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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

Make a poem for a fabber

Let's see how you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

I want lae in me bed.

This site is so handy,

some funny folk,

even the bold candy.

And what about funplaything, that bum!!

Oh how I miss Vroom Vroom

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

roses are red

im not so blue

ot won't be to long

till I get to see you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Do you like my knife

Now get in the van.

(Humerous)

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Roses are red

They are also pink

So go on fabbers

And send me a wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

I'm using my hand

but im thinking of u

Just on a general picture perv today!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Doubletroublegalway does make me coo,

With his big threads if wisdom and cheeky big grin,

How lucky was I the day he gave in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've been looking at you

And I think you'll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God,how many times have I wanted to screw you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses voilet are blue

if i see another kiss pass fuck thread

i dont know what im going to do.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses voilet are blue

if i see another kiss pass fuck thread

i dont know what im going to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

so was my load..

I'm done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look into my eyes.

Your eyes are getting heavy

You're getting sleepy,

Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.

Now repeat after me..

"I want to be your sex slave".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Biggles likes war

& Mick Jagger too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Biggles likes war

& Mick Jagger too"

ha ha ha thanks candy.

i like that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rain on the roof

Reminds me of u (drip drip)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

BoldGirl's the name,

I wanna fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violets are Blue

Roses are thorny

Be my valentine

because I am horny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll show you my baps

If you give me some goo!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll show you my baps

If you give me some goo!"

Hysterics here*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Violets are Blue

Roses are thorny

Be my valentine

because I am horny!"

Simple yet effective, I like it :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Wine is also red,

Poems are hard,

Wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm breaking one off

Rubbing one out on the loo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hearts are red

Clubs are black

come over here

and fill my .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm breaking one off

Rubbing one out on the loo

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I love Barney's posts,

All about poo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm breaking one off

Rubbing one out on the loo

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I love Barney's posts,

All about poo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some roses grow natural

some roses are planted

if you want to get off

I can do it one handed :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are voliets are blue

logging out of fab

cause im going for a number 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tulips in the garden,

Tulips in the park,

But the tulips I like most,

Are your two lips in the dark!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Mrsdirtygirl I'd bite ur nipples

If u bite mine to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Viagra is blue

better get the lube

itll be a long night for a few

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Roses are red,

Violets aint violet

I came up with this poem

Whilst on the toilet.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Mrsdirtygirl I'd bite ur nipples

If u bite mine to"

Deal done

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

redhott is red

bonnie is blue

i'd like a MFF

with both of you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"redhott is red

bonnie is blue

i'd like a MFF

with both of you!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets aint violet

I came up with this poem

Whilst on the toilet."

brilliant

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

Roses are red

Snowdrops are white

Meet up with me

and have a hell of a night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

I don't lie

I'll get on my knees

If u pull down ur fly!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses are red

I don't lie

I'll get on my knees

If u pull down ur fly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are blue

violets are red

Try a bit harder

To get me to bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

So how the fuck

Did I end up with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

Alwaysforfun

Is one sexy fellow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Viagra is blue

better get the lube

itll be a long night for a few

Haha that's good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are RED,

Bacon is RED,

Poems are hard,

Mmmmmm Bacon!!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

My hand is good

But not as good as ur foo foo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Rhyming is hard,

I am Batman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Rhyming is hard,

I am Batman. "

Pmsl..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Rhyming is hard,

I am Batman.

Pmsl..

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just for u red

I'll do hal to

Only said in the sport of the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just for u red

I'll do hal to

Only said in the sport of the thread

Ya big liar! 'Sport of the thread' my eye!

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tiny and bold

Are looking for a crew

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just for u red

I'll do hal to

Only said in the sport of the thread

Ya big liar! 'Sport of the thread' my eye!"

Damm outted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Tiny is greedy,

BoldGirl is too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tiny and bold

Are looking for a crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just for u red

I'll do hal to

Only said in the sport of the thread

Ya big liar! 'Sport of the thread' my eye!"

finally caught him out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cj is horny

But then what's new ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just for u red

I'll do hal to

Only said in the sport of the thread

Haha very good CJ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

Your all are the fab crew

I can't wait till we screw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

The tap in the kitchen reminds me of you

Drip Drip Drip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've a spankable arse,

Waiting for you.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've a spankable arse,

Waiting for you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a big hand here

Ready to spank u

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cj is horny

But then what's new ??

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cj is horny

Cc u know what to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

CJs jocks are blue,

He'll whip them off,

And start pleasuring you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Poems are silly

Really wish someone

Would sit on my .....

Recliner lazyboy!

Dirty minds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cj is horny

But then what's new ??

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cj is horny

Cc u know what to do "

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come on up Cj

And I WILL show you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Snowdrops are white

I've been blessed with a fanny

That's nice and tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm using my vibe

But I'm thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

voilets are blue..............

Forgot what i was going to say now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hair is dark

Curvy is blonde

When I think of her

I use my wand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Snowdrops are white

I've been blessed with a fanny

That's nice and tight

pmsl ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hair is dark

Curvy is blonde

When I think of her

I use my wand

haha ya devil

ya talented devil though xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hair is dark

Curvy is blonde

When I think of her

I use my wand

haha ya devil

ya talented devil though xxx"

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are white with yellow in the middle

What do you mean daisies...

No I did not steal them from your garden....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are white with yellow in the middle

What do you mean daisies...

No I did not steal them from your garden....

Roses are red

Grass is green

Mr white pants man

You know I'm keen

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Roses are red

Violets are blue

A bottle of vodka is cheaper

Than dinner for two

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I usually end up putting too many syllables in the rhymes that I make

And I think I may have done it in this one too

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I usually end up putting too many syllables in the rhymes that I make

And I think I may have done it in this one too

Roses are red

Violets are blue

mick where u being

U know we missed u

Ffs don't let fooey see this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Roses have small pricks

That remind me of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Roses have small pricks

That remind me of you

Love it...and a few on here..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Roses have small pricks

That remind me of you

Love it...and a few on here..lol"

Yeah I've met a few!!! Lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Roses are red

Voilets are blue

I'm loving the poems

I'm private mail mine

To you ????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Here with my lad full of goo,

Needed you to make me giggity goo goo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm over this shit

What say you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't get the ride the night

so I'm goin to bed....

Fuck that didn't rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't get the ride the night

so I'm goin to bed....

Fuck that didn't rhyme

Meh...rhyming is so 5 hours ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't get the ride the night

so I'm goin to bed....

Fuck that didn't rhyme

Meh...rhyming is so 5 hours ago

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

The French jerseys are blue,

Roll on tomorrow,

Ireland Abu!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

The French jerseys are blue,

Roll on tomorrow,

Ireland Abu!

very good!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

The French jerseys are blue,

Roll on tomorrow,

Ireland Abu!

very good!!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Daffs are yellow

Me and Hal need another fellow

For some MMF fun

To spoil Miss Red

Can never be too many guys in her bed

Roses are red,

You are red too,

If you pick me for a mmf

I will not disappoint you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

My balls are blue,

If you meet me for a coffee,

I'll try to roide you. lol

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

Roses are red

Violets are pinky

Let's go upstairs

And do something kinky

Saw that on a genuine Valentine's card

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Come at my arse

And I'll f...ing kill you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

Doubletroublegalway does make me coo,

With his big threads if wisdom and cheeky big grin,

How lucky was I the day he gave in.

That's SOOOOO cute

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one doesn't

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By *orn ironmanMan over a year ago

derry

Roses are red

Violets are purple

Nothing rhymes with purple

Take your knickers off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Champagne is bubbly

Happy Valentine's day all

I'm watching the rugby!

C'mon Ireland!!

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Roses are red

Champagne is bubbly

Happy Valentine's day all

I'm watching the rugby!

C'mon Ireland!!

now now now bubbly and rugby don't rhyme....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"Roses are red

Champagne is bubbly

Happy Valentine's day all

I'm watching the rugby!

C'mon Ireland!!

now now now bubbly and rugby don't rhyme...."

If enough champagne is consumed they'll eventually rhyme.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Champagne is bubbly

Happy Valentine's day all

I'm watching the rugby!

C'mon Ireland!!

now now now bubbly and rugby don't rhyme...."

Lol shuuushh you! It's the best I got

and I can't have any bubbly!

shloer just isn't the same!!

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By *heDevilsownMan over a year ago

Go West

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Open ur legs

And let me through....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

BoldGirl's the name,

I wanna fuck you.

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By *s louWoman over a year ago

Enniskillen

roses are red

violets are blue

I wanna fuck

the brains outta you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I got a big boner

And it's just for you.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Absolutely excellent gorgeous lady!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The only reason I remembered valentines day

Is 'cos of you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

You are truely amazing sweetie..xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

Haha that's fantastic sweet well done

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

Good one sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue...

heres some teabags

happy valentines day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

violets are blue...

heres some teabags

happy valentines day!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The kettle is on,

Do you want toast too?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

"
awww sweet well done lovely lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Heres something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My Internet is fucked

I need to be too.

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By *imwildWoman over a year ago

around

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My Internet is fucked

I need to be too. "

Pmsl. I'll borrow this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

violets are blue...

heres some teabags

happy valentines day!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The kettle is on,

Do you want toast too?

roses are red

daffodils are yella!

seriously .....teabags!

you can't get a sweeter fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Heres something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roses are red

violets are blue...

heres some teabags

happy valentines day!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The kettle is on,

Do you want toast too?

roses are red

daffodils are yella!

seriously .....teabags!

you can't get a sweeter fella

At least they were barrys, none of that lyons crap

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Roses are red

The Hulk is green

Is smash your back door in

If you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

The Hulk is green

Is smash your back door in

If you know what I mean "

Well that's just what every girl wants to read on her Valentine's card!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

coal is jet black...

Now bend over tiger

till I tickle your sac!!!

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By *ellboy101Man over a year ago

cavan

"Roses are red

coal is jet black...

Now bend over tiger

till I tickle your sac!!!

Wb Years himself would be proud of that tweetie

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

roses are red

the stems are thin

it rubs the lotion

all over its skin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"roses are red

the stems are thin

it rubs the lotion

all over its skin"

Hahahaha that's my fave so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are glorious, don't try and surprise, Oscar Pistorius.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are glorious, don't try and surprise, Oscar Pistorius."

OMG brilliant pmsl ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

Aw just seen this know, that's lovely

feeling the love now xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lots of fun can be had

With the fabswingers crew

Candy with their sarcasm

Makes DTG want to orgasm

CC with her amazing chest

makes her meets feel truly blessed

And there's Fooey with his big grin

playing and teasing his foreskin

Michael, the big cheeky flirt

Dazzles us all with his blue shirt

Redhot with her gorgeous pictures

Arouses both married and bachelors

Laid and Lolly organising socials

Helping fabsters finding devils and facials

Pussypatrol being a bad actor

Pretending he's not knickersoaker

Letmebe you must agree

Is everyone's fantasy

Biggles is much taller than we thought

And is the sweetest guy overall

There are many more in this tale

You probably heard it all in the latest blackmail

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day

Let's all fuck each other, I daresay

ah thanks hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are glorious, don't try and surprise, Oscar Pistorius."

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Roses are red

violets are blue...

heres some teabags

happy valentines day!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The kettle is on,

Do you want toast too?

roses are red

daffodils are yella!

seriously .....teabags!

you can't get a sweeter fella

At least they were barrys, none of that lyons crap

Ahhh sure it puts the talk into tea

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By *illow1972Man over a year ago

Naas

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Who wants to meet me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I usually end up putting too many syllables in the rhymes that I make

And I think I may have done it in this one too

Roses are red

Violets are blue

mick where u being

U know we missed u

Ffs don't let fooey see this

He didn't call, write OR send a card!!

#Over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

What's up with ya mick

Fooeys a nice fellow...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

What's up with ya mick

Fooeys a nice fellow...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

"Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

What's up with ya mick

Fooeys a nice fellow...

"
ha ha I love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are RED,

That much is true,

But Violets are PURPLE,

Not fucking blue!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Valentine's it over

Looks like foofoo and mick are too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Roses are dead,

The violets are too,

I bought them in Aldi,

3 Euros for 2!

#bargain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses ARE red

Violets colour,debate her

But I think their blue

Fooey needs specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses ARE red

Violets colour,debate her

But I think their blue

Fooey needs specsavers

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