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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There was an article in the paper yesterday saying that cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position, as it is the most likely to result in a penile fracture. Doggie was second.
Was just wondering if anyone knows anyone who this has happened to? Any ladies hear a loud snap when you were giving it socks in cowgirl?
It sounds like a horrific injury! Hopefully it'll never happen to me, touch wood |
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very important to make sure the hind legs are well secured. if they manage to kick out it can be very painful. trapping them in your wellies is an option but can cause severe chaffing on your shins !!!!!! |
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The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window. |
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"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window."
And why would that be dangerous!?  |
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"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.
And why would that be dangerous!? "
oh shit yeah, that joke only works in vanilla company. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.
And why would that be dangerous!? "
thats helping a mate out lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hard to believe sex can be so dangerous. Thankfully I haven't fractured anyone's cock... just yet 
I would have thought the safest kinda sex would be with yourself but then I seen what happened to Michael Hutchence, it can be lethal... 
Be very careful with the fucking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.
And why would that be dangerous!?
oh shit yeah, that joke only works in vanilla company. "
Yep!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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The most dangerous I have ever done was taking the missus doggie style and leaning forward and whispering in her ear her sister was a better ride. Oh sweet jayus did she buck took me all my strength to hang on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The most dangerous I have ever done was taking the missus doggie style and leaning forward and whispering in her ear her sister was a better ride. Oh sweet jayus did she buck took me all my strength to hang on "
PMSL that sounds extremely dangerous your a brave man |
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"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window."
That's brilliant!! LMFAO |
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"The most dangerous position is this, it's called The Phantom.
You start fucking your lady friend in front of a window. Unbeknownst to her, you tag in a mate with a similar sized cock and sneak outside and wave in at her through said window.
That's brilliant!! LMFAO"
There would of course be another name for that . . . Rape  |
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Most dangerous for me was the back of a car on a country road, and we only met up for a chat.
Just finished - she having a smoke - windows still steamed up and boys in blue pulled up alongside " wondering if everything was all right ". Yeah - we are fine - just having a chat !
Stupid - if 5 mins earlier ! Won't be doing that again . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or try shagging your bed post (see my pic's) lol
I done that before but the post was square and it was sore 
Square peg in a round hole "
Exactly...not my best idea. Lol |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
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"There was an article in the paper yesterday saying that cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position, as it is the most likely to result in a penile fracture. Doggie was second.
Was just wondering if anyone knows anyone who this has happened to? Any ladies hear a loud snap when you were giving it socks in cowgirl?
It sounds like a horrific injury! Hopefully it'll never happen to me, touch wood"
A few times will in the doggy position I've take a full on nose bleed . |
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