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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With valentines nearly upon us (literally) - after few glasses of bend in the river and a bag of popcorn mixed with peanut m&m's and a good dose of netflix, she gives you the bold eye so of you both pop to bed. He lies on his back, she unbuttons his trousers and slides them down to his ankles, cupping his balls with one hand and slobbering like a rabid dog on his cock. She peels of her jeggings and unclasp a her bra. Banging away good'oh, his eyes roll back like he was a character in poltergeist 2.. Boom, blows his Heinz 57 varieties inside her. Both exhausted they roll onto their backs to enjoy the post coital euphoria.. Fuck! Damp patch right in the middle of the two of them. Ballox it anyway, hes off down to watch another box set.
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Jesus I've read your topic saying will i or won't i post on your thread ha ha cos the truth of the matter is,I wouldn't be the one to jump up and change the sheets,, I'd be the one to sleep on them and change them the next morning.,purely out of laziness and basking in the afterglow, not because I've a thing for soiled linen....  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Barney u have to be one of the most well versed cubicle hoarders I ever known brilliant description.
Rubber sheets come to mind 
Then you'd need babyoil to stop rubber burns "
Mmm baby oil I could handle that along as u warm it first  |
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"Barney u have to be one of the most well versed cubicle hoarders I ever known brilliant description.
Rubber sheets come to mind
Then you'd need babyoil to stop rubber burns
Mmm baby oil I could handle that along as u warm it first "
The thighs are the limit |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Barney u have to be one of the most well versed cubicle hoarders I ever known brilliant description.
Rubber sheets come to mind
Then you'd need babyoil to stop rubber burns
Mmm baby oil I could handle that along as u warm it first
The thighs are the limit "
Let's take it to the limit and see what happens |
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