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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen it, but if you read her profile she says she suffers from memory loss so she forgot to go to the toilet.lol  "
She also said she's into scat so I doubt it's an accident |
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"Seen it, but if you read her profile she says she suffers from memory loss so she forgot to go to the toilet.lol
She also said she's into scat so I doubt it's an accident"
There's no green icon for me to use  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen it, but if you read her profile she says she suffers from memory loss so she forgot to go to the toilet.lol
She also said she's into scat so I doubt it's an accident"
I didn't read that much into it, cause I was retching my brekkie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so didn't want to seem uneducated and ask what scat meant in the thread despite being clueless so I googled it and hit images   
In future I am just gonna ask!! Pretty sure a quick description would be less disturbing then the "shit" I have just seen !!!!"
Do you not remember that song from years ago it went
"I'm a scatman, ski bi di bi di do bap do bam do"
It was shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage Material for sure
she actually has a wedding picture up
Want to get married this year and cuckold how lucky could one guy get."
You gonna apply? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I discovered this ladies profile last week.
Fuck me pink, 
And I still don't get the sexy family Lord of The Rings dynamic  "
Luckily for you - she's Bi! 
Winner!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I discovered this ladies profile last week.
Fuck me pink,
And I still don't get the sexy family Lord of The Rings dynamic
Luckily for you - she's Bi!
Winner! "
Me and you are having words |
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"I fell off stool with all the poons about excrement
A gentleman always offers to push in your stool. 
Nooo you didn't just say that  "
What?, I'd push in your stool for you too?
Being a gentleman makes my day.
Being a gentleman to you would make your hole weak. |
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry  "
Did it hurt her? |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry "
thata a rough fruit to be sticking in you foofoo lol.
but seriously the juice from a pineapple trys to digest you before you digest it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her? "
Lol oh you're gas lickie
'He' spent weeks at the sti clinic trying to find the cause of his very nasty rash...they only got to the root of the problem when they asked what he did for a living...and he confessed he worked in a pineapple canning factory |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her? "
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her?
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!"
in now bared from the veg isle in the supermarket! Lol |
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her?
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!"
Pic or it never happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her?
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!
Pic or it never happened "
oh believe me it did,all over it,
ill think of pic it next time ive got a regular perfect shape one for it too.mmmmmmmmm;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her?
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!
Pic or it never happened
oh believe me it did,all over it,
ill think of pic it next time ive got a regular perfect shape one for it too.mmmmmmmmm;-)"
or maybe you could just use it on me insteed! |
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her?
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!
Pic or it never happened
oh believe me it did,all over it,
ill think of pic it next time ive got a regular perfect shape one for it too.mmmmmmmmm;-)or maybe you could just use it on me insteed!"
We should go supermarket shopping, and then I can help you with your packing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
You do need to be careful with fruit....i heard of someone who got an awful reaction from fucking a pineapple. Better safe than sorry
Did it hurt her?
id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!
Pic or it never happened
oh believe me it did,all over it,
ill think of pic it next time ive got a regular perfect shape one for it too.mmmmmmmmm;-)or maybe you could just use it on me insteed!
We should go supermarket shopping, and then I can help you with your packing."
will you put it away too!;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!
Is this the male or the female? "
female definitely as id probably be divorced if i went near David with a butternut squash.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id say so as ive used a butternut squash before and it felt divine!!!
Is this the male or the female?
You can be my wingman anytime"
cofused.com is that me directed to as your wingman sorry if not in a bit lost! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fell off stool with all the poons about excrement
A gentleman always offers to push in your stool.
Nooo you didn't just say that
What?, I'd push in your stool for you too?
Being a gentleman makes my day.
Being a gentleman to you would make your hole weak."
You can be a gentleman to me any day of any weak err week lick
Eh this is Belle btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom "
I'm gutted that wasn't entered in DTG's competition- you'd have had a run for your money then! |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"there is also the guy fucking a melon bit thata not the weird part he's wearing a condom
I'm gutted that wasn't entered in DTG's competition- you'd have had a run for your money then!"
had she been allowed to post it it would have won thats for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Bareback sex on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched poo glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die… |
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"I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Bareback sex on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched poo glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die…"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticking stuff down your urethra is quite weird. And anal hooks."
got an anal hook it hot and feels amazing during sex especially if the string of it is around my neck.mmmmmmmmm;-) |
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"Sticking stuff down your urethra is quite weird. And anal hooks.
got an anal hook it hot and feels amazing during sex especially if the string of it is around my neck.mmmmmmmmm;-)"
Ye shud put up pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's not weird it's quite common who we too judge if someone is into scat or bareback that's there business as for us big no but we would not judge them just cause there into different sexual pleasure than us each too there own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never encountered anyone who has mentioned scat is a positive term"
iv heard of a few and know someone else who is into it it's not everybody's cup of tea and certainly not ours but hey if there happy leave them off everybody is here for the own own enjoyment
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive seen pics of a big wet patch in a lady's knickers, not my cup of tea but Each to their own, maybe had they been sexy undies at least but not when they're big white granny bloomers!! And I saw an older couples profile once with a pic of the mrs on the loo knickers at her ankles!! Again the mind boggles?? |
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"I've never encountered anyone who has mentioned scat is a positive term iv heard of a few and know someone else who is into it it's not everybody's cup of tea and certainly not ours but hey if there happy leave them off everybody is here for the own own enjoyment "
I know there is an extreme form of scat where people pay to get no 2s posted to them and they then video and post them eating said no2.
Sorry just poping into the kitchen to sort dinner. |
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"I've never encountered anyone who has mentioned scat is a positive term iv heard of a few and know someone else who is into it it's not everybody's cup of tea and certainly not ours but hey if there happy leave them off everybody is here for the own own enjoyment
I know there is an extreme form of scat where people pay to get no 2s posted to them and they then video and post them eating said no2.
Sorry just poping into the kitchen to sort dinner. "
Number 2 from my local Chinese is quite nice actually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never encountered anyone who has mentioned scat is a positive term iv heard of a few and know someone else who is into it it's not everybody's cup of tea and certainly not ours but hey if there happy leave them off everybody is here for the own own enjoyment
I know there is an extreme form of scat where people pay to get no 2s posted to them and they then video and post them eating said no2.
Sorry just poping into the kitchen to sort dinner. "
Must be were the phrase shit sandwich comes from... Who knew |
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"I've never encountered anyone who has mentioned scat is a positive term iv heard of a few and know someone else who is into it it's not everybody's cup of tea and certainly not ours but hey if there happy leave them off everybody is here for the own own enjoyment
I know there is an extreme form of scat where people pay to get no 2s posted to them and they then video and post them eating said no2.
Sorry just poping into the kitchen to sort dinner.
Must be were the phrase shit sandwich comes from... Who knew "
ha ha how much do they pay  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticking stuff down your urethra is quite weird. And anal hooks.
got an anal hook it hot and feels amazing during sex especially if the string of it is around my neck.mmmmmmmmm;-)
Ye shud put up pics"
I'll keep that in mind but think it might be a bit too fetish for this vanilla place to post that pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sticking stuff down your urethra is quite weird. And anal hooks.
got an anal hook it hot and feels amazing during sex especially if the string of it is around my neck.mmmmmmmmm;-)
Ye shud put up pics
I'll keep that in mind but think it might be a bit too fetish for this vanilla place to post that pic."
I don't think an anal hook is too fetishy for here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Bareback sex on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched poo glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die… "
I thought you survived and become the Hitcher!!!!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sticking stuff down your urethra is quite weird. And anal hooks.
got an anal hook it hot and feels amazing during sex especially if the string of it is around my neck.mmmmmmmmm;-)
Ye shud put up pics
I'll keep that in mind but think it might be a bit too fetish for this vanilla place to post that pic.
I don't think an anal hook is too fetishy for here!! "
really haven't seen any really kinky pic here so far! |
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