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"That is not my dog. Pink panther. Cluso ssys to bloke "does ur dog bite " " no " he answers. Cluso rubs the dog the dog bites. U said ur dog doesn't bite. That is not my dog Every time I c it I piss myself laughing"  | |||
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"Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?" "It's not a tumor!!" | |||
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"Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Lol Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.  | |||
"Nicole Kidman to possibly Bill Pullman in some forgettable movie or other... "take me upstairs and fuck me!" I was halfway up the stairs before I realised she was on the telly. Damn! " lol | |||
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"Get away from her you bitch " They mostly come out at night...mostly  | |||
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"- "I had no idea you could milk a cat." - *"Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."* - *"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ! " | |||
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"Get away from her you bitch They mostly come out at night...mostly "it's game over man game over | |||
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Ben Stiller Happy Gilmore | |||
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"Get away from her you bitch They mostly come out at night...mostly
it's game over man game over "We're on the express elevator to hell - going down! | |||
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"I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids " Couldnt stand the movie but great quote lol | |||
"I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids Couldnt stand the movie but great quote lol" Feckin hilarious!!!! | |||
"Nicole Kidman to possibly Bill Pullman in some forgettable movie or other... "take me upstairs and fuck me!" I was halfway up the stairs before I realised she was on the telly. Damn! lol " | |||
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"When Harry Met Sally- the Big O scene. The two ladies are sitting at the other table and one says to the other "I'll have what she's having!" " | |||
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"'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' Classic film, love it. "  | |||
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"Enjoying reading all your film lines.....thanxs fab people xx" Great thread | |||
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"From Dusk Till Dawn Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! " Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out | |||
"Enjoying reading all your film lines.....thanxs fab people xx Great thread "Thankyou x | |||
"From Dusk Till Dawn Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out "Sore fingers comes to mind | |||
"From Dusk Till Dawn Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out "Come now gurl typings for idiots ive better things to be doing with me fingers.  | |||
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"From Dusk Till Dawn Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out
Come now gurl typings for idiots ive better things to be doing with me fingers. " | |||
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"From Dusk Till Dawn Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! Holy jesus,, how long did it take you to type that out
Come now gurl typings for idiots ive better things to be doing with me fingers.
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(Granted out of context it's not that funny ) | |||
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"You ever seen a grown man naked Billy?
(Granted out of context it's not that funny ) "aeroplane | |||
"I'm glad he's single cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree... Bridesmaids " | |||
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"Ok kiddies, we're going to play a little game. It's called. Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Kindergarden cop???? | |||
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"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "" "You just put your lips together and blow" Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not | |||
"This watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." I was just about to post this Walken is the best | |||
"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca " "You just put your lips together and blow" Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not " well yes, them too | |||
"I distrust a man who says "when". If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does......"
I love that scene
" I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice."
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"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca " "You just put your lips together and blow" Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not
well yes, them too "Sorry to be pedantic I just couldn't help myself | |||
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" I was just about to post this Walken is the best ""Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse." | |||
"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca " "You just put your lips together and blow" Actually Lauren Bacall and Bogart in To Have and Have Not
well yes, them too
Sorry to be pedantic I just couldn't help myself "What's pedantic? | |||
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"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca "" oops Lauren Bacall and the film is To have and have not | |||
"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca " oops Lauren Bacall and the film is To have and have not" Good to see you back xx | |||
"Just put it between your lips and blow... Ingrid Bergmann and Humphry Bogart in "Casablanca " oops Lauren Bacall and the film is To have and have not" apologies already corrected | |||
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""I dont make love, i fuck, hard." Who can guess the movie???? "50 bales of Hay | |||
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