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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can fold my tongue in half...sideways..
I'm quite flexible so I can twist my hands right round...and my legs...bit weird looking...
I can sing like Louis Armstrong...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second"
Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?"
i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people."
Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't have any smell! Not sure its a skill but can come in handy! Does effect taste though 
Means I don't have a gag reflex and I can relax my throat! now that is a useful skill!!  lol |
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"Don't have any smell! Not sure its a skill but can come in handy! Does effect taste though
Means I don't have a gag reflex and I can relax my throat! now that is a useful skill!! lol "
I feel there could be a few more marriage proposals here before long  |
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"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?
i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight "
Did two pints in under 2 seconds once and it nearly killed me Drink sensibly kids  |
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"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?
i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight
Did two pints in under 2 seconds once and it nearly killed me Drink sensibly kids "
Is that humanly possible? Are you a hippopotamus by any chance? |
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"The ability to remember stupid amounts of useless information and drinking a pint in under one second Drink a pint in under 1 second? That's gotta be a record?
i could do bottles of wkd in just under 2 seconds and i was drinking champ in uni for 3 years straight
Did two pints in under 2 seconds once and it nearly killed me Drink sensibly kids
Is that humanly possible? Are you a hippopotamus by any chance? "
It wasn't the volume that was the main problem it was the fact I was drinking larger which is full of gas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it
as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move if it's the latter I can see why she loves it "
no moobs all boobs! Chest guns she calls them! |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it
as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move if it's the latter I can see why she loves it
no moobs all boobs! Chest guns she calls them!"
Phwoaarrrr!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can jiggle my chest! Wife loves it
as in you've got moobs or you can flex your muscles and make your boobs move if it's the latter I can see why she loves it
no moobs all boobs! Chest guns she calls them!
Phwoaarrrr!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did "
stick you're tongue out of mouth and put on finger on tip of tongue and use muscle to fatten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did
Stick you're finger up your bum then your tongue out of mouth and put another finger on tip of tongue and use ass muscle to fatten"
That's just showing off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can use the muscle in my tongue to make it grow fatter without shoving it down behind my teeth like most people.Wonder how many people's trying this now lol I just did
Stick you're finger up your bum then your tongue out of mouth and put another finger on tip of tongue and use ass muscle to fatten
That's just showing off! "
you can do that you win the useless thing award |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...
School books,
School fees,
School uniforms.... Etc
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Use velcro on the seams Fooey, then you can use them again.€!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...
School books,
School fees,
School uniforms.... Etc
Use velcro on the seams Fooey, then you can use them again.€! "
Ooooh never thought of that!!
Right how do I get around the CTYI fees at DCU then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to have the ability of making money appear out of thin air!!...
School books,
School fees,
School uniforms.... Etc
Use velcro on the seams Fooey, then you can use them again.€!
Ooooh never thought of that!!
Right how do I get around the CTYI fees at DCU then? "
Lol! Overtime? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can pick my nose with my big toe
Lol! Toes rock!
As long as they're not picking noses"
Haha! Unfotunately mine can't pick noses but can certainly grip very tightly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can pick my nose with my big toe
Lol! Toes rock!
As long as they're not picking noses
Haha! Unfotunately mine can't pick noses but can certainly grip very tightly "
Sounds fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a chat with a friend this morning about useless skills.
I can shake my eyeballs and tense my boobs so they move lol
What's yours?"
are you on YouTube with this .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only
Wait that's premature not useless
I can cum without any manual stimulation "
wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My recent unless skill is paying site support fees in this place...as there is,fuck all done On regards to answering peoples quequeries!!!
Pffffffffft "
Stutter??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My recent unless skill is paying site support fees in this place...as there is,fuck all done On regards to answering peoples quequeries!!!
Pffffffffft
Stutter?? "
And angry one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only
Wait that's premature not useless
I can cum without any manual stimulation
wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory"
Imagination |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only
Wait that's premature not useless
I can cum without any manual stimulation
wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory
Imagination "
50 shades of grey trotting after you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only
Wait that's premature not useless
I can cum without any manual stimulation
wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory
Imagination "
practically |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give an awesome blow job
Oh wait. . . .
Emails came flying in with that one
None "
Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give an awesome blow job
Oh wait. . . .
Emails came flying in with that one
None
Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good "
Haha apparently not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give an awesome blow job
Oh wait. . . .
Emails came flying in with that one
None
Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good
Haha apparently not! "
Well I'd have mailed a cheeky mail for the laugh now to cheer you up but I'm blocked haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only
Wait that's premature not useless
I can cum without any manual stimulation
wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory
Imagination
50 shades of grey trotting after you"
Imagination, right breathing, clenching and extremely horny, it'll happen that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give an awesome blow job
Oh wait. . . .
Emails came flying in with that one
None
Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good
Haha apparently not!
Well I'd have mailed a cheeky mail for the laugh now to cheer you up but I'm blocked haha"
Oh ha, age restrictions eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give an awesome blow job
Oh wait. . . .
Emails came flying in with that one
None
Seriously? I'm confused fun, i thought people would be intrigued to find out how good
Haha apparently not!
Well I'd have mailed a cheeky mail for the laugh now to cheer you up but I'm blocked haha
Oh ha, age restrictions eh "
The bane of my life on Fab haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cum without any manual stimulation visual only
Wait that's premature not useless
I can cum without any manual stimulation
wowsers, you must have some imagination/memory
Imagination
50 shades of grey trotting after you
Imagination, right breathing, clenching and extremely horny, it'll happen that way "
sounds tantric, can you hold it to be extend the release? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can walk home in 5 inch high heels pissed d*unk and not fall once
well tonight anyway
Im jealous. Can't do that anymore. "
Kim I'd have thought yours was rubbing people up the wrong way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have shimmied up the main flagpole in Pairs Ui Caiobh,(however it's spelt),climbed lamposts on motoeways and removed p
also climbed,freestyle ,the front of Gaiety Theatre,the mast on 3 rock andother stuff.
halsootocelss ,all baefoot I might add.
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"i have shimmied up the main flagpole in Pairs Ui Caiobh,(however it's spelt),climbed lamposts on motoeways and removed p
also climbed,freestyle ,the front of Gaiety Theatre,the mast on 3 rock andother stuff.
halsootocelss ,all baefoot I might add.
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thats not a useless skill id kill to have that skill |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days "
Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days
Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time
Always so classy CJ that's why I heart you "
Needs be laelaps
U telling me u never got an urge to partake in some spontaneous shagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days
Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time
Always so classy CJ that's why I heart you
Needs be laelaps
U telling me u never got an urge to partake in some spontaneous shagging "
Spontaneous masterbating perhaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bend myself exactly in half. Both hands and feet on the floor. Pretty useless these days
Definitely not useless had the luck to be in a disabled toilet with a fabber that could this very handy at the time
Always so classy CJ that's why I heart you
Needs be laelaps
U telling me u never got an urge to partake in some spontaneous shagging
Spontaneous masterbating perhaps "
in public? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
That can be your dinner party trick hehe
lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol"
a must see so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
That can be your dinner party trick hehe
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Lol I'm sure I can come up with a better party trick than that for dinner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
That can be your dinner party trick hehe
lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol"
Now you can't say that and not tell us what it is!! You tease!! |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
around |
"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
That can be your dinner party trick hehe
lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol
Now you can't say that and not tell us what it is!! You tease!! "
i can imagine lots of things suitable for the dinner table and I don't mean food. Come on laid, spill.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
That can be your dinner party trick hehe
lol well I dont know if my trick is suitable for the dinner table lol
Now you can't say that and not tell us what it is!! You tease!!
i can imagine lots of things suitable for the dinner table and I don't mean food. Come on laid, spill.. "
If it involves his magic fingers then spilling is the least of your worries  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is the useless skills thread. not party tricks so I wont be divulging lol
Start a party trick thread s..........ooh wait... I know what it is lol"
First hand knowledge perchance laura?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can twerk....
Like properly? Because I've seen some bad attempts at this
Yeah properly.... "
Well it's not useless then it's only useless if you think you can but really can't |
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