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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If your were a man /woman for a day what would the first thing u would do ??  stick a cucumber in my vagina to see what it's like "
Stick one up ur arse see if u like it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your were a man /woman for a day what would the first thing u would do ?? "
If I was a woman for the day, id do what I was supposed to do, cook, clean, iron and just take care of my mans needs all day, now get back into that kitchen and stop posting on the forum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your were a man /woman for a day what would the first thing u would do ?? stick a cucumber in my vagina to see what it's like
Stick one up ur arse see if u like it "
jesus no |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If your were a man /woman for a day what would the first thing u would do ??
If I was a woman for the day, id do what I was supposed to do, cook, clean, iron and just take care of my mans needs all day, now get back into that kitchen and stop posting on the forum "
Oi mr !!' I'm working I ain't in no kitchen and I reckon mrs d rules the roost in ur gaff lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely try a BJ, leave the seat up after having a p*ss, see how quickly I can drive from A to B, get proper d*unk, f*ck a woman, wish I could multitask. |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"Definitely try a BJ, leave the seat up after having a p*ss, see how quickly I can drive from A to B, get proper d*unk, f*ck a woman, wish I could multitask."
I can multitask. I can do all the above at the same time
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd check myself straight into a mental institution.... Right after I'd had a good fiddle with me bits! 
Ummmmm what ??
Oh I'm sorry did I not make myself clear?.... Ye are all gorgeous and I wish I was a woman just like u k !!  "
Aww thanks babe xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely try a BJ, leave the seat up after having a p*ss, see how quickly I can drive from A to B, get proper d*unk, f*ck a woman, wish I could multitask.
I can multitask. I can do all the above at the same time
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Hal, that's only because you have a foof full of stuff! |
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By *unduo000Couple
over a year ago
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"Definitely try a BJ, leave the seat up after having a p*ss, see how quickly I can drive from A to B, get proper d*unk, f*ck a woman, wish I could multitask."
Lmao think I'd follow yr example Candy. Mrs D x |
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"I'd love to see what a piss horn feels like and bet ye my aim be straight in the toilet "
Aiming isn't the problem - it's the angle it comes out at and how quick your reaction and course correction times that count here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love to see what a piss horn feels like and bet ye my aim be straight in the toilet
Aiming isn't the problem - it's the angle it comes out at and how quick your reaction and course correction times that count here "
Handstand??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jayus there is so much to do and try 24 hrs would never be enough I'd have to have a week 
And knowing my luck the fecking painters would be in  "
Lmao CJ....ever the optimist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take loads of notes about the way women think, so I coul salve the next day all the men's problems by writing a bestseller. I would help millions of men around the world and cash in a fat (not curvy, haha) cheque and later live of my millions of euro... |
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