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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following on from everyone's good mood, plus it's Valentines week and the Limerick social is on Saturday I thought do be fun to make up a Limerick about a fellow fabster !! Try not to get bitchy now! 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's mine
The once was a man named Munster Stag
Who's balls they did not sag
When GG gave them a lick
An erection came over his dick
And all night long they did shag!   |
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There was a young lady called GG
Who was able to squirt quite freely.
It turned me on quite a bit
To cum on her tit
But I missed out on a chance for round three-three! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called GG
Who was able to squirt quite freely.
It turned me on quite a bit
To cum on her tit
But I missed out on a chance for round three-three!"
Ha ha deadly John |
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There once was a man, DTG
Who was adept at fingering gee.
But I'll give you a warning,
He'll only play in the morning,
Cos he's to do the school run at three! |
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"Here's mine
The once was a man named Munster Stag
Who's balls they did not sag
When GG gave them a lick
An erection came over his dick
And all night long they did shag! "
Brilliant!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If this can wait till after Saturday I'll throw a few up because I haven't met any1 yet so it's hard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a man, DTG
Who was adept at fingering gee.
But I'll give you a warning,
He'll only play in the morning,
Cos he's to do the school run at three!"
You're on fire John!! |
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"There once was a man, DTG
Who was adept at fingering gee.
But I'll give you a warning,
He'll only play in the morning,
Cos he's to do the school run at three!"
Whoops, my drink just missed my keyboard!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
There once was a lady i knew
Who really didnt have a clue
I showed her my cock
She did get quiet a shock
Now she knows well what to do |
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There once was a man named John mingo
Meeting him was like winning at bingo
Depsite an average face,
He's great on the bass,
But as a Beatle he would have been Ringo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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John Mingo likes to play bass
Could he do it while I sat on his face?
He probably could
But if he got wood
I'd move & sink his mace... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
There once was a man called cj
Who always wanted to play
The girls would run scared
Because of what they heard
Now his cock has withered away
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Great thread gb good to laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great thread gb good to laugh "
I'm in a giddy mood today myself so why not! Every little helps get over the hump of the week! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a couple called candy store
Who's tits I did adore
Will they be at the meet and greet?
Well that would be a treat
But then I'd be screaming for more! |
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There once was a lady, store-candy
Whose bosoms did make me quite randy.
But given a chance
I'd give her more than a dance
And in the morning she'd be walking quite bandy! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Great thread gb good to laugh
I'm in a giddy mood today myself so why not! Every little helps get over the hump of the week! "
Mmm a hump u say that would be nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a guy called Hal
Who at first was just my pal
Til I got a peek at his cock
And im still in shock
Damn im a lucky gal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a guy called Hal
Who at first was just my pal
Til I got a peek at his cock
And im still in shock
Damn im a lucky gal "
Cracker! Thank you GBaby & Mingo. |
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There once was a lady, Redhott
Who knew how to work work what she'd got.
With boobs you could cry for,
An ass you could die for,
Have I shagged her? Alas I have not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Red is always on top
Of the photos that are deemed to be hot
Hubs wanted to vote
But I gave him a poke
And told him I'd get in a snot. |
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"There once was a guy called Hal
Who at first was just my pal
Til I got a peek at his cock
And im still in shock
Damn im a lucky gal "
Ha ha brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called red
Who I would love to get into bed
Her body is smoking
I'd give more than a poking
But I'll have to wait till hal is dead!!
Pmsl sorry Hal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahaha love it Candy and Mingo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called red
Who I would love to get into bed
Her body is smoking
I'd give more than a poking
But I'll have to wait till hal is dead!!
Pmsl sorry Hal! "
Lol great thread idea, giving me a good giggle |
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There was a young girl called Funplaything
Whose ass and pert boobs were amazing.
Though she's from far away,
I'm dying to play,
I'm so horny I can't find a rhyme for amazing!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhhh...Tis a great thread |
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"Ahhhhh...Tis a great thread "
Ok annie please dont kill me for this..
The lady from monsters of party
Has a laugh you could describe as hearty.
Careful doing her doggy
Her pussy gets soggy
And if you pull out she gets a bit farty! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Party monster annie is like my sister
Doesn't mean I wouldn't shag her mister
As a person she's the best
As a ride you'll get no rest
On Saturday night who'll be pissed-er!!!??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On fab there's always a troll
Who thinks they're really quite droll
So I say to the haters
See ya laters
Go and kiss my hole |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
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"On fab there's always a troll
Who thinks they're really quite droll
So I say to the haters
See ya laters
Go and kiss my hole "
Love it! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
When annie and i go to a do
We always visit the loo
For a bit of u know what
Shes is an insatiable tott
Annie i have a monster for u |
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There was a young fella called Damien
For lack of meets he was always complainin'
But if he turned up after an invite,
We'd all die of fright,
Cos our interest in him is just wainin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young fella called Damien
For lack of meets he was always complainin'
But if he turned up after an invite,
We'd all die of fright,
Cos our interest in him is just wainin'"
Haha!
Missed your calling indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Annie, Annie, Annie
Where do I start?
Champion of us mortals
Helping Noobs to start
Organiser extraordinaire
She swings her blonde hair
And like Dorothy's heels
Shit clicks into place.
But this ain't Kansas
It's Ireland you know
Whatever you do, someone has a go
So kick up your heels, pour another drink
Smile for a change, it's easier than you think.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol this thread is so funny!! Who knew we had so many poets amoung us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man, DTG
Who was adept at fingering gee.
But I'll give you a warning,
He'll only play in the morning,
Cos he's to do the school run at three!"
BRILLIANT |
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There was a young man called wrx
His parties are all full of sex
To be an impeccable host,
He won't drink the most,
To keep his lad up he only drinks becks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a young lady called Lolli
Who's organised many a jolly
The host with the most
Let's give her a toast
She's one of Fabs best by golly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laid dresses as Father C.
He might let you sit on his knee
He'll have a good flirt
With his hand up yer skirt
But his sack
I yet have to see.
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Thers is a lassy called lae
Who really liked to get laid
With eyes like pools
Over which i have drooled
For her id gladly delay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fantastic thread some real funny ones... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thers is a lassy called lae
Who really liked to get laid
With eyes like pools
Over which i have drooled
For her id gladly delay "
CJ  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hilarious thread
Some real talent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a guy called Laid
I knew 'twas a good choice I made
So gimme a break
Where's me cake
Or even some jamalade  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hilarious well done all |
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There once was a girl called GG
My god was she a great kisser
Her eyes were so green
They were like a jolt of caffiene
And her nails would make you shiver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for a sniper for John Mingo |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"I once met a guy called Laid
I knew 'twas a good choice I made
So gimme a break
Where's me cake
Or even some jamalade "
lol i love it |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Miss cc has wonderfull breasts
I cant wait to sample the rest
Now get to bold
For u will be told
Not to many have survived the test |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On fab there's always a troll
Who thinks they're really quite droll
So I say to the haters
See ya laters
Go and kiss my hole "
class! |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"There was a young man called wrx
His parties are all full of sex
To be an impeccable host,
He won't drink the most,
To keep his lad up he only drinks becks!"
very good mingo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On fab there's always a troll
Who thinks they're really quite droll
So I say to the haters
See ya laters
Go and kiss my hole
class!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my name is the mistress of fuckery
ive a p h d in cocksuckery
ill spank yer bum
and make ya cum
ill use ya
then ill lose ya
so pay attention if i choose ya !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss cc has wonderfull breasts
I cant wait to sample the rest
Now get to bold
For u will be told
Not to many have survived the test"
oh Cj...you crack me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my name is the mistress of fuckery
ive a p h d in cocksuckery
ill spank yer bum
and make ya cum
ill use ya
then ill lose ya
so pay attention if i choose ya !
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Hahaha love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a girl called GG
My god was she a great kisser
Her eyes were so green
They were like a jolt of caffiene
And her nails would make you shiver "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Annie, Annie, Annie
Where do I start?
Champion of us mortals
Helping Noobs to start
Organiser extraordinaire
She swings her blonde hair
And like Dorothy's heels
Shit clicks into place.
But this ain't Kansas
It's Ireland you know
Whatever you do, someone has a go
So kick up your heels, pour another drink
Smile for a change, it's easier than you think.
"
OMG...Just seen this now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When annie and i go to a do
We always visit the loo
For a bit of u know what
Shes is an insatiable tott
Annie i have a monster for u"
Lol....I missed this earlier too...Lmao |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
We are all members of a site called fab
Where some come to find a big lad
Now dont get in a spin
If a lads not ur thing
The women here will look after ur fad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss CC, who hails from cavan
Is someone to whom I'd give wavin
I drove up to meet her
My car busted a heater
The furthest I got was to navan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss CC, who hails from cavan
Is someone to whom I'd give wavin
I drove up to meet her
My car busted a heater
The furthest I got was to navan!"
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree
I wonder what she thinks of me
Her eyes are only for Ollie
As a pair they are jolly
Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss CC, who hails from cavan
Is someone to whom I'd give wavin
I drove up to meet her
My car busted a heater
The furthest I got was to navan!"
Very good |
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There once was a woman called pure honey
Who liked to wear a jumper with a bunny
But if you like hugs
Beware of the bugs
But honestly she is bags full of funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a lad from limerick called CJ
Who wanted to give all the lady's a BJ
But to there distress, he wore a dress
And party monsters kicked his mess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Party monster annie is like my sister
Doesn't mean I wouldn't shag her mister
As a person she's the best
As a ride you'll get no rest
On Saturday night who'll be pissed-er!!!??? "
Your a nutter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a girl called Annie
Who had one hell of a ....
So when she points her finger
You better not linger
And for fuck sake don't call her nanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a girl called Annie
Who had one hell of a ....
So when she points her finger
You better not linger
And for fuck sake don't call her nanny "
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There's a lady here called apple tree,
Who's shacked up with a guy called Ollie,
Now I'll be confirmin'
When she speaks in German
Her boobs will erect your pee-pee! |
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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago
curtain twitching sleepy village |
"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree
I wonder what she thinks of me
Her eyes are only for Ollie
As a pair they are jolly
Ah Apples let me lick ur gee! "
You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago
curtain twitching sleepy village |
"There's a lady here called apple tree,
Who's shacked up with a guy called Ollie,
Now I'll be confirmin'
When she speaks in German
Her boobs will erect your pee-pee!"
Wow......gosh'em....never been a muse of such beautiful limericks before .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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John Mingo is our silver fox
The way he rolls just rocks
He's fond of a tit
Id give him a bit
But he'd probably jizz in his jocks
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"John Mingo is our silver fox
The way he rolls just rocks
He's fond of a tit
Id give him a bit
But he'd probably jizz in his jocks
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I love it. And probably true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"John Mingo is our silver fox
The way he rolls just rocks
He's fond of a tit
Id give him a bit
But he'd probably jizz in his jocks
I love it. And probably true."
Probably?
This is the funniest thread ever, we're wasted here |
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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago
east |
dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!"
Not only one what thinks it now |
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"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!"
This lady laura86x,
A mistress of submissive sex,
She's a curvy wee vixen
Who needs a fixin'
At a party with Jo and with wex
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!"
there once was a girl called laura
who had wonderfull aura.
her bedrooms skills where legendary
to get her to bed goodlooks charm
where not only needed but necessary
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
There once was a girl called Belle,
Who thought she would go to Hell,
So she tried to be good,
As much as she could,
But that didnt end well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was a couple frosty and duffer
All night long he would stuff'er
A lifetime forum ban?
Please help If u can
But God's sake don't cuff'er |
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By *s. AppletreeWoman
over a year ago
curtain twitching sleepy village |
"There was a young lady, Ms. Appletree
I wonder what she thinks of me
Her eyes are only for Ollie
As a pair they are jolly
Ah Apples let me lick ur gee!
You naughty naughty naughty little girl.....blush lol
Your in denial Apples, you want me ha ha ha
I think you'll find it's me she wants  "
That's it ...secrets out now ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a girl called Belle,
Who thought she would go to Hell,
So she tried to be good,
As much as she could,
But that didnt end well"
Lol....do me do me |
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There once was a girl called Maza Lelle
It was straight from heaven she fell
But if you forget an L
Prepare to given hell
But this doll is belle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a woman called pure honey
Who liked to wear a jumper with a bunny
But if you like hugs
Beware of the bugs
But honestly she is bags full of funny"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a lady called Red
Who's difficult to get into bed
But if you manage
She'll do you some damage
And fill your pencil with lead.
Might as well do myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a girl called Maza Lelle
It was straight from heaven she fell
But if you forget an L
Prepare to given hell
But this doll is belle"
just perfect and 100% true |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
There was a lad call fast
God help him he couldnt really last
Now dont get upset
He has seen the vet
His prediction is it will pass |
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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago
east |
"dam it i should have chosen a Rhymier name!
This lady laura86x,
A mistress of submissive sex,
She's a curvy wee vixen
Who needs a fixin'
At a party with Jo and with wex
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Haha Yay! ! Thank you laid and mingo! !! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
There was an old man called cj
Who had never cum from a bj
While the ladies had tried
Even a few had cried
They couldnt milk cj from a bj |
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"There was an old man called cj
Who had never cum from a bj
While the ladies had tried
Even a few had cried
They couldnt milk cj from a bj
"
Good one  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"There was an old man called cj
Who had never cum from a bj
While the ladies had tried
Even a few had cried
They couldnt milk cj from a bj
Good one "
Want to try again |
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"There was an old man called cj
Who had never cum from a bj
While the ladies had tried
Even a few had cried
They couldnt milk cj from a bj
Good one
Want to try again "
always the opportunist! |
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"There was a lad call fast
God help him he couldnt really last
Now dont get upset
He has seen the vet
His prediction is it will pass"
This one really made me lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a girl called Belle,
Who thought she would go to Hell,
So she tried to be good,
As much as she could,
But that didnt end well"
 I love it thanks laid.
At least I'll be in good company there |
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"There was a lad call fast
God help him he couldnt really last
Now dont get upset
He has seen the vet
His prediction is it will pass"
ha ha that's brilliant. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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On this sitw there is a girl called roxie
Quiet a few say she is foxie
She has orginised a do
And invited a few
The date doesnt suit and its poxy  |
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There is a girl called maza lelle
Who really is looking quite well.
She looks great on a thong,
But get her name wrong,
And you will be sent straight to hell! |
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"There once was a girl called Maza Lelle
It was straight from heaven she fell
But if you forget an L
Prepare to given hell
But this doll is belle
just perfect and 100% true "
We aim to please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lady from curvy and rough
Has such a wonderful muff
I'm dying to hookup,
But lord what a fuckup
Getting to galway is tough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a fun lady called kitty
And I'm fond of my dewy big titties
Play by my game
And I'll be tamer than tame
But be tricky and that's it for your dicky |
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There's a lady her called bonnie blue
Who has a lovely foo-foo
I'm dying to meet her,
I'd know just how to treat her,
But I'm worried I haven't a clue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a lad call fast
God help him he couldnt really last
Now dont get upset
He has seen the vet
His prediction is it will pass"
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mingo you missed your calling.
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Theres a lady in galway i know
Who loves to put on a show
Her hubby is grand
He may even lend her a hand
Whoo hoo its off to galway i go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a woman I knew who was orange,
Ah shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a woman I knew who was orange,
Ah shite."
There once was a woman I knew who was orange
She called it her Thursday night challenge
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There's a lady here called pollyanna,
From heaven she is, just like manna,
With her pert little bum,
She soon made me cum,
And I shot all the way to buncranna! |
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"The lady from curvy and rough
Has such a wonderful muff
I'm dying to hookup,
But lord what a fuckup
Getting to galway is tough!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
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They all did..I'm amazed at the talent |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
They all did..I'm amazed at the talent"
Am giggling here at them v.good all. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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There was a lady called kim
who joined fab on a whim
They say shes sarcastic
Kim doesnt coat it with plastic
Our kim is definitely not a jim
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just went to read one of these out to my work colleagues
Sometimes real world friends not knowing about fab world friends is just not good! |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
there once was a girl called laelaps
who communicated with men via apps
too many cock pics sent
a lot of them bent
she wondered where are all the nice chaps
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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There was a young girl called lae
While chatting to her friend one day
She never told them abot fab
But very nearly did blab
Lokk my friends are all bi or gay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
They all did..I'm amazed at the talent
Am giggling here at them v.good all. "
Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it. |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
They all did..I'm amazed at the talent
Am giggling here at them v.good all.
Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it. "
Same. Wish i could but wouldn't be a patch on these. |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
They all did..I'm amazed at the talent
Am giggling here at them v.good all.
Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it. "
there is a girl called CC
who favorite saint was Assisi
many payers where said
whilst laying in bed
she wished finding a man was easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
They all did..I'm amazed at the talent
Am giggling here at them v.good all.
Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it.
there is a girl called CC
who favorite saint was Assisi
many payers where said
whilst laying in bed
she wished finding a man was easy"
You sooooo got that right |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Mingo you missed your calling.
They all did..I'm amazed at the talent
Am giggling here at them v.good all.
Super they are.I wouldn't even dare to try it.
Same. Wish i could but wouldn't be a patch on these. "
Give ut a go ull never know till u try i pissing my self here all day people looking at me thinking hes a happy chappy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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McCarthy is missing a treat
But landscapes, they must be beat
He stood on a mattock,
Fired his balls into his attic
And now he speaks with a squeak. |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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My sad attempt:
While perving on Fab all day
A game was decided to play
To pass all their time
Come up with a rhyme
'bout other fabbers, even cj.
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"McCarthy is missing a treat
But landscapes, they must be beat
He stood on a mattock,
Fired his balls into his attic
And now he speaks with a squeak."
Hahaha brill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sad attempt:
While perving on Fab all day
A game was decided to play
To pass all their time
Come up with a rhyme
'bout other fabbers, even cj.
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Aahhhhhhj Kim I love it well done |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"My sad attempt:
While perving on Fab all day
A game was decided to play
To pass all their time
Come up with a rhyme
'bout other fabbers, even cj.
Aahhhhhhj Kim I love it well done "
come on you now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a woman here who loved swinging
The thought had her fanny a ringing
With handcuffs and jizz
She sure was a whiz
She had multiple partners a grinning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sad attempt:
While perving on Fab all day
A game was decided to play
To pass all their time
Come up with a rhyme
'bout other fabbers, even cj.
Aahhhhhhj Kim I love it well done come on you now. "
I am not that intelligent I'm afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr69:
Miss CC rhymes with nowt
So I've had to make it about
Her wonderful lips
And shapely t*ts
Maybe now she'll shake them about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got mails from plenty a guy
Who swear they are really not bi
They'll take a cock up the bum
That will sure make them cum
And pretend it was coz they got high |
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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago
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"I got mails from plenty a guy
Who swear they are really not bi
They'll take a cock up the bum
That will sure make them cum
And pretend it was coz they got high "
Pmsl |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"I got mails from plenty a guy
Who swear they are really not bi
They'll take a cock up the bum
That will sure make them cum
And pretend it was coz they got high "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr69:
Miss CC rhymes with nowt
So I've had to make it about
Her wonderful lips
And shapely t*ts
Maybe now she'll shake them about?"
Of course I will shake them for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanted to stand out from the flock
At the start fab gave me a shock
With no hiding places
And No pics of our faces
But now I send pics of my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got mails from plenty a guy
Who swear they are really not bi
They'll take a cock up the bum
That will sure make them cum
And pretend it was coz they got high
Pmsl "
Oh dear god I'm shite at that pmsl |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"I got mails from plenty a guy
Who swear they are really not bi
They'll take a cock up the bum
That will sure make them cum
And pretend it was coz they got high
Pmsl
Oh dear god I'm shite at that pmsl "
Its better then my attempt. I'm pmsl here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady called candy store
With fools she wipes the floor
She won't miss a trick
While giving you stick
I'll stop before im shown the door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady called candy store
With fools she wipes the floor
She won't miss a trick
While giving you stick
I'll stop before im shown the door "
Lol! thanks Red & nice one CC. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People are fairly unhappy
Coz some of the mods are quite crabby
Us Irish are odd
We need our own mod
Then all will be fine and dandy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will get a ban for that now...pmsl |
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"McCarthy is missing a treat
But landscapes, they must be beat
He stood on a mattock,
Fired his balls into his attic
And now he speaks with a squeak."
ha ha that's brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a lady called red
Who they say gives mighty head
The harder they try
The more she's shy
And now hides under the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a lady called red
Who they say gives mighty head
The harder they try
The more she's shy
And now hides under the bed "
Lol that's very accurate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Laura
God only knows I adore her
Looks gorgeous in bed
With Belles squirt on her head
Then all we can say is "encore"! |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Laura
God only knows I adore her
Looks gorgeous in bed
With Belles squirt on her head
Then all we can say is "encore"!"
pmsl
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pmsl some very goods one there. |
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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called Laura
God only knows I adore her
Looks gorgeous in bed
With Belles squirt on her head
Then all we can say is "encore"!"
 swoon xx that cock, that tongue and you write poetry! Be still my aching heart hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So what's with these pic stealers
At school they were the class squealer
With small tiny pricks
And fat bellies that stink
If I meet one ill rip there head off and take a shit down their throat.....
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.ummmm....i need to work on me last line...  |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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There was a tall man named biggles
Who claimed he could make you wiggle
He got it all wrong
Backwards on went the thong
That couldn't hide his wee dingle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well done to all the posters, thoroughly enjoyed that thread, defo made hump day go faster!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a few people on here talk shite,
Who only the desparate thinks right,
They sometimes get put in there place and end up sitting red faced.
So stand up for yourselves my friends, and never take shit from bellends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a tall man named biggles
Who claimed he could make you wiggle
He got it all wrong
Backwards on went the thong
That couldn't hide his wee dingle "
ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Applause*
Hilarious. .. couldn't really look at this in work. Only seeing all now.
Our talents are endless in Fab Ireland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Desperate is spelled with an E
But you don't need to hear that from me
We don't need your tips
'Cos we are not dicks
& ventriloquists don't need to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Der was a young girl called roxie
From Limerick she was kinda foxie
When she lifted her dress
And showed the boys her mess
It was anything but poxie
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks guys about mine I wish I could make some about you too but as you know Im too blonde for writing stuff luke this |
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There was a lad called DTG
Who the girls all thought was hung like the gg's
But when they reach for his cock
They only find a sock
And get a case of the hehe's
And that's not being bitchy! There is always socks involved
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a lad called DTG
Who the girls all thought was hung like the gg's
But when they reach for his cock
They only find a sock
And get a case of the hehe's
And that's not being bitchy! There is always socks involved
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nice one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a lad called DTG
Who the girls all thought was hung like the gg's
But when they reach for his cock
They only find a sock
And get a case of the hehe's
And that's not being bitchy! There is always socks involved
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#SOCKY (Private Galway Fabbers Joke)
Thank you. Love ye x |
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I'm Limerick there's a lady called Foxie
Who's shown to have plenty of moxie
If you dont treat her well,
She'll give you hell
And you'll get a kick in your rocksies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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GROUPHUG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pinklady we all can agree
Was troubled by more than me
She held it all back
Then went on the attack
& vanished in a puff of hypocrisy |
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