spoke to some of the ladies in these shows; they were taken from their villages not knowing what job they were going to do; it was the saddest thing ever to hear
Apart from the sad side of it Lae,, I'm utterly amazed at how they do it
They pump them full of gas or insert some other gas style pump device inside. "
Ok ive decided what I'm giving up for Lent |
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"I seen a cool pic of a girl wit a load of colorful crayola sticking out her arse. Was so cool and pretty.
Another time I seen security chain sticking out. But thats supposed to feel great. You go to the hardware store, buy a long length of thick chain.
You lube the chain up and insert it one link at a time into a girl. You go slow and put in as much of the chain as you can.
Then when she is ready, you pull it out.
like starting an old lawn mower ? "
Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've used,
cucumbers,courgettes,aubergines,
butternut squash,
2big dildos
fist
if a girl enjoys being stretched,who am I to argue ?
the squash is my favourite,you can get some cracking shaped ones
while she's sitting on that for a while,soon begs for a dick in her mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber
It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol
Hmmm u know ur vegs
Wait to ye find the one with the 1lt wine bottle "
seen that hope she emptied the bottle first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"like starting an old lawn mower ?
Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now "
lol, funny image.
I know a few who have tried it, supposedly orgasm every time. Obviously dont pull it out that fast though, more like starting a lawn mower in a slow motion matrix like effect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"like starting an old lawn mower ?
Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now
lol, funny image.
I know a few who have tried it, supposedly orgasm every time. Obviously dont pull it out that fast though, more like starting a lawn mower in a slow motion matrix like effect. "
I'm saying it now, if you ever produce a chain in my presence out friendship is OVER |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber
It's not a cucumber it's some sort Of squash or a courgette, more bulbus and less stream lined lol
Hmmm u know ur vegs
Wait to ye find the one with the 1lt wine bottle seen that hope she emptied the bottle first "
Puts a whole new meaning on drinking from the furry cup |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"like starting an old lawn mower ?
Oh dear,, that sounds painful, I'm imagining that now
lol, funny image.
I know a few who have tried it, supposedly orgasm every time. Obviously dont pull it out that fast though, more like starting a lawn mower in a slow motion matrix like effect.
I'm saying it now, if you ever produce a chain in my presence out friendship is OVER "
Lae try a string of pearls first insert it all in then pull it slowly out up towards ur stomach dare u not to cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone remember the story in the papers about the priest in England who had a potato up his bum? He told the doctor he slipped while he was cleaning the windows |
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Kind of a pussy story...
I was in the army years ago and a guy was caught shagging a sheep on the driving range. In the court martial he said he was taking a piss and the sheep backed into him.
True story ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls whats the weirdest thing u ever put in ur pussy and dont say a dick ! Just seen one with a cucumber "
Never put anything weird in but lots of interesting pleasurable items especially when playing with others. |
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I would have been impressed if it was lit up.lol 
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