Good Morning Everyone!
A bit of light cheese to get things goin....
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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"Good Morning Everyone!
A bit of light cheese to get things goin....
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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Good morning!!  very good that pleased my sleepy eyes!! !   |
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good morning all 
Anne is working in a chemist when in walks a lad and asks her for a box of condoms .
Anne asks what size
lad iv no idea so Anne says to him pull out your cock ill have a few pulls and ill know what size
man does as he is told and after a few pulls Anne calls back to Mary pass me box of large condoms
after awhile another man walks in with same request Anne say the same to him and again man pulls out cock Anne has a few pulls and shouts back .. Mary box of condoms medium
after another while in walks a very nervous looking lad again he asks Anne for a box of condoms again Anne tells him pull out cock she will have a few pulls
so nervous lad does as asked and after a few pulls Anne shouts back Mary.....
j cloth please
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"Good Morning Everyone!
A bit of light cheese to get things goin....
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning  "
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
Party Monster - Morning Darling "
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"good morning all
Anne is working in a chemist when in walks a lad and asks her for a box of condoms .
Anne asks what size
lad iv no idea so Anne says to him pull out your cock ill have a few pulls and ill know what size
man does as he is told and after a few pulls Anne calls back to Mary pass me box of large condoms
after awhile another man walks in with same request Anne say the same to him and again man pulls out cock Anne has a few pulls and shouts back .. Mary box of condoms medium
after another while in walks a very nervous looking lad again he asks Anne for a box of condoms again Anne tells him pull out cock she will have a few pulls
so nervous lad does as asked and after a few pulls Anne shouts back Mary.....
j cloth please
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Hope everyone is fab-u-lous on this (not sure how weather is) wednesday morning.. awesome nights sleep and wake to some filthy txts.. love it!! rightly sets me up for the day!! Have an awesome one.. xXx foxie roxie xXx |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
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You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side  |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side "
Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!
CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave! |
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"I would say good morning only I'm as stiff as cock this morning. I really should do a cool down session after a meet....  ouch"
count yourself lucky.. there are some men here that wouldnt even warm ya up!!!! |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side
Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!
CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave! "
Lol now there's a thought |
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"Morning y'all nice to read some funnies on the thread
Its actually been great fun on the forums the last couple of days... Something must be brewing
Lol like when things are too good to be true they usually are? "
Exactly |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side
Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!
CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!
Lol now there's a thought "
I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol
Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please |
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"I would say good morning only I'm as stiff as cock this morning. I really should do a cool down session after a meet.... ouch
count yourself lucky.. there are some men here that wouldnt even warm ya up!!!!"
ooohhh ouchers!!!! I'm liking that |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side
Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!
CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!
Lol now there's a thought
I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol
Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please "
Yera cmere are these massages any good lik???  |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side
Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!
CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!
Lol now there's a thought
I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol
Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please
Yera cmere are these massages any good lik??? "
I'm still waiting on the certificates to come through Rubes but they said to keep practicing and I'll get there the wages are shite but the payoff is huge!! |
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"Good morning everyone..... Giggles at dawn!? Someone woke up on the right side of the bed.... Pity it wasn't my bed this morning
I'll say nothing about beds and sides
You will never win that argument baby I will always have the 'right' side
Arguments in bed make for hot sex!!
CC may I suggest you get all Ur meets to give U a massage before they leave!
Lol now there's a thought
I've definitely pulled a few muscles in my time, especially after a party!!! Lol
Mr Stag can I get a massage Sunday morning please
Yera cmere are these massages any good lik???
I'm still waiting on the certificates to come through Rubes but they said to keep practicing and I'll get there the wages are shite but the payoff is huge!! "
Yeah Rubes get your name down I'm doing 'take a ticket' Sunday morning, I'm first |
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