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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got an email from a company offering a guaranteed extra 4 inches on my laughable little Johnson in exchange for 25 usd. Seems reasonable.
Anyone ever use the stretch tech and get results? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My girlfriend walked out on me after I blew our savings on a penis extension.
She said she just couldn't take it any longer. "
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I'm afraid it's a con job IDE say cos no one can add 4 inches on to ur little guy not being rude ok . I just watched a programe about a poor guy who wanted an extension but in d end he did not go for it . I think they can add an half inch r thereabouts . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid it's a con job IDE say cos no one can add 4 inches on to ur little guy not being rude ok . I just watched a programe about a poor guy who wanted an extension but in d end he did not go for it . I think they can add an half inch r thereabouts . .
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Who are d cos that would double mine |
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I was just looking through my spam email when I saw this advert.
"Penis Enlargement - 80% off"
Surely that's not an enlargement?
In the end, I sent away for it.
They sent me back a magnifying glass. |
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"I was just looking through my spam email when I saw this advert.
"Penis Enlargement - 80% off"
Surely that's not an enlargement?
In the end, I sent away for it.
They sent me back a magnifying glass. "
Lol your posts do entertain me |
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"I was just looking through my spam email when I saw this advert.
"Penis Enlargement - 80% off"
Surely that's not an enlargement?
In the end, I sent away for it.
They sent me back a magnifying glass. "
Ohhhhh it's too late to be laughing like this, I'll be all giddy and get up to no good now!!! '  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can get a rubber pussy that attaches to your dick and turns your dick into a dildo.
So you can fuck her with a dildo while you fuck the rubber pussy.
If you get the right one it will be lik she is being fucked by a horsee, and it will feel like you are fucking one too. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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If you get the right one it will be lik she is being fucked by a horsee, and it will feel like you are fucking one too.
Who wants to be fucked by a horse and who wants to fuck a horse?"
Naaa that i know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to be fucked by a horse and who wants to fuck a horse?"
What would you prefer? Zombie, Cyborg, Alien, or Dracula? Cause you can get them in fleshlights and dildos.
The Zombie dildo looks impressive |
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"What would you prefer? Zombie, Cyborg, Alien, or Dracula? Cause you can get them in fleshlights and dildos.
The Zombie dildo looks impressive"
I've noticed since a mate of mine bought one of those fleshlights, his masturbation has got out of hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What would you prefer? Zombie, Cyborg, Alien, or Dracula? Cause you can get them in fleshlights and dildos.
The Zombie dildo looks impressive
I've noticed since a mate of mine bought one of those fleshlights, his masturbation has got out of hand."
he's really getting into it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to be fucked by a horse and who wants to fuck a horse?
Neigh-body
Lol this thread is so funny, I love the wit "
I just got a mail saying I've won the Nigerian lottery whoop.. Once I send them my bank details they will transfer the money into my account.. I'm going straight off and getting me some 4 inch extensions |
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