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what women want to hear in the first message
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over a year ago
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'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
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ffs ..pmsl   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "  |
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"What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers " "
Mental illness
Fragile ego
Sexual inadequacy
small penis
any or all of the above. choose one
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "
Mental illness
Fragile ego
Sexual inadequacy
small penis
any or all of the above. choose one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What does be going on in these guys heads...would u go up to a girl ...lady in a bar ,niteclub and say wanna fuck love...then they give out can't get meets....#headbangers "
Mental illness
Fragile ego
Sexual inadequacy
small penis
any or all of the above. choose one
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im sure their are men out there that do lol |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
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well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
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im sure that would work every time lol  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Awe its a simple recipe really they want to know u have taken the time to read their profile even though it only states they are here to meet men for sex their interests are safe sex and they are usually no looking for single guys
So yea
Fancy a fuck I am in ur area is a good start |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol"
Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!
Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
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Again I have to bow down to you candy.... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol
Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!
Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?"
And pull on an oar  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol
Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!
Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?
And pull on an oar "
its a petrol powered |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"'Hi, I have a huge chocolate cake I am unable to eat as I am allergic to cocoa. Would you care to join me on my yacht in Monaco to eat it?
Hope to hear from you, 9"DangleDan.'
well I dont know about a yacht in monaco but I how does a hired boat on a lake in cavan sound lol
Don't come a knockin' if the boat's a rockin'!
Hang on, when you say boat, do you mean a dinghy? & will I be required to put maggots on hooks?
And pull on an oar
its a petrol powered"
Oar pulling is more of a hand job don't think they have petrol ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening
tell them what you want to hear... "
Sounds like you actually asked this question looking for some honest answers. I can see that went well... |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening
tell them what you want to hear...
Sounds like you actually asked this question looking for some honest answers. I can see that went well..."
And ur advice is..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we all have heard it before, women dont want to hear rude messages they dont want to hear hi how are you, they dont want to hear are you free this evening
tell them what you want to hear...
Sounds like you actually asked this question looking for some honest answers. I can see that went well...
And ur advice is....."
Im not a woman... |
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My advice would be to 1st read their profile for conversation points then, when you begin the message, use these to show you have indeed read their blurb.
Use a good few sentences, but not so many that its a chore to read - add in something about yourself, keeping it clean 0 unless it calls for you to be dirty 
Finally, end it with a question or 2, followed by a farewell o/
That's how I'd go about anyhoo - any ladies wanna comment on my method |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My advice would be to 1st read their profile for conversation points then, when you begin the message, use these to show you have indeed read their blurb.
Use a good few sentences, but not so many that its a chore to read - add in something about yourself, keeping it clean 0 unless it calls for you to be dirty
Finally, end it with a question or 2, followed by a farewell o/
That's how I'd go about anyhoo - any ladies wanna comment on my method "
sounds spot on to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day
and replied to everyone of them
a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply
if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well its definitely not. " I'll let you piss on me" like wtf do they think with a message like that I'm gonna drop my knickers I don't think so. It only gets a reply message calling him a prat and blocking straight away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day
and replied to everyone of them
a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply
if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture "
Jesus fair play to you for replying to all of them, patience of a saint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day
and replied to everyone of them
a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply
if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture
Jesus fair play to you for replying to all of them, patience of a saint "
not at all but every message was polite and well meaning to deserved a answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there was a day and all the other women on fab must have been on holidays and forgot me because i got 380 messages in that day
and replied to everyone of them
a lot was thank you for the message cut and paste but i did reply
if manners are extended to me its only right to return the gesture
Jesus fair play to you for replying to all of them, patience of a saint
not at all but every message was polite and well meaning to deserved a answer "
Yeah but there's plenty who wouldn't bother replying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women want a good aul corn fead fella
would that turn you yellow like the chickens lol you won't miss me then lol
couldent miss you hardy  lol minx!!! "
Or,soda and,good ole butter... |
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