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hairbrush keys
Perfume phone charger
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"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water.. "and a partridge in a pear tree  | |||
"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water..
and a partridge in a pear tree "Don't rule it out lol | |||
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"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water.. "Jeez that's a rucksack | |||
"Keys of Clubhouse, car, Quad, House & sheds, Mascarra,lip balm, hair grips, Hair clip, notpad and Pen, Chewing Gum, needle for Ball pump, ref whistle, perfume, 2 apples, Cattle cards to drop at the Vets & Bottle of Water..
Jeez that's a rucksack "Gear bag is in the boot... | |||
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"Purse hairbrush recites passport breath freshener pkt polo mints make up bag bottle of perfume my pass card for work two mobile phones three condoms pair of sexy panties ( just in case ) glasses and contact lenses a bannana and a screwdriver and that is the lot "A screwdriver tells me you may be a woman prepared for anything...Some real McGyver stuff that! | |||
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"Purse hairbrush recites passport breath freshener pkt polo mints make up bag bottle of perfume my pass card for work two mobile phones three condoms pair of sexy panties ( just in case ) glasses and contact lenses a bannana and a screwdriver and that is the lot
A screwdriver tells me you may be a woman prepared for anything...Some real McGyver stuff that!"yes when I am tied up handcuffed and blindfolded I can free myself with a hair grip 
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"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date "thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ? | |||
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"If you were tied up and handcuffed at the same time and still manage to escape...There's a good chance you could be bigger than Houdini ever dreamed of
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"Do man bags count?" Why not... | |||
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"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date
thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ? "A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya 
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"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date
thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?
A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya
"we shall have to strike up an agreement that if ever you find that your condoms are getting close to date you'll call on me to help use them before they go out of date i might even cook "Spatchcocked Poussin" while im at it | |||
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"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date
thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?
A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya
we shall have to strike up an agreement that if ever you find that your condoms are getting close to date you'll call on me to help use them before they go out of date i might even cook "Spatchcocked Poussin" while im at it " Ok, just no Ed Sheeran thanks. I'm actually gonna change that to Sam Smith, his screeching hurts my brain  | |||
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"My glasses that should be on my face, a purse, 2 phones, 4 pens, a plaster, a name badge, Mascara, Lip balm, Concealer and Condoms (2) 1 ribbed and 1 that's out of date
thats criminal that you allowed a condom to go out of date i thought that it was only me that happened to ?
A little piece of has me died inside, sad times I tell ya
we shall have to strike up an agreement that if ever you find that your condoms are getting close to date you'll call on me to help use them before they go out of date i might even cook "Spatchcocked Poussin" while im at it
Ok, just no Ed Sheeran thanks. I'm actually gonna change that to Sam Smith, his screeching hurts my brain "sam smith I can do lol | |||
"makeup bag full of little bottles of vodka. "Where is the party.. | |||
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"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag "U sure that's not a tool box u have | |||
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"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag
U sure that's not a tool box u have "I like to be prepared lol | |||
"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag
U sure that's not a tool box u have
I like to be prepared lol"Join the AA all u need is a card call in and they send u a man in uniform all u need is condoms and wipes then ur bag is fifty pounds lighter straight away | |||
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jesus I need to clean my bag out! | |||
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"makeup bag full of little bottles of vodka.
Where is the party.. "In my pants | |||
"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag
U sure that's not a tool box u have
I like to be prepared lol
Join the AA all u need is a card call in and they send u a man in uniform all u need is condoms and wipes then ur bag is fifty pounds lighter straight away"Why would I call the AA man when I can do it myself lol | |||
"2 lipsticks, my purse hairbrush, screw driver Allen keys, house keys hair scrunchies, small pliers, needles and thread small nail scissors, nail file, 4 pens and baby wiped and a baby rattle in my handbag
U sure that's not a tool box u have
I like to be prepared lol
Join the AA all u need is a card call in and they send u a man in uniform all u need is condoms and wipes then ur bag is fifty pounds lighter straight away
Why would I call the AA man when I can do it myself lol"Cause u have no battery charger in ur bag | |||
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