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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions 
Beer goggles are a killer lae  "
Mixed with blindness yes.
Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.
I must start using this site a little better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions
Beer goggles are a killer lae
Mixed with blindness yes.
Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.
I must start using this site a little better "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions
Beer goggles are a killer lae
Mixed with blindness yes.
Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.
I must start using this site a little better
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Shocking
You'll have to show me the ropes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning? "
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions
Beer goggles are a killer lae
Mixed with blindness yes.
Now I rarely drink, come to think of it I rarely have sex either.
I must start using this site a little better
Shocking
You'll have to show me the ropes "
Did you say ropes !!!!!!
Hmmmmm now that could be intresting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with.... "
Awh fuzzy you're the king of depressive comments |
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with.... "
Why don't I believe that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....
Why don't I believe that "
He's yummy and he's actually nice sometimes when he's not moaning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....
Why don't I believe that "
You're right - no one ever brings me home  |
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....
Why don't I believe that
He's yummy and he's actually nice sometimes when he's not moaning "
Could always gag him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got contact lenses, it stopped the whole OMG who is this and where did my beautiful man go questions
I am Here dear wipe ur eyes babe "
Ill leave that to u, my hands won't be free to do it |
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning?
It's never happened to me but it's happened to a few people I've gone home with....
Why don't I believe that
You're right - no one ever brings me home "
Ha ha now stick out your tongue til I see if it's black |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning? "
You dont need drink for that, it happens me every morning, you call her miss Decca, but she makes a good diner and is good with the kids, so hey cant complain |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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I've served my time losing track of the wine
Looking through red eyes at the blues
Holdin' on 'til the very last song
Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.
Chasing a dream in a whisky world
Down the neon avenue
^
And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
^
I've met more than one morning lyin' there
Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"
Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed
Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.
When I start out the evening I'm being selective
But I'll take anything after two
^
No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
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"I've served my time losing track of the wine
Looking through red eyes at the blues
Holdin' on 'til the very last song
Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.
Chasing a dream in a whisky world
Down the neon avenue
^
And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
^
I've met more than one morning lyin' there
Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"
Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed
Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.
When I start out the evening I'm being selective
But I'll take anything after two
^
No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.
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Ha ha excellent my friend!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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coyote ugly
that's when you wake up and see she's asleep long side of you lying on your arm you chew off your arm rather than chance waking her pulling it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thankfully never the latter part of the question. It did happen that the girl was not as sexy as I originally thought, but never as the OP put it 'a dog'. That is the risk of pulling when you're d*unk I guess...
+10 points for the eloquently written question OP :P
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont"
 hopefully |
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"Thankfully never the latter part of the question. It did happen that the girl was not as sexy as I originally thought, but never as the OP put it 'a dog'. That is the risk of pulling when you're d*unk I guess...
+10 points for the eloquently written question OP :P
haha"
Straight to the point,, that's me Europeanlad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thankfully never the latter part of the question. It did happen that the girl was not as sexy as I originally thought, but never as the OP put it 'a dog'. That is the risk of pulling when you're d*unk I guess...
+10 points for the eloquently written question OP :P
haha
Straight to the point,, that's me Europeanlad "
haha fairplay!
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"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont"
You'll never know for sure as he's unlikely to get pregnant!  |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont
You'll never know for sure as he's unlikely to get pregnant! "
Phew. |
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"I wake up every morning beside my dog.I sleep with him. At no stage of the night do I mistake him for a beautiful woman. At least I hope I dont
You'll never know for sure as he's unlikely to get pregnant!
Phew. "
Keep a Johnny under your pillow just in case. Try not to molest him in your sleep as well though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did any of you ever bring a guy or girl home,, fuck them senseless and wake up to what resembles a dog the next morning? "
Happened me once at a fancy dress party, Had Vodka Goggles on, landed home to his house. Met his Mum on the landing at the top of the stairs who proceeded to give me a hug as we went into his room. I sobered up very fast after that realised that he didn't actually look like Tanned toned Action Man, So I pretended I felt sick, waited till he slept then got up and got the hell out of there... That Walk of shame in a cheer leading outfit is something I'll never forget... |
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