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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a few conversations over the wkend with a certain guy an thought I should share as I'm still laughing, an see has anyone ever heard or got silly things said to them like..
1 sharks ain't fish??
2 Denzel Washington plays Morgan freeman in shawshank redemption??
3 My favourite.
Getting a party invite, doors open at 8 an close at 10 please be there b4 10 as doors close..
Question that was asked..
Jeez that's a bit mad havin a party for 2 hrs what's the point??
I just wonder what's the silliest things you have heard??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof  "
D just let too much oxygen to the brain I think..doesn't get out often. .telpis..lol
P's I have the txt lol.. |
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"I bet he will chuffed till bits to see your taking the piss out of him on here lol.   "
Just as well he's no voice on here.. maybe short of a few cells too come to think of it..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof
D just let too much oxygen to the brain I think..doesn't get out often. .telpis..lol
P's I have the txt lol.."
Was his name Dougal from Fr Ted ?
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"I worked with a girl once and wait for it. She asked me very serious.
"How many dwarfs are there in snow white and the 7 dwarfs' "
Team-mate of mine talking in d changing rooms last week reckoned Leo Varadkar was only pretending he was gay to get d gay vote. He topped it off by saying
' Shur he'll be sorry yet cause it will come against him when he tries to pick up birds !'
Brought it home to us that this concussion thing is serious ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pmsl........He will never live it down. Should have saved the text for proof
D just let too much oxygen to the brain I think..doesn't get out often. .telpis..lol
P's I have the txt lol..
Was his name Dougal from Fr Ted ?
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Was thinking more like Jim Carey outta dumb n dumber |
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Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!! |
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!"
I was all those things the other morning lol and a d*unk kitty lol |
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!
I was all those things the other morning lol and a d*unk kitty lol"
Eye spy with my lil eye I see..... |
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I was out drinking with a guy for an cup finale that was being played in the UK and they played the English national anthem because it was arsenal and Newcastle and my friend asked why arnt they playing the scotish national anthem for Newcastle?  and yes we told the rest of the pub about it also just to take the piss out of him |
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!"
Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!
Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well "
Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea
All one big happy family!!!
Blessed I was hun lol |
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!
Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well
Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea
All one big happy family!!!
Blessed I was hun lol"
Twas magical nearly tears an all..ain't that right lol lol  |
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!
Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well
Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea
All one big happy family!!!
Blessed I was hun lol
Twas magical nearly tears an all..ain't that right lol lol "
All the love in the room was magical. Just what the hangover needed  |
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!
I was all those things the other morning lol and a d*unk kitty lol
Eye spy with my lil eye I see....."
I had actually forgotten that I was still so d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a pretty funny weekend all round really!!!
But "soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur
Soft kitty warm kitty, purr purr purr
Definitely springs to mind!!!
Pmsl.........and you all sang it so well
Kitty rubbing my hair it was all so magical, u on deaths door me making u tea
All one big happy family!!!
Blessed I was hun lol
Twas magical nearly tears an all..ain't that right lol lol
All the love in the room was magical. Just what the hangover needed "
Haha it was actually all quite nice ... Good friends that's all u need for moments like that |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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First mobile fone I got was a company fone in holland,boss gave me fone and card with credit on it
Told boss,in front of everyone, I put card in fone but still not working,he said give me card and ill do it,I said its in fone
I had the card in the back of fone rammed under the battery |
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"First mobile fone I got was a company fone in holland,boss gave me fone and card with credit on it
Told boss,in front of everyone, I put card in fone but still not working,he said give me card and ill do it,I said its in fone
I had the card in the back of fone rammed under the battery "
And that is why women are the superior species lol |
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