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By *rsmith21 OP Man over a year ago

Never never land

Just for a bit of craic I taught it would be a good idea to compile a list of chat up lines from people on fab

The good ones

The terrible ones

And the funny ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you can't wait until tonorrow? Why? Cuz you get better looking everyday ??. Stick that down as one of the bad ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for a bit of craic I taught it would be a good idea to compile a list of chat up lines from people on fab

The good ones

The terrible ones

And the funny ones "

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll make your bedrock

that's a cringey one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw off your knickers and hop on for a spin , he said to me in a west Kerry acent lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have pet insurance?

No... Why?

Pity, you'll need it when I smash your pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard what the scientists said?

No, what?

There will be only 7 planets left when I destroy Uranus.

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By *rsmith21 OP Man over a year ago

Never never land

I think you might have Ebola

Cause your eyes are bleeding gergous !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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By *eedycplCouple over a year ago

belfast

When in bed do u lie on ur front by any chance ?

No why ?

Can I lie on ur front then ? Lol cringe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me and my mate were in the pub last night and we shared our best chat up lines.

Some of his were so good I nearly went back to his place!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him: trying to impress -

"ooh your eyes are gorgeous I could just live in them

Her: - totally not interested

"You probably could I have a stye in one"

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By *andydevineMan over a year ago

sligo

nice legs, what time do they open.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is an epic one! Used it a couple of times!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is an epic one! Used it a couple of times!!!

Aaaaand that's why you have no green tick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suppose a ride is outa the question ?

"hang on 'til I finish this row".(she's knitting)."I'll just run up and brush my teeth" she says "that'll be nice"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend wants to know if you'll shift me

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By *ornytop1963Man over a year ago

Wexford

Your eyes are like spanners... Whenever you look at me my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you wearing spaces pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world

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By *oughandCurvyCouple over a year ago

galway

"Give us a go of your labia"

Still the funniest line I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Give us a go of your labia"

Still the funniest line I've heard

Pmsl...original alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How heavy is a polar bear?

Enough to break the ice....

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By *ornytop1963Man over a year ago

Wexford

Once at a disco I was chatting up a lady called Shannon.. I was pretty cheesy it has to be said..Told her I liked her name and asked her was she named after the river..to which she replied no..the Fucking Airport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are ye well cause your looking well

lol short and sweet keeps the curiosity going lol

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

U should be a parking ticket, coz u got "fine" written all over u

Saw a shooting star today and made a wish, looks like it came true when u walked in that door

Just 2 of what's been used on me in the past, safe to say I went home alone but pmsl

Tina

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By *andydevineMan over a year ago

sligo

if your left leg was xmas and you right leg was easter can i visit in between holidays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ain't no Fred flinstone but I sure cud make ur bedrock!! Lol

I used that line live on national radio years ago lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

Always works!

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

city centre

"Once at a disco I was chatting up a lady called Shannon.. I was pretty cheesy it has to be said..Told her I liked her name and asked her was she named after the river..to which she replied no..the Fucking Airport "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'1st when we meet I'd like to slowly but ever so sensually let you feel the warmth of my breath on ur soft lips then slowly passionately kiss those lips for an eternity as u enjoy my darting tongue and i sense ur passion responding.... Then id move up to ur belly button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"U should be a parking ticket, coz u got "fine" written all over u

Saw a shooting star today and made a wish, looks like it came true when u walked in that door

Just 2 of what's been used on me in the past, safe to say I went home alone but pmsl

Tina

Lol cheesy boys down about nenagh

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Wicklow

"Roses are red

Violets are blue