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my history.... part 1
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello everybody my first forum post here. Be nice please!
So been on other site before with some good experiences. I decided i would share some of those experiences.
My love affair with online sites started when I was in college in Cork aged 20.
Myself and my friend both of us having no recent luck with the ladies were looking at dating websites. (vanilla stuff)
I decided to go for it and put up a profile, making it clear I was a dirty young man looking for one thing!
TBH i had only had one gf and only been with her and she was pretty by the numbers kinda girl, she did it doggy once allright 
Anyway I got a mail a few days later, a 23 yr old just out of a relationship, a relationship which opened her eyes to sex.
So after a few flirty dirty mails turned out she was going to CIT as well and lived 15 mins walk from me. A drink arranged in the bishopstown bar and I was plesantly surprised, dark hair, not bad looking good body, great tits, and wearing no bra. (great nipples  )
we had our drink, talked mainly about sex, must say was bit intimated there was no doubt she would know what she would be doing and knew what she wanted.
We quickly decided to go back to hers and were ripping our cloths off.
amazing blowjoy and hand job and what seem like a blink of an eye i exploded in he hands. I was gutted, she was delighted she had made me cum so quick, and to my amazement licked it all off me....
I was rock hard again in an instant. and I happily pounding into her for the afternoon after that.
That was the first of my meetings with "M" , who became a great friend and tought me more things about women and sex than anyone.... |
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over a year ago
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Thanks. No so not on here, keeping her talents for just one guy now 
She was a great fuck, the second time I was with her, I was doing her doggy, I saw he as hole and thought why don't I finger this....
She turns to me , "u dirty fecker, no one has ever done that"
I asked asked her did she like it and she said she loved it, so third time I met her we lost our anal virginity |
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"Thanks. No so not on here, keeping her talents for just one guy now
She was a great fuck, the second time I was with her, I was doing her doggy, I saw he as hole and thought why don't I finger this....
She turns to me , "u ty fecker, no one has ever done that"
I asked asked her did she like it and she said she loved it, so third time I met her we lost our anal virginity "
Go on then!!! I refilled my coffee mug  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks. No so not on here, keeping her talents for just one guy now
She was a great fuck, the second time I was with her, I was doing her doggy, I saw he as hole and thought why don't I finger this....
Dirty bit lol
She turns to me , "u ty fecker, no one has ever done that"
I asked asked her did she like it and she said she loved it, so third time I met her we lost our anal virginity
Go on then!!! I refilled my coffee mug "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well she was the perfect fuck buddy, she would txt me when horny and a follow up with what she wanted or was doing to herself....
so she txt me, "i luved u fingering my ass so much im doing it to myself now"
i had to ask, want my cock in there?
She wrote back, "ive bought some lube especially for it"
within an hour i was pumping her ass
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks. No so not on here, keeping her talents for just one guy now
She was a great fuck, the second time I was with her, I was doing her doggy, I saw he as hole and thought why don't I finger this....
She turns to me , "u ty fecker, no one has ever done that"
I asked asked her did she like it and she said she loved it, so third time I met her we lost our anal virginity
Go on then!!! I refilled my coffee mug "
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"well she was the perfect fuck buddy, she would txt me when horny and a follow up with what she wanted or was doing to herself....
so she txt me, "i luved u fingering my ass so much im doing it to myselfinstallment please ???
i had to ask, want my cock in there?
nextrote back, "ive bought some lube especially for it"
within an hour i was pumping her ass
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Ok I've coffee and cake and i dont eat cake..... Next installment please??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she was the perfect fuck buddy, she would txt me when horny and a follow up with what she wanted or was doing to herself....
so she txt me, "i luved u fingering my ass so much im doing it to myselfinstallment please ???
i had to ask, want my cock in there?
nextrote back, "ive bought some lube especially for it"
within an hour i was pumping her ass
Ok I've coffee and cake and i dont eat cake..... Next installment please??? "
Hahaha my stomach in stitches here |
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"well she was the perfect fuck buddy, she would txt me when horny and a follow up with what she wanted or was doing to herself....
so she txt me, "i luved u fingering my ass so much im doing it to myselfinstallment please ???
i had to ask, want my cock in there?
nextrote back, "ive bought some lube especially for it"
within an hour i was pumping her ass
Ok I've coffee and cake and i dont eat cake..... Next installment please??? Hahaha my stomach in stitches here "
You're not a detective by any chance to find Mr.Bertiebowl are ye Scooby??... I'll give ye cake for further info on the story!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well she was the perfect fuck buddy, she would txt me when horny and a follow up with what she wanted or was doing to herself....
so she txt me, "i luved u fingering my ass so much im doing it to myselfinstallment please ???
i had to ask, want my cock in there?
nextrote back, "ive bought some lube especially for it"
within an hour i was pumping her ass
Ok I've coffee and cake and i dont eat cake..... Next installment please??? Hahaha my stomach in stitches here
You're not a detective by any chance to find Mr.Bertiebowl are ye Scooby??... I'll give ye cake for further info on the story!!
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haha no I'm no detective I was just passing threw is all, haha I'd love some of your cake my dear I'll hang on for the rest of this story lol, its like 50 shades of grey haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok so ye liking my stories? thought would be pretty vanilla up to what ppl exp here?"
ye its a good story, I'm even getting cake while reading it buddy please continue? Ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ha alot of cake being sold.
so "M" and me continued to do each other on and off, all the while me getting better, we would share stories on our other conquests and a few times id get a txt, "had a guy im seeing over, but need u to fuck my ass, dont wanna scare him yet!!"
another girl i met in college was "C" seen her around, cute face, great curves. kim k has nothing on her ass.
gave her my number one day, and quickly moved onto sex,she talked a good talk, she was bi, liked 3sums, always had a feeling she was bullshitting me but i went with it.
was seeing a girl at the time so wanted to keep "C" low profile, so met her one day room in col, explained, she said she just wanted to fool around, so i locked the door and we had a kiss and a feel good kisser she was.
next few days few txts and i sai we would meet in a lecture hall i knew would be empty.
we quickly got to it and i had her naked it a flash, the most amazing pillowy tits ive ever had the pleasure of,
my phone rang in the middle off me getting a long slow bj off her.
nice experience talking about a project while those big brown eys looked up at me..... |
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"ha alot of cake being sold.
so "M" and me continued to do each other on and off, all the while me getting better, we would share stories on our other conquests and a few times id get a txt, "had a guy im seeing over, but need u to fuck my ass, dont wanna scare him yet!!"
another girl i met in college was "C" seen her around, cute face, great curves. kim k has nothing on her ass.
gave her my number one day, and quickly moved onto sex,she talked a good talk, she was bi, liked 3sums, always had a feeling she was bullshitting me but i went with it.
was seeing a girl at the time so wanted to keep "C" low profile, so met her one day room in col, explained, she said she just wanted to fool around, so i locked the door and we had a kiss and a feel good kisser she was.
next few days few txts and i sai we would meet in a lecture hall i knew would be empty.
we quickly got to it and i had her naked it a flash, the most amazing pillowy tits ive ever had the pleasure of,
my phone rang in the middle off me getting a long slow bj off her.
nice experience talking about a project while those big brown eys looked up at me....."
EEhhhhhh what ye stop for??? She was looking up at you... And? And??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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no we have time today....
so eventually got pissed off with me on the phone so i gladly returned the favour.
Didnt take long for me to go down on her and finger her at the same time, she came, started shaking, she said not to worry she always cums quick, i wasnt worried!!
i wanted to fuck her there but she wouldnt let me so she wanked my off and let me cum on those tits and let me rub it all over them, b4 we were on our merry way |
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"no we have time today....
so eventually got pissed off with me on the phone so i gladly returned the favour.
Didnt take long for me to go down on her and finger her at the same time, she came, started shaking, she said not to worry she always cums quick, i wasnt worried!!
i wanted to fuck her there but she wouldnt let me so she wanked my off and let me cum on those tits and let me rub it all over them, b4 we were on our merry way "
Is that it??? Sweet mother of God,, if I give ye coffee and cake can ye rewind and go back to the filth instead of going on your merry way???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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ok so ye want more....
so we will leave "C" for a while
ad introduce "S" a friend of M.
they rang me one night on the way home from reardans explaining that thy were going home together to have girl on girl sex and I wasnt invited
dont know how they met, pretty sure it was online.
So M gave me S number and the next wk naught pics and txts went back and forth until i ended up in her apartment.
M was very pretty, blonde, slim, the lightest girl i have ever fucked, able throw about the bed no bother.
she didnt have big tits but big hard nipples and the most amazing pussy lips. a chat and a quickie was we had time for that nite but we would be seeing alot more of her. made M a little jealous but it meant both were trying to keep me happy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok so ye want more....
so we will leave "C" for a while
ad introduce "S" a friend of M.
they rang me one night on the way home from reardans explaining that thy were going home together to have girl on girl sex and I wasnt invited
dont know how they met, pretty sure it was online.
So M gave me S number and the next wk naught pics and txts went back and forth until i ended up in her apartment.
M was very pretty, blonde, slim, the lightest girl i have ever fucked, able throw about the bed no bother.
she didnt have big tits but big hard nipples and the most amazing pussy lips. a chat and a quickie was we had time for that nite but we would be seeing alot more of her. made M a little jealous but it meant both were trying to keep me happy!!"
m seems to be the jealous type, man your complaining about the size of her boobs who cares? But m sounds to light for me I like curves what happened then?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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im not complaining about her boobs just saying there werent the biggest, her nips were fab though, and those pussy lips.hmmm and she used to luv it in the ass,i like fucking girls in the ass but she was the one that enjoyed it the most |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im not complaining about her boobs just saying there werent the biggest, her nips were fab though, and those pussy lips.hmmm and she used to luv it in the ass,i like fucking girls in the ass but she was the one that enjoyed it the most"
I love licking pussy myself notting beats that mmmm pussy lips damn its been to long now lol
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"im not complaining about her boobs just saying there werent the biggest, her nips were fab though, and those pussy lips.hmmm and she used to luv it in the ass,i like fucking girls in the ass but she was the one that enjoyed it the most"
So get back to the banging.... ... Were ye in training to satisfy the 2 of them??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe I should be serializing 'The Man in the Mirror' (by L.E. Hartley) here. It goes rapidly from one outrageous sex scene to the next!
Note to self... Buy this "
Me too lol |
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"Sweating for part 2 Bertie plz hurry?
He's pondering,, a great story teller needs time to see the story unfold in his head before the finished edition is produced ..patience Sorry ye I've no patience, for this is a master piece I'm hitting my nails here for part 2 can't wait, hope he's still seen s? "
He's probably researching as we speak... Having a gangbang maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Have to say i issued stories and fantasy read today following this "
Better than that 50 shades crap, great story to it he goes into so much detail I really am looking forward to part 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This story is good. If only there was a forum where people could share stories and fantasies.
There is.. It's on the forum list under Stories and fantasies "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This story is good. If only there was a forum where people could share stories and fantasies.
There is.. It's on the forum list under Stories and fantasies "
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"This story is good. If only there was a forum where people could share stories and fantasies.
That would be great, I'm sure a lot of people here would read them."
There is,, as i said, it's on the forum list under "Stories and Fantasies " |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"This story is good. If only there was a forum where people could share stories and fantasies.
That would be great, I'm sure a lot of people here would read them."
I do every day to pass my lunch time its in the fourm list  |
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"This story is good. If only there was a forum where people could share stories and fantasies.
That would be great, I'm sure a lot of people here would read them.
I do every day to pass my lunch time its in the fourm list "
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls "
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks "
And I thought fancy farts had a new meaning |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball"
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there |
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By *j47Man
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limerick |
"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there "
Limply fell out u sound deflated at that result |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there
Limply fell out u sound deflated at that result "
I was quite traumatised as a matter of fact |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there
Limply fell out u sound deflated at that result
I was quite traumatised as a matter of fact "
Bit like a guy failing to rise I'd imagine not that I know what that feels like |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there "
would of love to of seen this.. i would of sucked that golf ball dry after lol :p |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there
Limply fell out u sound deflated at that result
I was quite traumatised as a matter of fact
Bit like a guy failing to rise I'd imagine not that I know what that feels like "
Then you wouldn't understand how I felt |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there
Limply fell out u sound deflated at that result
I was quite traumatised as a matter of fact
Bit like a guy failing to rise I'd imagine not that I know what that feels like
Then you wouldn't understand how I felt "
I am sure u recovered well from it |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there
Limply fell out u sound deflated at that result
I was quite traumatised as a matter of fact
Bit like a guy failing to rise I'd imagine not that I know what that feels like
Then you wouldn't understand how I felt
I am sure u recovered well from it "
Well I wasnt walking funny afterwards if that's what ye mean |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there would of love to of seen this.. i would of sucked that golf ball dry after lol :p "
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there "
See you in a total new light now after seeing this |
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"Misdirty did u ever put some of ur adventures in there love to read that thread ping pong balls verses golf balls
Ha ha Cj it was a golf ball as in singular, not plural.... I've since found out that some kind of air loading device is used for ping pong balls,, ehhhh no thanks lucky golf ball
To put a lid on this,, I'll admit it was fun,, but instead of having the desired effect, probably cos of the weight of the said golf ball, and a ping pong ball is so much lighter,, instead of it flying across the room, it limply fell out and rolled.... Ohhhhh the shame Could have been worse if it got stuck up there
See you in a total new light now after seeing this "
My halo hasn't dimmed just yet Luke |
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Hi all. Part 2 up. Decided to put in ireland forum rather that stories cos I'm irish and thought it would b something different in here. Didn't think it would be as long but I'm having fun, happy memories for me
Any questions please ask!! |
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"Hi all. Part 2 up. Decided to put in ireland forum rather that stories cos I'm irish and thought it would b something different in here. Didn't think it would be as long but I'm having fun, happy memories for me
Any questions please ask!!"
I'll try find it now, or Bertie can you just rewrite it out here as i probly won't find it? What's it under as ?? |
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"Hi all. Part 2 up. Decided to put in ireland forum rather that stories cos I'm irish and thought it would b something different in here. Didn't think it would be as long but I'm having fun, happy memories for me
Any questions please ask!!"
Just go on with your next adventure.....I've my coffee and I'm settled,, ready when you are |
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"Hi all. Part 2 up. Decided to put in ireland forum rather that stories cos I'm irish and thought it would b something different in here. Didn't think it would be as long but I'm having fun, happy memories for me
Any questions please ask!!I'll try find it now, or Bertie can you just rewrite it out here as i probly won't find it? What's it under as ??"
Part 2 was the 2 girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still waiting on part 2 the excitement is killing me?? Bertie
Bloody torture it is,,
Hope u got more cake in looks like we have the kettle on the boil all day "
Bahaha ye cj get the kettle on part 2 has arrived |
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