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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
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Post ur most embarrassing moment don't be shy its just a laugh if u can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others
Went out one night commando just a pair of Levis at some stage either sitting down or bending over the jeans ripped up the back just to the side of the seam hadn't a clue it happened till I went for a smoke and felt the draught. I had walked across a crowed bar with people sitting around their eye line about ass high I never returned from that smokec
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"Post ur most embarrassing moment don't be shy its just a laugh if u can't laugh at yourself don't laugh at others
Went out one night commando just a pair of Levis at some stage either sitting down or bending over the jeans ripped up the back just to the side of the seam hadn't a clue it happened till I went for a smoke and felt the draught. I had walked across a crowed bar with people sitting around their eye line about ass high I never returned from that smokec
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I once went a whole day wearing two different shoes in my defence the look the same from far away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Presenting certificates/packed room
SNEEZED.... needless to say it went EVERYWHERE!!!
Had to go and wash hands when I came back I got a round of applause.
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Awards dinner, bosses, clients, the lot. I tried really hard not to be late but I was, arrived as everyone was listening to the MC telling everyone dinner was about to be served if everyone could move to the dining room from the ballroom. "But ladies & gentlemen before you leave, please give your generous applause to your host, Mr & Mrs XXXXXXX..." so I hurried to get down the stairs in my dress & heels while the clapping was going on. Only made it to the mezzanine level before the hosts stood to recieve the applause and quiet the crowd, they stopped clapping just as I tripped over my hem & went ass over tit down 7 steps & ended up spread eagled face down in near perfect silence. Until I puffed my hair out of my eyes, looked back & saw my friends frozen in various stages of trying to grab me on the stairs, all with mouths wide & broke my shite laughing, followed by an entire room bursting out laughing. Twisted my ankle but didn't pay for a drink all night, got carried when we moved around and was thanked dozens of times for providing a long needed belly laugh! It's all good. |
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over a year ago
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Standing at the front of the chapel as my GF granny was being carried in for her funeral ...... Mobile started ringing
Tried unsuccessfully to switch it off
Couldn't find which pocket it was in !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awards dinner, bosses, clients, the lot. I tried really hard not to be late but I was, arrived as everyone was listening to the MC telling everyone dinner was about to be served if everyone could move to the dining room from the ballroom. "But ladies & gentlemen before you leave, please give your generous applause to your host, Mr & Mrs XXXXXXX..." so I hurried to get down the stairs in my dress & heels while the clapping was going on. Only made it to the mezzanine level before the hosts stood to recieve the applause and quiet the crowd, they stopped clapping just as I tripped over my hem & went ass over tit down 7 steps & ended up spread eagled face down in near perfect silence. Until I puffed my hair out of my eyes, looked back & saw my friends frozen in various stages of trying to grab me on the stairs, all with mouths wide & broke my shite laughing, followed by an entire room bursting out laughing. Twisted my ankle but didn't pay for a drink all night, got carried when we moved around and was thanked dozens of times for providing a long needed belly laugh! It's all good. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i have way to many to write up but the latest one was walkin into the closed side of a glass door at a swingers party in front of everyone and i was sober  "
Sorry laid but that was priceless to see  |
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I have had loads
But recently I was broken into a neighbour has rang me as I was not at home. So I rang the gardai while I was en route to my house. Got to my house same time as the guard . Did not go upstairs I went upstairs with the guard him telling me dont touch anything. In my bed on my bed underwear every where .
With 2 vibes my wand a cock ring batteries and condoms on bed. I even being upset 8 broken into was mortified the guards had seen the lot.
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I have had loads
But recently I was broken into a neighbour has rang me as I was not at home. So I rang the gardai while I was en route to my house. Got to my house same time as the guard . Did not go upstairs I went upstairs with the guard him telling me dont touch anything. In my bed on my bed underwear every where .
With 2 vibes my wand a cock ring batteries and condoms on bed. I even being upset 8 broken into was mortified the guards had seen the lot.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was out one night seen a girl I fancied for ages anyway plucked up the courage to chat her up, didnt see a bar stool infront of me tripped over it and busted myself she roared laughing and walked off. |
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