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Put away the lynx cans....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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......and your Sky remotes, lads.
There's a new one in town and I can't believe my eyes.
The new cock measuring device is a Pringles can(the large size.). I've just seen it used in a pic....and he's the same size.
One word, ouch!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And all these devices are being made smaller to make the cocks look bigger!
Pringles? Oh my lord what next!  "
But....his mickey is as BIG as the Pringles can! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And all these devices are being made smaller to make the cocks look bigger!
Pringles? Oh my lord what next!
But....his mickey is as BIG as the Pringles can! "
oh Jesus lol
All hail the Pringle lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And all these devices are being made smaller to make the cocks look bigger!
Pringles? Oh my lord what next!
But....his mickey is as BIG as the Pringles can! oh Jesus lol
All hail the Pringle lol "
I'll PM you, it's worth checking out.
(All I can think about when looking at it is....I'd rather maintain my tight fanny!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"......and your Sky remotes, lads.
There's a new one in town and I can't believe my eyes.
The new cock measuring device is a Pringles can(the large size.). I've just seen it used in a pic....and he's the same size.
One word, ouch! "
Can we get the profile name for scientific purposes ofcourse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That shit would make me crosseyed...
Don't you dare fooking think about inviting him to our night "
Hahaha. I think I alerted you to him the other day!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That shit would make me crosseyed...
Don't you dare fooking think about inviting him to our night
Hahaha. I think I alerted you to him the other day! "
Alert is one word I'd use |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That shit would make me crosseyed...
Don't you dare fooking think about inviting him to our night
Hahaha. I think I alerted you to him the other day!
Alert is one word I'd use "
#KidneyProdder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So good to see so many ladies here willing to maintain their tight fannys gives us average guys a boost  "
There's big.....and there's too damn big!
I love my tight fanny too much to destroy it with that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im suddenly off to the uk for the weekend.... if i dont make it back ye know what happened!!!!!!! "
You've been split in two....literally!
#PrayForRoxie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im suddenly off to the uk for the weekend.... if i dont make it back ye know what happened!!!!!!!
You've been split in two....literally!
#PrayForRoxie
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Mass will be held in her honor this Sunday all welcome to attend
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"Im suddenly off to the uk for the weekend.... if i dont make it back ye know what happened!!!!!!!
You've been split in two....literally!
#PrayForRoxie
Mass will be held in her honor this Sunday all welcome to attend
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RIP Roxie where shall we send the flowers.
In loving memory of a dear fabber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a foto of a cock the other day and it's that big yer man would have to stand in the next room to the girl he's shaggin'.It's on the English site."Sexybrain" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yer man would be handy for getting the crumbs out of the bottom of the Pringles tube. Preferably not the salt and vinegar ones though  "
oooooo oooooo oooooo!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"......and your Sky remotes, lads.
There's a new one in town and I can't believe my eyes.
The new cock measuring device is a Pringles can(the large size.). I've just seen it used in a pic....and he's the same size.
One word, ouch! "
Ohhhhhh the good lord |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember watching a documentary about the porn industry and all the porn stars said they would never be with the monster dicks they do in the videos in their personal life.
The guy with the monster cock in it said the only time he gets laid is on set on a porno.
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"So good to see so many ladies here willing to maintain their tight fannys gives us average guys a boost
There's big.....and there's too damn big!
And I bet it's lovely and tight
I love my tight fanny too much to destroy it with that! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poor guy has to apply to the council for planning permission to have a meet...terrible affliction..
....says anorak.."very sorry Mr python, but you cant erect that here without the necessary documentation..." |
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By *rivexMan
over a year ago
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"......and your Sky remotes, lads.
There's a new one in town and I can't believe my eyes.
The new cock measuring device is a Pringles can(the large size.). I've just seen it used in a pic....and he's the same size.
One word, ouch! "
Unfair standards set in the media! |
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I use a Mars Bar as a measuring device and mines got bigger and bigger down the years. The last time I use one it was enormous. One question though when did they start putting "fun size" on Mars bars? |
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I wasn't curious when this thread started but now with two threads referring to Mr Pringles and comments on another few threads I am defo curious now!! Can some one please pm me the profile name for educational purposes only of course lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just look to see what everyone was chatting about all i can say is good holy fuck waving that yoke around would hurt someone ha ha."
We have our own Irish version now too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol, green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head, boys?!
If you've got it, flaunt it! "
Well yes flaunt it but we all cant all be blessed with a massive donkey dick. I use the lynx can as a measure of girth great length too . Not to nag too much but you would absolutely be livid if some guy posted a thread telling other women "not to bother with pics as this girl has the best tits, ass etc."
Be proud of what ya got, guys & girls and just because its not as "good" as others doesn't make it any less :D  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just look to see what everyone was chatting about all i can say is good holy fuck waving that yoke around would hurt someone ha ha.
We have our own Irish version now too "
i have seen enough thanks lol ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol, green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head, boys?!
If you've got it, flaunt it!
Well yes flaunt it but we all cant all be blessed with a massive donkey dick. I use the lynx can as a measure of girth great length too . Not to nag too much but you would absolutely be livid if some guy posted a thread telling other women "not to bother with pics as this girl has the best tits, ass etc."
Be proud of what ya got, guys & girls and just because its not as "good" as others doesn't make it any less :D "
to be fair the worse thing a woman can say to a man is 'is it in yet' so if you're failing to measure up to a whiskey miniature it's time to tie a weight on the end of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol, green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head, boys?!
If you've got it, flaunt it!
Well yes flaunt it but we all cant all be blessed with a massive donkey dick. I use the lynx can as a measure of girth great length too . Not to nag too much but you would absolutely be livid if some guy posted a thread telling other women "not to bother with pics as this girl has the best tits, ass etc."
Be proud of what ya got, guys & girls and just because its not as "good" as others doesn't make it any less :D to be fair the worse thing a woman can say to a man is 'is it in yet' so if you're failing to measure up to a whiskey miniature it's time to tie a weight on the end of it "
No problem with my size at all, check my page if you want but I'm saying all men cant have a footlong porn star cock and its as if OP say to not bother if ya dont |
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"Lol, green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head, boys?!
If you've got it, flaunt it!
Well yes flaunt it but we all cant all be blessed with a massive donkey dick. I use the lynx can as a measure of girth great length too . Not to nag too much but you would absolutely be livid if some guy posted a thread telling other women "not to bother with pics as this girl has the best tits, ass etc."
Be proud of what ya got, guys & girls and just because its not as "good" as others doesn't make it any less :D to be fair the worse thing a woman can say to a man is 'is it in yet' so if you're failing to measure up to a whiskey miniature it's time to tie a weight on the end of it
No problem with my size at all, check my page if you want but I'm saying all men cant have a footlong porn star cock and its as if OP say to not bother if ya dont"
10 to 12 inch cock is a big problem for some guys i know a lad who has to go to amsterdam to get a full service. No jokes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol, green eyed monster rearing it's ugly head, boys?!
If you've got it, flaunt it!
Well yes flaunt it but we all cant all be blessed with a massive donkey dick. I use the lynx can as a measure of girth great length too . Not to nag too much but you would absolutely be livid if some guy posted a thread telling other women "not to bother with pics as this girl has the best tits, ass etc."
Be proud of what ya got, guys & girls and just because its not as "good" as others doesn't make it any less :D to be fair the worse thing a woman can say to a man is 'is it in yet' so if you're failing to measure up to a whiskey miniature it's time to tie a weight on the end of it
No problem with my size at all, check my page if you want but I'm saying all men cant have a footlong porn star cock and its as if OP say to not bother if ya dont"
did I say their was a problem with your err size? And no ill pass on that thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was talking in general.... I was also joking.... I don't seriously think anyone should tie a weight on the end of their cock.... Sorry if that went over your head *hugs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was talking in general.... I was also joking.... I don't seriously think anyone should tie a weight on the end of their cock.... Sorry if that went over your head *hugs*"
Saw this weird but interesting doc on netflix about penis enlargement and that was a method for it haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was talking in general.... I was also joking.... I don't seriously think anyone should tie a weight on the end of their cock.... Sorry if that went over your head *hugs*
Saw this weird but interesting doc on netflix about penis enlargement and that was a method for it haha"
there was a program on, I think, channel 4. Called 'how big is your penis' apparently 'jarking' is a technique used. Think they mentioned hanging weights as well lol.... All sounds an awful lot of effort ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well all the pics are genuinely me. I've been on cam , and had a meet and fully verified . Loads of people steal my pics . Only this, twitter and two additional sites have me on with my authentication the rest is bs.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well all the pics are genuinely me. I've been on cam , and had a meet and fully verified . Loads of people steal my pics . Only this, twitter and two additional sites have me on with my authentication the rest is bs.
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Well hello mrpython |
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"Well all the pics are genuinely me. I've been on cam , and had a meet and fully verified . Loads of people steal my pics . Only this, twitter and two additional sites have me on with my authentication the rest is bs.
Well hello mrpython "
His ears must have been burning lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well all the pics are genuinely me. I've been on cam , and had a meet and fully verified . Loads of people steal my pics . Only this, twitter and two additional sites have me on with my authentication the
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Jesus christ man do you get light headed standing at attention haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well all the pics are genuinely me. I've been on cam , and had a meet and fully verified . Loads of people steal my pics . Only this, twitter and two additional sites have me on with my authentication the rest is bs.
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Welcome MrPython! |
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